Why is this allowed?

Why is this allowed?
>0 relevance
>fucking desert in the middle
>0 land borders
>sea borders with bunch of irrelevant Asian shitholes
>0 history
>no writers, no philosophers, no movies
>0 cultural achievements
>0 influence on the world's politics
>never participated any relevant war besides the war on emus
>men are such beta cucks that even a kangaroo can beat shit out of them

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Why do you keep making this thread what did Australia do to you?

White oasis in the slanty-eyed world.

>0 relevance

AC/DC is good even though it's a bunch of Scots that got transplanted to Perth as children.

>there are russians boiling their shoes to eat due to poverty

what did putin mean by this

exist

leather is edible of prepared correctly, after all, it's just cured skin. I don't know the context of his statement, but it's probably that Russia is a backwards shithole and it's totally not Russia's fault.

> Australian man robs bank in Singapore

straitstimes.com/singapore/suspect-on-the-run-after-30k-bank-robbery-in-holland-village


Thanks aussies you guys are truly the niggers of southeast asia now

you'd rather live here than russia dickhead hahaah it's objectively far better

>>men are such beta cucks that even a kangaroo can beat shit out of them

Whoa buddy, watch those youtube videos. Those roos are jacked and mad as fuck.

t. knows nothing about Accadacca.

>no movies

got there first faggot

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Story_of_the_Kelly_Gang

nice 1 lmao

>The Straits Times understands that the suspect strode into the bank and handed the teller a slip of paper with his demands.
>After she complied, he made off with the cash on foot. No weapon was seen during the incident, which was over in minutes.

lmao

>knows nothing about terminal cancer-tier dadrock

And nothing of value was lost.

The Man from Snowy River is a pretty good story.

that place is too irrelevant for anybody to care

i like australia, do you like australia?

>>men are such beta cucks that even a kangaroo can beat shit out of them
Yeah, Nah.

agree russian bro , australia is irrelevant China's colony

Australia is much better at any aspect than a piece of crap called russia t b h

move then

>butthurt about easter

wew

dump all migrants there

It's not easy to move in such good countries as australia. While the russian borders are open and nobody wants to move here even from africa lel

Please leave them alone. They are Western California, so they are cool to us. I love Australia because I can be on vacation but still feel like I am in SOCAL.

>SINGAPOREANS FEAR THE ALMIGHTY SLIP OF PAPER

No, move from a piece of crap called russia, you piece of crap russian.

If you're young, have a qualification, some saved cash and no criminal record then you could probably settle here pretty easily.

>singapore
>not north korea tier shithole
pick both

>it's totally not Russia's fault.
If they worked harder and stopped trying to scam people with car damage claims, it might be a decent place.

stfu byldo fuck, hes just being realistic, you people are shit and your country is shit.
Get better homo.

Like this user said You also need to eat vegemite everyday.

Spot on. Except Australians were British cannon fodder in the wars.

After living in Germany and Britain, and being Australian born, I can truly say now that Australia is probably the greatest country in the world. People speak proper English, it isn't flooded by people who want to detonate us, it's incredibly spacious and comfy. Living in Britain is like living like a depressed squalled peasant and Germany is essentially Turkey. I imagine America is ok but in Australia you can actually walk down the street at night without being scared of getting shot in the head or stabbed. Truly a utopia.

>I imagine America is ok

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>leather is edible of prepared correctly, after all, it's just cured skin

Pirates used to eat it when they ran out of food.

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