Tfw Russian

>tfw Russian
>tfw western girl will never ever want to be my gf

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>tfw Spaniard
>tfw russian girl will never ever want to be my gf

can't you just import one like Trump did?

>Argie
I fucked an american (in argentina) and an ukrainian (in ukraine)

american are easier

Depends on your grade of whiteness

very black, like girls want

You will never know if you don't try.

Spain is not America.

Why tf would you not want a Natasha???

Two western gils sucked my dick. they do it like Russians do, I also doubt they will spend less from your credit card or complain less or something. They will definitely understand you less. Maybe it will work better with Italian, Spanish or Portuguese girls better because they have similar temper.

Fucking idiot. It's a privilege if you're Russian. You're manly just cuz of stereotype and you have gorgeous Russian accent.

Fucking Sup Forums made me feel alright with both things.

It should have been made by lifespan experience.

Does Spain not allow visa via marriage? Ask a balkan slavic girl. Chances are they'll leave you after they citizenship but you might have a shot lol.

can confirm
everyone will assume you're tough which sluts love

Man, Russians love Spain and Spanish. My 400K town has an agency that specialize exclusively on Spanish real estate, there should be LOTS of us there already. Both men and women love your kind. You have more chances than many to find a girl who really likes you.

There are tons of russians where I live though, but most of them are not of my age and men.

I think even Putin has a house here.

>Does Spain not allow visa via marriage?
I don't know how that shit works honestly.

Is a waifu not worth a couple of phonecalls and some paperwork?

>tfw latino man

>tfw English
>tfw Russian girl was my gf
>tfw she broke my heart and now all I do is shitpost on Sup Forums

>You're manly just cuz of stereotype
>gorgeous Russian accent.
Nice memes.

Implying you didn`t shitpost before.

>tfw Turkish
>tfw any russian girl wants to be your sex slave

Isn't Russia full of muslims?

They not attract attention as european muslims do.

they're not as allahu ackbarred as morrocans or whatever scum you get.

but chechens and dagestanis are pretty scummy

>Turkish
>European muslims
kek

Nobody wants your little inbred cock, Umit.

I didn't desu - first discovered Sup Forums aged 16 (Sup Forums obviously), hang around for a while but get bored, live like a normie for a few years, and then only came back here over the last couple of years after losing lots of my friends and becoming more socially excluded.

In my city (St.Petersburg) live to many scum from Central Asia.

>they're not as allahu ackbarred
Yes, they are.
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Isn`t she went full psycho under syntetic drug?

>Central Asia.

Why don't you guys just ethnically cleanse Central Asia?

Not really, most places are less than 1% I believe. Except Caucasus that is not Russia or Kazan ofc., it's 50/50. Or Moscow, it's full of Asians and Azers but fuck Moscow. I've never met any Muslims in my life, but my region is like 99.999999% ethnic Russian.

Russian girls are dumb sluts.

I know a favelado that went to Russia, got a Russian gf, brought her to his family, made her smoke crack and have sex with a bunch of local favelados, then they killed her, chopped her to pieces and feed her pieces to dogs.

I bet many Russian girls have the same fate in the hands of Turkish mafia and Chechen warlords.

They're just after the money bro

If they can`t handle stupidity, they deserve it, anyway.

>made her smoke crack and have sex with a bunch of local favelados, then they killed her, chopped her to pieces and feed her pieces to dogs
Looks like a normal day in Brazil.

>tfw Russian gf
>tfw she gets angry with my and two minutes later she's loving again

Congrats she is bipolar
t. Doctor

Why every bong on this site has foreigner gf or wants one?

>British women
I would do the same to be honest.

Thanks Dr Nguyen

I thought it was pretty normal especially among ruskies
Because third Wordies love our strong British cocks

Honestly you don't want a western gf.

>Because third Wordies love our strong British cocks
Also Passport and Money

Mostly this.

So how the fuck does one certify she loves you and isn't with you just for that?

You dont really. Especially if you are western euro with eastern euro girl. I saw many pairs like this where if the guy wasnt from rich country he would have no chance at such girl

Tell her you hate her Mayonnaise, if you're still alive, congratulations!

Being poor. At least pretend. In Russia this isnt hard.

russians are invading slowly.

Kinda interested in living a quiet life in Russia with a Slav girl, would I get jumped for being American?

yeah i talked to a russian top model girl.

she asked me what iam doing what is my job ?

i said iam jobless and poor. eventou i got a nice job and some money and realestate in reality. just made it up. few minutes latter she left me asked me if we can have some "cocktails" latter.

i didnt call her.

women are whores. all

Have you gone completely mad burger?

You should have said some shit job like teacher. Who wants to be with jobless poorfag?

also she talked about making party and cosmetics.

Maybe I'll just stick with Poland. I just want to get away from the madness

Oh no problem then, what I'm studying will never make me rich.

she wanted to meet me. i said okay.

i dont know, i dont understand women and i dont like them actually.

Russia is about 10% muslim I think and theyve had at least one islamic rebellion for the past few decades

Did she speak German?

What exactly are you imagining to find in Poland? Life is hectic and fast aswell. But add money being number 1 priority.

So you told model girl you are poor and without job and she wanted to meet? How does that make her whore?

>Who wants to be with jobless poorfag?
What is the point of being with someone which is interested in economic benefits ? I never got this, if i like someone i dont care about his economic situation. Love doesnt exists ?

*each decade for the past few decades

Well, i kinda enjoyed rural life. Especially after fast pace in towns. In holydays i always move to my village. I really enjoy this live. Forests, fresh cold air, very calm and quiet nights under big bright moon. Thats really cool.

are you retarded ?

she wanted to meet me, i met her, told her iam jobless and poor. she left few minutes latter.

it is not like regret, i was giving example on how women are whores and wants to leech you off. maby thats evolution and how we humans survive, i dont know.

>Being Russian
>Fucked American girl in Russian
>her boyfriend was a drug seller, she was a teacher
>It was a group sex

no

Nobody wants to be with useless person though

>useless

see thats what iam saying, you become "useless" as soon as you dont provide for her.

Being poor and jobless usually means you have no aspirations in life and are just autistic neet, no wonder she dumped you, any sane person would

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Same. Preferably in a cozy izba in the Urals. I want out of the west.

Stop assuming. Its different if you lose job during the relationship. I wouldn't go with woman that is healthy and jobless for long period of time for no reason.

what about personality ? what about the soul ? what about love ?

dick and pussy dick and pussy dick and pussy dick and pussy dick and pussy dick and pussy

lol we broke the german

where is the russian dusha ?

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Kek this

what you mean with broke ?

He was broken already.

wtf is broken ?

>German
The human inside of you

Well, naivety ≠ broke. It`s kinda adorable in some manner.

i am a human

how can their be another human inside of me ?

i got skelleton inside of me and organs

stop bullying Mehmet
I won't stand for this

I don't think you belong here bro

nah i was just memeing.

>tfw hisp
>tfw no handsome strong russian wants to claim my boypussy

tell me abour russian girls
are they crazier than the average girl? what's the ratio of redheads?

If you lose job during relationship, she'll still leave you.

She'll leave you when you need her the most.

From what I've heard, they're pretty cold (not always a bad thing though) and jealous, and traditional.

Also they expect you to pay for everything, always.

>Russian
>Accent makes fucktons of people ask you where you're from
>Most of them assume that you're German or Swedish
>Anyone actually close to you usually just says that it's a bit annoying sometimes
JUST

Average girl from where? Define 'crazy'.

>Russians
>Cold
Sometimes I wish our people would have 50% less emotion and more reson like some westerners: Germans, English, Nordics.

>traditional
?

>t.f.w. no Slavjánka to teach me language.
>also: aviophobia

Why would you want a western girl when you have the most beautiful women in europe? imo