Every week at work

>"you are such a nice, handsome young man, I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend already"
>"I just know the right girl for you, I'll introduce you to her next wednesday"

Oh for fuck's sake. Why do people always do this?!

I bet it's a fat girl.

Because they think you aren't an autist and they give you the benefit of the doubt

You're new. They'll get sick of you soon enough. It's just a thing morons say when their unattractive niece hasn't been laid in years.

Just tell them that your Chihuahua is the only boyfriend you need

This happened to me.

>I bet it's a fat girl.
The worst part is: nope. They were pretty cute.
>"user I keep introducing you to all these delightful girls, why aren't you interested in any of them?"
gee I wonder

or worse, at home talking with my uncles
>"So, have you got a girlfriend yet user?"
>"I really don't understand how are you still alone"
>"You need to man up"
>"Look at your cousin he's got two kids already"

So you're gay?

and he posts his chihuahua here

you could try masturbating in public

works for me

Reported to the FBI, have fun in prison =^)

hey mate want me to root your bumhole?

So why are you alone?

How much did you tip?

>So why are you alone?
this

Dude I don't even get women talking to me, they only smile then look away if our eyes meet

>gay in Slav
Damn, that's unlucky.
How many times have you been beat up, fruit?

get a boyfriend

shit's crazy t b h

>plan you're suicide
>suddenly go to new workplace
>shit like this happens
>get fired anyway week later

wtf "people", fuck off with your bullshit
i thought the kindergarten was over

>Nightly

>Hungarian
>Slav

Shit barely any of go outside let alone be told by anyone that we should have a girlfriend. You're gonna make the whole board feel bad.

Just get a bf then

So you're disappointing your entire family because of some gay identity you've created for yourself?