/brit/

North-south divide edition

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korean pop

I've thought about it, and it's a no from me

Janny's in a mood lads

>This thread has been pruned or deleted
wtf lads

is the janny mad lol haha FUK U

This is what will left from UK in next 200 years.

Third time's a charm?

Janny has absolutely lost his rag

he's drunk on """power""""

Imagine just getting shot by the po-lees for no reason at all.

Why you voted for brexit ?
Now germany will bully you.

I'm alright with this

janny's on his period lads

"mid"lands is north
half of what's the "south" in that map is also the north

This is what will be left of the UK in 200 years*

Who /wessex/, lads?

...

CUM
BRIA
>cum
kek

Janny made you all dance to his tune like the cucks you are. Based tbqh.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QzivmOQWkVQ

fuck off janny you fat waste

>thread went past bump limit
>janny deletes
>new thread gets made

I think we both know who the puppet is here

Isn't our language great, lads

Should have wiped out the Picts and Scots.

btw isn't Endinburg capital city of Scotland?

the gf just sent me this

THERE ARE NO CLOCKS IN MY ROOM WHY DO I HESR CLOCKS TICKING MAKE IT STOO IT WONT ATOP

It's rightful Northumbrian clay

sorry

Northumbria is poverty central.

when the english bash scotland, wales and ireland, are they really in any position to chat shit unless they're from wessex?

based 2bh

english is probably my favourite language

btw 1 (you) = 1 free kebab

delet this

your dad sells avon

why delete the truth? you some sort of northumbrian revisionist?

Why is it?

it was bad yesterday too

Getting a beer with Ed lads

sitting on the bog lads

I like the way it sounds and it's pretty relaxed in terms of structure

also the fact that I'm probably one of about 5 people in this country that can actually speak it

>Cheshire
>North

Article 50 when?

LADS

TURN ON THE FUCKING NEWS

oh shit, it's world chocolate day?

kek girl I know just posted this

>So this happened at the car garage last night....
>They said I would need to wait for an hour for them to have a look. At which point they suggested I go shopping and spend some money. They all laughed.
>When I returned, they said they wanted to check if my aircon was working, as I said it had been hot with the aircon on during the day. They started laughing (again) when they said that I did not have aircon but in fact a fan (genuine mistake in my opinion)
>To me, I felt that this was sexist behaviour....

oh shit, black lives matter?

kek

oh shit, falcon heights?

tindering a qt 29-year old

chocolate chilcot lives matter

lads, can you recommend a good book on british/english history

ideally including early history as well (like from 1000 AD or something)

>qt sent me picture with her feet in it
>not got foot fetish

Not sure if this is a bad feel or a good feel

>tfw no mistress to spit in my face and make me lick her boots in public

>At which point they suggested I go shopping and spend some money
banter

amazon.co.uk/Complete-History-Britain-Simon-Schama/dp/0563521090
have a look at that if you can

>not got foot fetish
you screwed up

post pic anyway

thanks

I got a book as a gift that's literally called 1000 A.D.
Just deals with basically all aspects of life in pre-Norman Britain around that period. It's pretty small for a history book but it was an interesting read about stuff I otherwise would have never learned about.

how is it?

Does the Mason-Dixon line go under or above the green area?

It's a joke made at the expense of a characteristic of a person
literally banter

older women are weird

think something goes wrong once they reach 28 and are still single

Correct
>When they refer to their nieces or nephews all the time as if they were their own kids

what's the biggest lie you were ever told?

it's not really the greatest banter in the world

Reminder not to fall for the eternal female's tricks when she reaches 25 and decides she wants a nice little beta to sponge off for a few decades after filling up on a different Chad Thundercock every week of her young life

Prostitutes and bachelorhood are the final relationship redpill.

That I would have to get a job some day and I can't play video games all day until I die

who is the author? I can't seem to find it.

Well, over here becoming a spinster is still a thing. It's seen as a very unfortunate thing to happen.


Also, what do you guys think of G M Trevelyan "history of england"? I can easily get a hold of this book.

Do scotland/wales/northern ireland matter much or is just england good enough?

youtube.com/watch?v=j1TAwbGo1E4

feels tb h

Still banter though so what are you trying to prove?

that a job would be real work

i mean, i get paid to shitpost here, it's easier than school or uni or phd by a mile

it's not really impressive enough to call it banter

Got the title slightly wrong, it's actually The Year 1000 by Robert Lacey and Danny Danziger.

One of these pakis murdered the other for being too moderate

Guess which is which

Haven't heard of the book personally, you could probably go to better places to consult on literature than here if i'm honest xx
Anyway, Scotland/Wales/Norn Eire's history is almost entirely their relationship with England past 1000AD, so just a history of England should give quite a comprehensive analysis of the entire UK

/brit/ is prime material for used up girls who want a comfy life desu.

nooorrmieeeeeeeessss

You just know that the one on the right can call her mother aunt.

Hhahahahaha

>it doesn't fit my arbitrary definition of banter so it's not banter
What's your tumblr username?

hello you called

Hate all of you

I can see my breath, haha what am I like

even me? :o

You expecially

>taig

>you could probably go to better places to consult on literature than here
my standards aren't high

thx anyway

thx, I'll have a look.

or I'll just top myself by spraying insecticide/roach killer into my mouth instead x

bit rude

Feeling a bit shit today lads
Blocked but runny nose and a bit of a headache
I still need to get my tyres changed, buy some coolant and then phone a garage about getting my aircon fixed

>I'll just top myself by spraying insecticide/roach killer into my mouth instead x
good lad

banterlordxxx

Putin is so small he almost makes that beer look normal size

So..

*clears throat*
mate, we don't serve your kind here
*taps sign*

good banter

here we all are then

the lads

...

yeah I've got a gf

she goes to a different school though you don't know her

Imagine being an Irish wolfhound with a unusually dark coat and reading that haha

Ahh yes the sun very good

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