He thought blue bubbles are a meme

>he thought blue bubbles are a meme

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What's so fucking great about imessage other than read reciept and the bubbles that day your typing?

It's proof of not being an autistic poorshit

You can send imessages from android now.

>dating itoddlers

Not if you have a Vertu. If she has an iphone and you have a Vertu it means she's most likely from a lower class than you. She wouldn't even afford a pair of proper deck shoes if you invited her on your yacht.
Why would you date such poor pleb?

e2e crypto, any filetype attachment, group chats, syncs on all Apple devices, tied into all core iOS and macOS apps like calendar, shared video viewing, and a bunch more

>needing to be validated by the color of my text bubble.

Now that's autistic.

You know these are race traitors, right?

>only rich people get iPhones
I don't understand this meme. If only rich people get them then why does every east side nigger here in DC have one?

def not a meme. I've been using Android for Tinder and it's hell. Some bitches won''t even reply after they see my green bubbles.

what is whatsapp

>what is whatsapp
spyware.
for pajeets

They are a meme
They're basically a filter so that if a woman won't talk to you because she doesn't like green bubbles then you should stay far away from her in the first place

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>using tinder

Is there no way to spoof it?

>not wanting shallow people in your personal life is sour grapes
really makes you think

The first day of getting an iphone 7, I got a message from a gains goblin I hadn't sent a message to in 3 day sand she sent "oh you have an iphone now!". This was 3 days after the last message, it's as if females are fixated into believing that iphones have some sort of status when it's actually a phone made exclusively for people who want zero customization and have only the absolute minimum of features. It is absolutely idiotic

If a woman won't date you based on something as petty as a fucking phone toss her right in the fucking trash.

3D [spoiler]Western[/spoiler] women were a mistake.

>Is there no way to spoof it?
Wish I knew how user... I'd be able to lay hotter bitches with them for sure.

stay a virgin user. effort to get pussy is not worth it. just leave it to me.

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I guess that's why they never respond

thumbnail makes it look like she's got a beard.

>Not "ey bby u want sum fuk?"

that's depressing user. you know what to do.

Honestly it seems like if using android is more of a "thot filter" than anything

An extra app to install

That is me

>DePaul University
That's an immediate Red flag already

tell the girls to kill themselves?

>tfw good looking enough that I've unironically tried this and it worked

Seriously, fuck Liberal womyn

neither of them look remotely attractive in that shot so no big loss

>you a bot?
man I completely forgot about how mad that made me when I used that shit lmao

your game is shit. you'll forever be alone

>using tinder

>neither of them look remotely attractive

i know ;_;

>wanting a disease-ridden roastie
Nice try roastie, you can't fool us

why the fuck are men the only ones expected to have "game"
pretty fucking stupid that women get to be boring, dumb, useless fucktoys and i got to bend over backwards to make them laugh and want to fuck

Time to buy a chastity cage and a frilly skirt, son. I don't think this whole mating game thing is for you.

Fuck off worthless goddess.

Accept Islam anons, let's show these roasties a real Patriarchy.

>white people still use inferior closed platform messaging
Not surprising really.

Inshallah brother

i dont enjoy "the game"
i just want to press a button and get some fuck but im not pathetic enough for a prostitute

fuck off terrorist scum

>e2e crypto
>cosed source
pick one

Fucking sheep must be easy. You pieces of shit don't even have to work on your game and can just pay to fuck some sheep... just like your pedo """prophet"""

haram.pls delete kafar

Why would we fuck sheep when your virginal daughters literally throw themselves at us?

Shush Becky, The left will eventually invite hordes of Muhammads and Abdul's, and there's nothing you can do.

It's so easy to understand. IPhones mean that you are an "it just works" kinda guy, so they can be pretty sure that you are not an "install getoo" type idiot who will spend more time with his PC than with her.

If you're both looking for a fuck why would that even matter? Hell, maybe they can take it as a challenge to make the guy forget about his computer

Mohammed is a pedo and you're going to the lake of fire

>Ginny Weasley or Pam Beesly
Don't worry I'm swiping left for a lot of other reasons

They don't respond because your game is fucking pathetic man

>not having a separate $80 iPhone 5S

I forgot how to game. It's all so tiresome

You can see how fat they are from their jawlines alone.
Those are the 140-pushing-150lb 5'3-5'4 cunts who forgot what bangs are and show off their 6 inch foreheads, then the second they hit 22 start bloating up on wine and candy because HA HA RUNNING IS SOOOO MUCH WORK RIGHT GUISE XDD and expecting men to still pick up the slack and fawn over them.

Basically they're the spitting image of the "You're going to be unwed in your 30s and not know why" millennial female.

I have literally a fucking stack of iPhone 5cs.
You can get working ones for about nothing.

Stop thinking and act like Tyrone.
Seriously, it works, and I fucking hate that it works.
Tinder sluts don't want a clever man or even one good at conversation, they want one willing to meet them in person immediately and aggressively.

how? I have a friend that has a locked one and I really want it.

>Caring what ugly girls think
All my relationships have been with iPhone users, and they were intelligent enough not to care what I used.

give them back jamal mohammed!

This is actually one of the greatest services a woman could do for you. Gives your a nice big warning sign right off the bat about what kind of petty whore she is and guarantees she's just looking for money or status from you.

>Attends DePaul
>A university that let a "protester" interrupt Milo Yiannopoulos' talk by walking up and ripping the mic out of his hand, intentionally telling their own police to not intervene despite this obviously being a violation of a student conduct code.

>student conduct code
>law
cretinous even by tripfag standards

Sup Forums is full of 3DPD loving normalfags

Universities have campus police to both enforce the law and enforce the student conduct code. Where it may not be illegal to bring a megaphone into a talk and start screeching over the speaker (although if it is, it would fall under "disorderly conduct"), it generally is not considered acceptable by the venue. Where they are used as venues for public discourse, universities have a reputation to uphold. A student who pulls that crap should be physically removed by the campus police and then subsequently punished by the campus administration, either with a fine to their student account, or some other punishment, possibly expulsion.

This is true, it's red pilled. Who cares about iwhores anyways.

>check out the self esteem on THAT pig

Well guess who will be dead at age 35 after riding the cock carousel.

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>says the perpetually ignored permavirgin who's already dead inside

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why is everyone in the screencaps in this thread american

>be 10/10 grill on tinder
>want to settle down
>browse on tinder
>find awesome guy
>literally perfect
>everything is going great
>drop him because he didnt have an iphone

>all those matches
>i can barely manage to get 3 of them in a month

I thought the green bubble was on the senders side.
Have they changed it or is she just a retard?

Fuck, I go to the same university as this thot,

its ok I've never got laid or even on a date to tinder. I just use it to reassure myself that I could probably get a gf if I wanted.

im not attracted to women so this doesnt affect me

grinder doesn't have a similar stigma?

we all use iPhones anyway

Because the marketing campaign didn't run in Europe

naw im not gay either

sluggish as fuck and retarded telegram alternative that somehow took off over here , you LITERALLY need someones phonenumber ADDED to you contatcts on your phone and then let whatsapp find that contact , unlike TG where its an @ handle , also WA needs you to bluetooth tether your phone to your pc to use the desktop client wich is pathetic as fuckkk

is there a horse dating app yet?

I used Tinder once and met a few thots. Deleted Facebook and never looked back.

i am disappointed she didn't have a beard when clicked the image

>Women are another race. They’re like the moon, always changing. You can only win by being the cool center of their being. You have to represent something solid and loving. The anchor. Even if you’re not. You can’t tell them the truth. You have to lie and play games. I’ve never in my entire life been with someone with whom I didn’t have to play a game. I’ve never been with anyone with whom I could be exactly who I am.

Fucken ameriburgers
What the fuck is this shit even? Why do people care about a phone's operating system when it comes to chosing a mate?

theregister.co.uk/2017/07/14/uk_spookhas_gchq_can_crack_endtoend_encryption_says_australian_ag/?mt=1500021512347
>British signals intelligence agency Government Communications Headquarters (GCHQ) can crack end-to-end encrypted messages sent using WhatsApp and Signal, according to Australian attorney-general George Brandis.

I can buy iPhones on welfare aswell.

Fug, I once showed my wife who I really was and she threatened to leave me. I have since begun to gaslight the bitch.

Ah, the joys of not being American. Thank you of reminding me.

>Super liked the only Asian
Kek