/pic of janny/ edition
/brit/
nigger
took a pic of me arse lads, it's looking good
second for gay edition
hey it's just you and I in this thread, wanna share pics ;)
haha okay lad no homo
bart
tfw no gf
listening to a top aussie choon
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alri shortarse haha
> water hole
> Literally just a puddle of red dirty water in the fucking ground
the haitiANUS is doing it again
*grabs you by the collar*
you mick fuck I'm 6'2 you wanna have a fucking go?
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awfully slow today
This is far too early, I don't want to be awake
*crawls into bed with you*
hey big boy
>Pokemon go released
>An augmented reality game where you walk around with your phone out trying to "catch" pokemon
>Kid was stabbed for his iPhone
And no one saw the potential of this happening by walking around with your phone out?
it's autistic as fuck, got tired of it in 5 minutes
What a fucken faggotty ol edition tis is.
Cat 5 chimp out in the US coming
playing pokemons yellow atmo lad
i cant remember how to get the coincase or the synthscope tho
What the fuck. She's so calm?
Cameron tried for high treason for dissolving the UK when?
hahaha pokemons
>Jamal Dugood Thurman Thomas, 26, of Minneapolis, was pulled over at 5:59 CST with his wife Shanayeaye Diamond Thomas and their 15 month old son Simonteay Datawight Thomas, for a broken tail light.
>Be American
>Pulled over for broken brake light
>Get shot
Just had a wank to some chick shoving 2' worth of dildo down her throat
Don't know how you figure out you have such a talent but it was quite impressive
REALLY quiet today. What's going on guys?
everyone is watching the footy
Our clandestine radio transmitter from eastern Prussia to Russia is creating an enormous sensation. It operates in Trotsky’s name, and is causing Stalin plenty of trouble
t. goebbels
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>tfw you turn all your alarms off and oversleep by 30mins and have 15mins to get ready
haha!
dumb frogposter
better spend some of it on Sup Forums am I right haha
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is messi going to jail lads?
Haha was drying my hair and I'm ready now so it's ok x
No
tfw get to go to work wearing the same shitty clothes as I wear normally everyday
casual dress code is great
what the colour of authentic brits' hair? blonde or burunetto?
I wish I had a qt gf like Katie Hopkins
watching cbbc lads
red hair with a cute button nose
we all look this
On the bus lads
I don't like ginger sorry
Where can i get a Karen lads
Got a large penis lads
Lads whose nigii?
dubious post
me too, i swear mine's gotten bigger since i started wanking 6 times a day
mines shrunk since I started wanking 4 times a day.
Went from 7 to 6 and the difference is so noticeable its ridiculous
>when porn films have actual acting
putting things up your bum will make it bigger
tfw getting in too early so just sitting around outside so I don't have to do extra work
wageslave?
Salary something
Can't remember what the second part is though, someone posted it here the other day
salary serf?
morning lads
running a bit late wahey
doing a poo
Who /wageslavebuswanker/ here?
Salary Shitface
don't feel bad m8, baby boomers have made it impossible for young people to afford cars as well as houses
We did he mean by dis
bit sad today lads. splitting up with my wife, but today's our anniversary. upsetting desu
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Landlord just told me that the rent is going up next month.
>tfw literally paying for a new wing on his house
*adds a fresh bucket of Vaseline to the runt pit*
*stirs the runts up with a barge pole*
Probably paying for his bonus to, the tory bastard.
lads
what if we're not us but we're actually in a giant game of the sims right now
what if my player made all my decisions for me because he thought playing a socially awkward neet would be a fun challenge? sadistic bastard
I can afford a car but I'd rather spend the money on other things. Public transport in my city is pretty good tbf
cheers for your compassion and understanding lad
>getting married
Dun goofed
*deletes the steps in your pool*
need my player to enter the money cheat for me
yeah you might be able to afford a car but you'll never be able to afford petrol or parking if you live in the city
nah, best day of my life lad. got no regrets about it at all.
um, explain!
i like to think we're just in an extremely complex simulation of another much more advanced species
He's one of those posh guys who pretends to be all street, it's embarrassing. The lucky cunt inherited 5 houses from his Grandad and his job is to collect shekels from wageslave like me and live an easy life.
would happily back my car over michael gove's face
test
so why don't you all just elect Rees-Mogg for PM, again?
tired lads
icles
Funny because it's the same plan of action being applied to all western countries now.
umm no it isn't
why are brits so pessimistic
why don't you miserable cunts dare to dream for once in your fucking lives?
Dreaming about you being put through a mangle
>going to be an hour late to work
Best excuse? They know I was drinking yesterday.
you had your period
Stupid normie.
Any nonces itt?
out of the anglosphere countries, america has the highest suicide rate, followed by australia, canada, new zealand, and the uk has the lowest
what's up with that?
>>>/autism/
Sitting in my car
@61781771
Don't reply to me, normie.