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messing about edition

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rate my gimmick

the aussie tim post is going to be wank

is the janitor around?

You alright Tim?

dap

Shootings organized by BLM to trigger martial law so Obama stays in power

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DPD are genuinely the best parcel company out there, did this happen in the UK?

well..........

Old gimmick

Where'd you cycle to lad?

jukes place, marlow

What beer should I pick up later today lads?

Scousefriends

What does "gone for a burton" (think this is what was said) mean?

Shit, realised DPD means 'Dallas Police Department' or whatever. Bit embarrassing haha.

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>DPD
>Not UPS or Argos Home Delivery

need you out of business sunshine

they call me rorke
they call me rasheed
they call me lad
they call me runt
that's not my name
that's not my name
that's not my name
that's not my name

yeah Tim went postal haha

lol

>The bugles are loudly calling
>The drums they are calling too
>So rally round the flag, my lads
>Show the world we’re Britons too
>Down with tyrants, now, forever
>Keep our dear old flag unfurled
>Show our foes the British Empire
>Is a big thing in this world
>If England wants a Hand, well, here it is

>talking with a lad I knows gf for like an hour last night
>can barely keep a conversation going for 2 minutes with a single girl
what the fuck is wrong with me haha

So the band "Eagles of Death Metal", the same band that was in the Paris attacks a couple months ago, made a song about San Bernardino and the gay club mass shooting, in 2009. The song then goes on to mention Amerillo and Dallas, 2 places where shootings just occurred! The shootings are going in the order they appear on the song, Tennessee should be next!

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>there are girls in this thread RIGHT NOW

bender

Hi, I am a girl.

bang on

Post slug

DPD are shit tier in my area for some reason, they often deliver parcels to the wrong addresses

Thoughts?

>Argos Home Delivery

Surprisingly brilliant

>virtues of a welfare state

remember when people thought the world would end in 2012

>$50,000
Last of the big spenders

hey

hii x

still believe this

Remaintards eliminated

Thoughts?

>virtues of a welfare state

...

hi

not afraid of death because i know exactly what will happen to me afterwards

it's a liberating kind of feel

don't care the slightest
>>>/yank/

>capitalising random nouns
why do mentalists on the internet always do this

it was postponed lad, didn't you get the memo?

rate my fucking gimmick

>tfw I'll never get to watch them double team my gf

;_;

We'll all be dead in the Resource Wars soon enough and then the China and the U.S. will nuke everyone.

Boddingtons

really makes you think

/brit/ pals batallion when?

chuckled at this

>Little
>White
>Policewoman

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>tfw will never roam post apocalyptic Britain with my harem of /brit/posters

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Mentalist.

does the nhs prescribe xanax

answer me

how's it going?

Status to go along with it is pretty funny too

ok, how are you?

Favourite swear word?

"Goodness me" is mine

Wouldn't mind me an alpha black lad 2bh.

>Germany & France become the most embarrassed and ashamed nations globally, equivalent to post WW2

Literally what? Britain was just as bad as them before the cold war was over

"ruddy hell!" got to be mine

dont think so t︃bh not in this country

The age of consent should be raised to a year older than me and then be incremented by one every year on my birthday

Only way you can cop xanax in the UK is with a private prescription. In answer to your question, no the NHS will never prescribe you it. They prescribe valium (diazepam) though but even that is hard to get. You won't get a long-term prescription of it unless your doctor is a moron or over 55 years old.

Your best bet would be to travel back in time 2 months and buy 10,000 etizolam for under £100.

good thanks, how's your friday been?

melt

Soldiers deserve footballers wages

alright, was at work earlier. How about yours?

wheres Tim going to go when he gets evicted?

"bleedin' nora!" is mine

poo

thoughts on this lads?

Sometimes, when I'm at the absolute end of my tether, I'll say "heavens to betsy", but I have to be incredibly cross.
Once I said "gadzooks", I don't really remember what happened next, the red mist had descended.

damn & blast

we'll kill someone together at some point m8, don't worry :]

following this conversation closely

you lot
out of business
now

me on the left

I don't think it is a swear word but I tend to say twit, twonk and twat.

me and the lads

i'm on uni holidays so pretty bored 2bh. any plans for the weekend?

There's literally nothing wrong with THIS couple in particular, he is literally more attractive than her and her children will be sexier than her as a result.

t. Bisexual man

can't blame the lad, women should not be allowed to choose their partners 2bh

Me on the centre left

sunshine

wank, good guy, wank, wank

Babysitting tomorrow, probably will just watch some tennis on Sunday. Yourself?

>tfw Jade Joddle doesn't upload any more
>tfw EmilysTeaParty doesn't upload any more

cunt

thanks la

meme

how much onion is too much lads?
been trying to eat healthy so every day ive been nipping to tescos and buying a pot of chopped onions, put them in every meal (my sarnies, wheatabix, etc)

Please don't steal my ancient gimmick I worked hard on it

managed to get a d8 with a girl on saturday so that's the focal point really. you gonna watch the football too or more of a tennis man?

I like it