What is this thing?

What is this thing?

A pen drive

a 4gb micro cruzer

usb stick

Porn drive

why don't you google it you lazy faggot

a usb

@61785384
That's a hard drive.

A thumb drive

a shitpost. sage

announcing sage isn't allowed

proprietary hardware

...

a sip disket

...

a computah stick

stealth reporting isn't allowed either

A zip diskette

good thing i didn't break that rule

yes you did

...

It's a wifi dongle you plug in to play games on your xbox

an usb thumb drive?

usb speed store

Nice

>@
not sure if bait or new

>being this new

@61785734

When I use ">>" it does not hyperlink to the post in this thread (ITT).

Kind regards,
Luke

It also came pre-loaded with (nearly unremoveable, at least in Windows) with awful software.

yeah awful proprietary software

It's an old method of storage called a "usb". Still used today by Luddite pedophiles aka Linux users.

>muh cloud
nice one shill

hey I had this one. The 2GB model.

It was a piece of shit.

Zip disquette

> any physical ports whatsoever (excluding charge port)

Nice one, pedophile.

pocket cloud

(You)

Cool one

Also fuck Bluetooth. Your keyboard should be paired over LTE with your Microsoft account.

/dev/sdc

a universal serial bus compliant solid state memory device

Nuclear centrifuge

I still have my 2GB. It's laying around somewhere in my room at home. I doubt my mom has thrown it away.

portable memory dongle

a (YOU) ASSSS BEEEE DRIVE

Solid computer vinyl

obsolete

memory thumbdrivestick.

memorystick

it's a usb cable. i'll show you later.

It's a Flash Drive, also known as a USB Mass Storage Device.

>a universal serial bus compliant solid state memory device
Like this?

>Flash Drive
Like this?

a high speed external hard drive meant for gamers and high professional HACKERS

Yes, since it's flash based storage.

>hard drive

It's a USB

a USB what?

kek

How about you kill yourself.

I am objectively correct with my post. Whether you like it or not I am peak performance.

soft drive?

I'll show you later

It's a universal serial bus controller attached to a nand chip and nand storage controller, with r/w indicator, in a retractable housing.

An offline-capable Cloud Storage device.

cant you read it? it says Micro right on it. Just like your dick.

>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.