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/pic of janny/ edition

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nigger

took a pic of me arse lads, it's looking good

second for gay edition

hey it's just you and I in this thread, wanna share pics ;)

haha okay lad no homo

bart

tfw no gf

listening to a top aussie choon

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alri shortarse haha

> water hole
> Literally just a puddle of red dirty water in the fucking ground

the haitiANUS is doing it again

*grabs you by the collar*

you mick fuck I'm 6'2 you wanna have a fucking go?

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awfully slow today

This is far too early, I don't want to be awake

*crawls into bed with you*
hey big boy

>Pokemon go released
>An augmented reality game where you walk around with your phone out trying to "catch" pokemon
>Kid was stabbed for his iPhone

And no one saw the potential of this happening by walking around with your phone out?

it's autistic as fuck, got tired of it in 5 minutes

What a fucken faggotty ol edition tis is.

Cat 5 chimp out in the US coming

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playing pokemons yellow atmo lad

i cant remember how to get the coincase or the synthscope tho

What the fuck. She's so calm?

Cameron tried for high treason for dissolving the UK when?

hahaha pokemons

>Jamal Dugood Thurman Thomas, 26, of Minneapolis, was pulled over at 5:59 CST with his wife Shanayeaye Diamond Thomas and their 15 month old son Simonteay Datawight Thomas, for a broken tail light.

>Be American
>Pulled over for broken brake light
>Get shot

Just had a wank to some chick shoving 2' worth of dildo down her throat

Don't know how you figure out you have such a talent but it was quite impressive

REALLY quiet today. What's going on guys?

everyone is watching the footy

Our clandestine radio transmitter from eastern Prussia to Russia is creating an enormous sensation. It operates in Trotsky’s name, and is causing Stalin plenty of trouble
t. goebbels

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>tfw you turn all your alarms off and oversleep by 30mins and have 15mins to get ready

haha!

dumb frogposter

better spend some of it on Sup Forums am I right haha

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is messi going to jail lads?

Haha was drying my hair and I'm ready now so it's ok x

No

tfw get to go to work wearing the same shitty clothes as I wear normally everyday

casual dress code is great

what the colour of authentic brits' hair? blonde or burunetto?

I wish I had a qt gf like Katie Hopkins

watching cbbc lads

red hair with a cute button nose

we all look this

On the bus lads

I don't like ginger sorry

Where can i get a Karen lads

Got a large penis lads

Lads whose nigii?

dubious post

me too, i swear mine's gotten bigger since i started wanking 6 times a day

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lol

mines shrunk since I started wanking 4 times a day.

Went from 7 to 6 and the difference is so noticeable its ridiculous

>when porn films have actual acting

putting things up your bum will make it bigger

tfw getting in too early so just sitting around outside so I don't have to do extra work

wageslave?

Salary something

Can't remember what the second part is though, someone posted it here the other day

salary serf?

morning lads

running a bit late wahey

doing a poo

Who /wageslavebuswanker/ here?

Salary Shitface

don't feel bad m8, baby boomers have made it impossible for young people to afford cars as well as houses

We did he mean by dis

bit sad today lads. splitting up with my wife, but today's our anniversary. upsetting desu

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Landlord just told me that the rent is going up next month.

>tfw literally paying for a new wing on his house

*adds a fresh bucket of Vaseline to the runt pit*
*stirs the runts up with a barge pole*

Probably paying for his bonus to, the tory bastard.

lads

what if we're not us but we're actually in a giant game of the sims right now

what if my player made all my decisions for me because he thought playing a socially awkward neet would be a fun challenge? sadistic bastard

I can afford a car but I'd rather spend the money on other things. Public transport in my city is pretty good tbf

cheers for your compassion and understanding lad

>getting married
Dun goofed

*deletes the steps in your pool*

need my player to enter the money cheat for me

yeah you might be able to afford a car but you'll never be able to afford petrol or parking if you live in the city

nah, best day of my life lad. got no regrets about it at all.

um, explain!

i like to think we're just in an extremely complex simulation of another much more advanced species

He's one of those posh guys who pretends to be all street, it's embarrassing. The lucky cunt inherited 5 houses from his Grandad and his job is to collect shekels from wageslave like me and live an easy life.

would happily back my car over michael gove's face

test

so why don't you all just elect Rees-Mogg for PM, again?

tired lads

icles

Funny because it's the same plan of action being applied to all western countries now.

umm no it isn't

why are brits so pessimistic

why don't you miserable cunts dare to dream for once in your fucking lives?

Dreaming about you being put through a mangle

>going to be an hour late to work

Best excuse? They know I was drinking yesterday.

you had your period

Stupid normie.

Any nonces itt?

out of the anglosphere countries, america has the highest suicide rate, followed by australia, canada, new zealand, and the uk has the lowest

what's up with that?

>>>/autism/

Sitting in my car

@61781771
Don't reply to me, normie.