Write passwords in your internet passwords keeper

>write passwords in your internet passwords keeper
>throw the keeper in a safe
Is this the only truly safe way to store your passwords?

store them in your head you dummy

This. I'm fucked if I ever have brain damage.

If you keep passwords in your head, you can be tortured and compromise your passwords.

>not storing your mental passwords with pointers

then authorities could cause a heap overflow in your brain to side load unauthorized code and run DOOM

If you got dain bramage resetting your password is going to be the least of your worries.

you're still going to get tortured, only you'll end up dying because you cannot make it stop.

pretty dumb actually. i doubt that for every platform you use strong unique password. this is were keepassxc comes in really handy.

only password i need to know is that of my workstation, which is encrypted and my encrypted kbbx.

>he cant figure out a system for creating complex long passwords that is easy to remember

brainlet

I store them in an encrypted zip. Is it a bad idea?

yeah kid yourself with this bullshit. nothing beats randomness

>he doesn't have a functioning brain that can memorise a few words

How can you even live like this?

>He doesn't consider the secrecy of his fetishes more important than his life

I have for each password a screenshot and I use it's md5 sum. I've copied it to a file and also written it down in case of data corruption

>im going to, remember the password of my username, the ssh key, the root user and the disk encryption password. and of course the same for every firewall, server, storage, switch, etc. not to forget every social media, forum, irc, chat, online store and email account

i totally believe you that you have a secure "system" for unique passwords

it's called a password structure you fucking brainlet, remove yourself from the genepool.

>see my friend type in her password
>it's fucking like 20 digits long and she made mistakes and had to redo it three times
Yeesh, I just do the bare minimum. A word followed with numbers with the first letter being capitalised.

>write passwords in your internet passwords keeper
>throw the keeper in a safe
>forget safe combination
>...
>so many cases
>sad

>not keeping safe combinations in a safe combination keeper

but now your writing down your passwords and saving it to a file.

why not just come up with a reusable salt value and hash the service name with the salt value so that you can determine your passwords on the fly whenever you need to?
[user@Homebase ~]$ echo "ssh +mysalt" | shasum
9fa807da72912db5618f358f8980b7ab1737546b

I'm writing down a bunch of numbers

I don't know.
I use KeePass. The file is stored in my Dropbox. Works for me.

Another user here, the only problem with this approach(aside from remembering 414 passwords) would be the need to create and remember passwords for other people.
They can be too complicated for them and this deed can potentially compromise your system.

That does not sound too bad desu

>password structure
>secure
>i don't know how to computer but let me tell you all this bullshit of how i'm right about my pseudo security

typical fa/g/got, stay classy

C:\User\me\Documents\passwords.txt

I write my passwords in a plain text file on an old floppy disk that I keep nearby.

As opposed to getting tortured and giving up the location/combo of the safe?

just name all your pictures in your meme folder and use the file name as the password. This way you just have to remember what the picture looked like and look up the picture name instead. If anyone else sees them, it just look like files name.
like sadpepewithfeelsguy10.png as password

and use the pic as your avatar on the site to memorize it.

>i totally believe you that you have a secure "system" for unique passwords

Yes, and its not hard either

Is Dashlane botnet?

by making them all the same?

>>password structure
>>secure
What if I told you don't know how to estimate security, nigga?

like nonone is going to torture you for your facebook login kek, but anyways storing password in an PDF file on a secure user-side encrypted cloud storage is the way to go, you only need one password to known and those services provide multiple backups of your data, impossible to lose, also don't provide those password next to an actual logins, use code names only you can remember, like ponytails for facebook, and a login password next to it, also use 2FA keeping it hard to guess password, anyways noone will get into your cloud storage anyways and its encrypted, good luck motherfucker

>PDF file on a secure user-side encrypted cloud storage is the way to go
I had semi-seriously considered creating anime torrent and encoding my passwords into one of the key frames as an emergency backup plan.

you can't, true, but if two password are compromised you can attempt in reversing your "password structure"

No, by doing things like the first sentence from a chapter of a book, turning the letters into numbers and running that through a memorized xor

post-it notes stuck to your monitor

Using random generated passwords and a decent password manager is a lot more convenient and also more secure.
The main security risk comes from re-using the same password. With some shitty system you might not be bothered to pick secure passwords for each and every service that you need to create an account for.

>is handing all my passwords over to a free online service botnet?
:thinking:

But I do for the shit that matters, so what is the problem?

mooltipass seems safe: it uses chip & pin to protect your bank of passwords, and emulates a usb keyboard to input the values.

no internet required to use it by default.

fucking up the pin 4 times causes the database to implode, and you can have multiple databases on the same device (and multiple devices copying the same database) -- your card is your something you have, and the pin is the 2nd factor -- something you know

they're not super expensive, and the source & the schematics are all available online.

> (You)
>>is handing all my passwords over to a free online service botnet?
>Free online service
>Free

Nigger I pay $150/5yr for the mobile synchronization plan

No, but it depends on the algorithm that you use for encryption. The build-in zip ones are pretty pathetic.

>randomness

You would probably use a master password and derive the rest from that one.

>Puck. Up and down, up and down,
I will lead them up and down: 1455
I am fear'd in field and town:
Goblin, lead them up and down.
Here comes one.
>convert to hex
>55 70 20 61 6e 64 20 64 6f 77 6e 2c 20 75 70 20 61 6e 64 20 64 6f 77 6e 2c 0a 49 20 77 69 6c 6c 20 6c 65 61 64 20 74 68 65 6d 20 75 70 20 61 6e 64 20 64 6f 77 6e 3a 20 31 34 35 35 0a 49 20 61 6d 20 66 65 61 72 27 64 20 69 6e 20 66 69 65 6c 64 20 61 6e 64 20 74 6f 77 6e 3a 0a 47 6f 62 6c 69 6e 2c 20 6c 65 61 64 20 74 68 65 6d 20 75 70 20 61 6e 64 20 64 6f 77 6e 2e 0a 48 65 72 65 20 63 6f 6d 65 73 20 6f 6e 65 2e
>second passage; Thou coward, art thou bragging to the stars, 1470
Telling the bushes that thou look'st for wars,
And wilt not come? Come, recreant; come, thou child;
I'll whip thee with a rod: he is defiled
That draws a sword on thee.
>hex that too
>run through xor
>this is the output
>54686f7520636f776172642c206172742074686f75206272616767696e6720746f207468652073746172732c20313437300a54656c6c696e67207468652062757368657320746861742074686f75206c3a1f4b461d10000200054e5b4107030c6b2f0a4444181e02582a274f03490f034d095a41274f190d494d52101352040f0a545f4f140157451d14415d653c000205490a015a786e434c054e570e00154c1048040b44571d1b1f4e5b2a3500065649064900051641004512010908447f2448001a4444160e001d0e6b6816050a52074f020b5354070b0000

OMG RANDOM IS SOO MUCH BETTER

Nothing random in your post. Why are you beating the strawman that you just made?

You should probably use pbkdf2 or a similar algorithm instead.

>have been born just in time to experience DOOM getting ported to human brains
Truly the best age in the best timeline

I'd say it's the one non-autistic sane safe way, on the condition that you you really do keep it safe. I just select some semi-memorable ~3-4 word phrase with special char and number and write it down in case I forget it. Like rick&M:pickle xD!111

I tattoo them on my cock since nobody else ever sees it anyway.

the tattoo artist sees it all

Fair enough. I hope they do better at securing their databases then LastPass has.

You expect Sup Forums to understand advanced technical concepts like computers?