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rate my gimmick
the aussie tim post is going to be wank
is the janitor around?
You alright Tim?
dap
Shootings organized by BLM to trigger martial law so Obama stays in power
...
DPD are genuinely the best parcel company out there, did this happen in the UK?
well..........
Old gimmick
Where'd you cycle to lad?
jukes place, marlow
What beer should I pick up later today lads?
Scousefriends
What does "gone for a burton" (think this is what was said) mean?
Shit, realised DPD means 'Dallas Police Department' or whatever. Bit embarrassing haha.
>DPD
>Not UPS or Argos Home Delivery
need you out of business sunshine
they call me rorke
they call me rasheed
they call me lad
they call me runt
that's not my name
that's not my name
that's not my name
that's not my name
yeah Tim went postal haha
lol
>The bugles are loudly calling
>The drums they are calling too
>So rally round the flag, my lads
>Show the world we’re Britons too
>Down with tyrants, now, forever
>Keep our dear old flag unfurled
>Show our foes the British Empire
>Is a big thing in this world
>If England wants a Hand, well, here it is
>talking with a lad I knows gf for like an hour last night
>can barely keep a conversation going for 2 minutes with a single girl
what the fuck is wrong with me haha
So the band "Eagles of Death Metal", the same band that was in the Paris attacks a couple months ago, made a song about San Bernardino and the gay club mass shooting, in 2009. The song then goes on to mention Amerillo and Dallas, 2 places where shootings just occurred! The shootings are going in the order they appear on the song, Tennessee should be next!
>there are girls in this thread RIGHT NOW
bender
Hi, I am a girl.
bang on
Post slug
DPD are shit tier in my area for some reason, they often deliver parcels to the wrong addresses
Thoughts?
>Argos Home Delivery
Surprisingly brilliant
>virtues of a welfare state
remember when people thought the world would end in 2012
>$50,000
Last of the big spenders
hey
hii x
still believe this
Remaintards eliminated
Thoughts?
>virtues of a welfare state
...
hi
not afraid of death because i know exactly what will happen to me afterwards
it's a liberating kind of feel
don't care the slightest
>>>/yank/
>capitalising random nouns
why do mentalists on the internet always do this
it was postponed lad, didn't you get the memo?
rate my fucking gimmick
>tfw I'll never get to watch them double team my gf
;_;
We'll all be dead in the Resource Wars soon enough and then the China and the U.S. will nuke everyone.
Boddingtons
really makes you think
/brit/ pals batallion when?
chuckled at this
>Little
>White
>Policewoman
...
>tfw will never roam post apocalyptic Britain with my harem of /brit/posters
does the nhs prescribe xanax
answer me
how's it going?
Status to go along with it is pretty funny too
ok, how are you?
Favourite swear word?
"Goodness me" is mine
Wouldn't mind me an alpha black lad 2bh.
>Germany & France become the most embarrassed and ashamed nations globally, equivalent to post WW2
Literally what? Britain was just as bad as them before the cold war was over
"ruddy hell!" got to be mine
dont think so t︃bh not in this country
The age of consent should be raised to a year older than me and then be incremented by one every year on my birthday
Only way you can cop xanax in the UK is with a private prescription. In answer to your question, no the NHS will never prescribe you it. They prescribe valium (diazepam) though but even that is hard to get. You won't get a long-term prescription of it unless your doctor is a moron or over 55 years old.
Your best bet would be to travel back in time 2 months and buy 10,000 etizolam for under £100.
good thanks, how's your friday been?
melt
Soldiers deserve footballers wages
alright, was at work earlier. How about yours?
wheres Tim going to go when he gets evicted?
"bleedin' nora!" is mine
poo
thoughts on this lads?
Sometimes, when I'm at the absolute end of my tether, I'll say "heavens to betsy", but I have to be incredibly cross.
Once I said "gadzooks", I don't really remember what happened next, the red mist had descended.
damn & blast
we'll kill someone together at some point m8, don't worry :]
following this conversation closely
you lot
out of business
now
me on the left
I don't think it is a swear word but I tend to say twit, twonk and twat.
me and the lads
i'm on uni holidays so pretty bored 2bh. any plans for the weekend?
There's literally nothing wrong with THIS couple in particular, he is literally more attractive than her and her children will be sexier than her as a result.
t. Bisexual man
can't blame the lad, women should not be allowed to choose their partners 2bh
Me on the centre left
sunshine
wank, good guy, wank, wank
Babysitting tomorrow, probably will just watch some tennis on Sunday. Yourself?
>tfw Jade Joddle doesn't upload any more
>tfw EmilysTeaParty doesn't upload any more
cunt
thanks la
meme
how much onion is too much lads?
been trying to eat healthy so every day ive been nipping to tescos and buying a pot of chopped onions, put them in every meal (my sarnies, wheatabix, etc)
Please don't steal my ancient gimmick I worked hard on it
managed to get a d8 with a girl on saturday so that's the focal point really. you gonna watch the football too or more of a tennis man?
I like it