You will never be american

you will never be american

Why

Who is this semen demon?

we don't allow japs citizenship

Yeah, but the upshot is that I'll never need a bulletproof vest, either.

*fart* *smoke weed* *drinks beer* USA USA USA *fires guns* *gets butthurt on the internet whenever anyone insults my country*

Am I American now?

But the downside is that China owns your home

this was so autistic I was reminded that I'm a canadian.

Actually my home is owned by a white guy. I've met him a few times and everything.

stop posting my waifu, please

>3DPD waifu

finnish woman are so flat you might as well call it 2d

Thank God.

good :-)

At least they're not niggers.

Thankfully

SUOMI

can't you read?

non american mutt obviously...

You will never get shot

>post America thread
>start with a picture of Finn

Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!!
It is very great news.
I'm happy.

>tfw you'll never be american

Its probably the country your statement is the least true of. We have no uniform culture to even qualify someone as an American.