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We will own this general, in time edition

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The laws of reality do not apply to me. I am a sovereign being, governed by my own will.

FUCK CANADA

so this one guy Brian got hired to stock shelves etc in our Home Depot/Walmart type store.
every sentence out of his mouth for the first month was strictly work related and the guy talked so quiet you always had to ask him to repeat himself, smelled like bug spray and axe. always has trouble with eye contact
anyways

>noon
>customer asks Brian where something is
>he mutters an answer
> probably wrong anyways
>from the customers point of view this guy can barely talk let alone direct him through the store
>makes some denigrating remark about people who stock shelves
>whatever.jpg
>brian carries on
>next day
>break room
>brian goes into his locker and pulls out a legal contract tier stack of paper
>turns out he had printed off iq tests he found online
>page 1 of 30, 2 of 30, etc
>theres 83 employees at the store
>brian spends the rest of the week trying to administer an online iq test to everybody
>eventually has to be taken aside at one of the meetings he crashed and told to stop
>he now spends his break challenging people to sudoku

another


>every wednesday and friday managers and supervisors meet at front of the store
>always announced over radio walkie talkies half of the staff have
>explicitly mentioning managers etc
>without fail brian always shows up first and has to be reminded he wasn’t called
>whoops forgot /didnt hear right lol is what he says
>now he just becomes busy in the next aisle over 'by coincidence haha'
>nobody really knows what to do

Whats in the new overwatch patch

>implying PA didnt btfo commifornia last thread

>FUCK CANADA

that guy looks funny
who is he?

>nobody knows if people actually exist here
Yeah, they make shitty sushi that gives you food poisoning.

Mr. Shekelberg

A jew

solipsism is a meme

theres always something wrong with sudokufags
its like crossword puzzles are for old people and sudoku are for the massively autistic

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Heed the quads. Remember, there is no spoon.

guys, seriously. this has to stop. there can't be THIS many people from PA congregated onto this one thread. I'm normally optimistic, but I think this "coincidental" congregation of PA residents on Sup Forums is definitely a bad sign

>not knowing jewt

How is it a bad sign?

I'm not from PA

who?

Bug fixes

/seamen/ is kill

we're freaks man, just face it. Where's New England? Where's the south? Where's the Midwest? Why is the mid-atlantic so autistic that we all are here

moot

Backlash from the pinkos.

Well i lurk 99 percent of the time but i saw you and the phillyfag posting so i joined in. But that being said, we could be be more autistic to the point that we put up the extra flags.

I'm still here

6 months back this entire place was the midwest and it was an absolute shitfest

The people and regions that post here most often are constantly changing

i do not understand
are you speaking of a person?

>ehh, America's cool
Did they really put that?

should i join the forces

manitoba and california have had their time

its ours now, allahu akbar

It was probably made by some self loathing nu-male

>he now spends his break challenging people to sudoku
You ever take him up on his challenge?

Yes, it's actually a pretty dumb map.

Yeah, I think it's a pretty crappy scale as well. A lot of people say "murica" ironically, mocking redneck/blue-collar culture. The people polled could have misinterpreted it.

Use the superposition of forces to find the resultant force.

And Michigan is fucked for some reason. I want to see the peer review process for this data.

>allahu akbar
*raises paws*
not in my state
*slams paws down and shatters all your wicked ways*

I'll be honest I've never fucked an asshole. What's the point when vagina exists?

Simple reminder that california won

i saw a woman's bare back once
moles and all

repressed homosexuality

was it a good back or a bad back

Jesus christ I made a mistake and decided to watch an anime premier downstairs and the fucking episode started so lewd my sister walked in and glared at me for "watching hentai" fucking japs stop with this lewdness

i swear 2 christ christie i m moving 2 west coast as a transplant and u r gonna dell with it

now go hug your sister

how does your sister even know what hentai means? Girls dont watch anime

>glared at me
so tsundere

First and only woman I've asked out so far. She revealed she was a bulemic lesbian. she's super qt tho and we still hang out naked..... with no sex

sometimes i think my life is a snarky tv pilot on IFC

I fucking hate this shit. Next woman I date won't have a back.

Show name for scientific purposes?

Californians, do you condone this? Americans, would you allow your children near these people?

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We used to watch anime together when we were younger.
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no one sane raising a kid lives in SF

DIBS ON GIGI AND JULIA

>tfw the qt 3.14 bends over while you walk past
>tfw she's wearing a thong

reminder that Arthur and its wholesome American values supported with strong Christian undertones is set in the Mid-atlantic states

Yeah, man. Kids need plenty of water and sunshine. California only has one of those.

Ahhaahaha what the fuck is this even about

SF has neither

sounds like Dwight

being a real big meanie tonight

Don't bother it's terrible. Something with energy/power suits or some shit fighting some evil enemy that attacks their academy city and MC charges them up by doing lewd things to them.

>hard drive is 6 years old
>have a BSOD every 4-5 months
>any day it will crash and lose all my data and programs
fuck

good one

This is what life will be like when I finish college.

>300k starting

>WD black prices haven't come down since the price stabilized months after the flooding

Good and Evil

How many black people are in VT or WY?

about 7 or 8

At least 5 figures.

Any tits I want

I'm not very good at this mudslinging.

what are you taking this fall /cum/?

Buy a green or red and tune them with the firmware tools.

>I will never be sexually bullied by my beautiful, busty japanese boss lady

what the fuck? How have I not just ended it yet?

ecology of infectious disease
uses of plants
science of poisons
physical exercise planning
philosophy
lab work
TA

california drought jokes are always funny

Physical Chemistry 1 w/ Lab
Transport Phenomena 1
Thermodynamics
MATLAB

Pretty excited 2bh.

I just want to put my pOnOs in a vOgOnO

Who?

sounds pretty similar to our public health program. What are you studying? The lab coordinator is trying to get me to TA in the fall but 17 hours with research an no free classes has me apprehensive, grading papers and dealing with weedout class questions is a drag

Very good!

Not as funny as a California drought.

creator and was admin of the site until he sold it last year

biology. I wish I stayed with a more specific major like toxicology, but I'm here now and might as well just finish it

god damn what a bunch of fucking FREAKS

have a differential equations exam in 7 hours and I cant sleep. Please send help

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Someone redirected me to this thread with the words "spics & niggers safe space"

Differential equations is easy, you'll do fine.

well they were right wassup my nigger brother

hello, my dark skinned friend! good evening to you!

whas good homes?

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there are indeed a lot of spics and I can see why this is described as a safe space but I dont think there there are many actual blacks. Welcome

>gigi
>julia
>mary
>nicole
>deanna
>madeline
>beckie
>emily
>tori
>""""""freaks""""""
dude, the west coast is where I need to be. It's nothing but YOGA PANTS here. god damn conformists.

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