Why cant I connect a usb drive to my navel?

Why cant I connect a usb drive to my navel?

Stick It In Your Pooper You Mad Man.

Anybody else bleed from their navel? Asking for my cousin.

I fucking hate the concept of navels and want mine removed, but it's so weirdly connected to shit that you can't help but cause structural damage and skyrocket your chances of a hernia by removing it.

Anyone else uncomfortable with having a pinched up hole to your guts just being there?

No, it doesn't bother me. There must be something wrong with you.

Works on my body™

You have to format it to FAT

kek

It's been healed shut for decades for us, but probably only 12 years or so for you.

>doctors didn't safely remove usb storage device at birth, now have outie navel

KEK

Lel

Proof that there are no mods.
Kek

>Implying Navel drives aren't technology

stick it into your penis

>Implying zip disquettes are technology

you need a type B connector.

Push harder.

because you're a fat fuck lmao

>tfw I have an outie
Can you get surgery to fix that?

It's in the wrong way. Turn it around. Then turn it around again.

Just get fat.

1 0 , 0 0 0 C A L O R I E S

No wonder this fat fuck's girlfriend left him.

Did his wife really leave him?

Lack of drivers

Why can't my sony vaio desktop from ~2002 boot from USB

dumb dragonposter

well he got surgery though