Me, I would...
1. Legalize drugs
2. Lower age of consent to 13
3. Outlaw religion entirely
4. Outlaw the death penalty--there's no need for that in civilized countries
5. Let anyone marry whoever the fuck they want as long as one partner is at least 13 and it's consensual
6. Pull troops out of everywhere
7. End all ties with Israhell
8. Euthanize all baby boomers
Legalize killing pedophiles on sight
We don't have a president.
>Outlaw the death penalty
>Euthanize all baby boomers
mhmm
>le edgy teen cringe post
Presidents cannot make laws.
Your argument is invalid.
>Commander in Cringe
I would.
1.Make all memes illegal.
2.Play anime to kids as a mandatory part of education
3.Make my country 100% vegan
4.Free kebab for all citizens
5.Annex Serbia and make them shout "We are turks"
6.Join EU to replace UK
7.Make beating gays a national sport
Literally R e d d it: The President
1.build a wall with egypt and cut libya off the politics of the middle east entirely
2.enforce secularism and fully separate church from state
3.better the maghrebi union and solve its issues
4.seek better relations with the west and cut off relations with Russia
5. declare Libya a neutral nation
6. legalize gay marijuana and drugs
7. get assassinated for being too liberal
You wouldn't do any of those things, since the President can't make laws. What you COULD do is head over to the Capitol and beg Congress to do those things for you.
God you're edgy
But anyway, what I would do is:
>Stop free trade agreements such as NAFTA to get jobs back into america
>Raise taxes on the ultra rich
>cut or at least not raise taxes in the middle class
>eliminate useless agencies such as the federal board of education
>decriminalize weed for anyone over 18 and use money saved in combating drugs like heroine and meth
>outlaw casino gambling outside of Nevada and a select few Indian reservations
>lower drinking age to 18 and 16 when with family
>work with congress to draft a new single layer health care bill that wold actually work
>increase ties with religious organizationso
>have at least one clergyman in the presidential cabinet
>leave drug rehab in the hands of Christian institutions
>publicly fund such institutions
>impose strict maximum imigration quotas on mostly muslim countries
>Alow all christians in the middle east refugee status in America despite the strict quotas
>increase ties with China
>lift the embargo on Cuba
>change the tone of us russia relations to be more freindly
neuter syrian immigrants(3 million) and place them to animal shelters. if anyone want a syrian so badly, let him/her take it.
deport all kurds and give south east to them.
ban turban
make prayer calls turkish
buy """independent""" media.
pass a law that lets government to use people that got sentenced for life as experimental subjects.
eugenics
hijab i meant, we call it turban
Neuter all Kurds while you're at it?
they are too many to neuter, sending them to their shitholes would be better idea since their tribes would start killing each other from day 1
Most of this.
also help investors if they want to invest outside of istanbul, set main priority to reduce population of istanbul.
set harming stray dogs and cats as a criminal act, sentence starts from 10 years.
ban commenting on youtube if you don't know english.
try to educate çomars as much as you can
outlaw liberalism
outlaw drugs
force addicts to go into rehab or to the mines they go
strip rights from celebrities they are not human but walking billboards with mouth holes and confiscate all there wealth
silence both the left and right, they both must be put to heel
restrict immigration
issue government reforms to kick out lobbyists and corporations out of our government
enact an isolationist foreign policy
>Legalize drugs
why are libtards so retarded?
anywyas i will: strenghten institutions, educate everyone, clean the house, descentralize the country, establish relations with china while keeping taiwan at the same time, and industrialize (high tech manufacture like singapore)
also i would: prosecute a few american ex presidents, put defense systems on the canal zone, pursue integration with costa rica, create inter-country infrastructure, and maybe... maybe... open the frontier with colombia
1- cut off all foreign aid to arrogant fuck and incompetent retard nations
2- scale WAY back on the global military industrial dick waving contests
3- cut salaries of all govt employees down to just a livable wage
4- make lobbying illegal
5- abolish political parties
6- legalize weed and hallucinogens, decriminalize everything else.
7- invest heavily in education, healthcare, science, infrastructure, environment.
8- replace prisons with north korean style forced labor camps / reeducation centers
9- force all police to wear body cameras and suspend them for 6 months without pay every time they turn them off while on duty
10- make it so all investigations/trials dealing with police conduct are handled by someone other than the police themselves
1. Do NOT legalize drugs
2. Remove silly bans on smoking in business establishments
3. Revive the ban on prescription drug advertisements that existed pre-1997
4. Revive mandatory retirement at 65
5. Abortion is banned unless the mother is under 16 or over 38 and then it's only allowed up to 3 months if there's a legitimate medical reason
6. Social issues can otherwise be left to the state/local level
7. Either get rid of antiquated farm subsidies or shift them to subsidize fruit and vegetable output over fat and sugar
>5. Abortion is banned unless the mother is under 16 or over 38 and then it's only allowed up to 3 months if there's a legitimate medical reason
so you're saying you want to drown in a sea of unwanted abused homeless diseased drugged up wild and violent black kids?
We can make an exception for niggers. :^)
1. Build a wall on the El Salvador border
2. People may carry guns but only after an extensive background check and a thorough psychological test.
3. Forbid making any payment with any foreign currency, this would apply to trans nationals as well.
4. Invest on a more modern internet infrastructure so people and businesses can afford faster internet.
5. Outlaw the Liberation and Reformation Party, bring back Billy Joya and his death squads.
6. Make prisoners that aren't convicted of murder or drug dealing work into improving our road network.
7. Cede Olancho to Nicaragua.
8. Develop more hydro electric plants.
what's gay marijuana?
1. Abolish Logtingið and reinstate Danish rule (basically make the Faroe Islands a Danish county)
2. Ban the Faroese language
3. Ban whaling and rotten food (95% of our cuisine)
...
The president doesn't have the power to do any of that.
NOTHING, BECAUSE A PRESIDENT CAN DO VIRTUALLY NOTHING; PRESIDENTS ARE MERE FIGUREHEADS.
THIS IS THE CASE IN ANY DEMOCRATIC REPUBLIC ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD, IN ANY TIMEPERIOD.
1 Establish Stratocracy Terran Federation Style
2 Allow weed and prostitution
3 Push for new gen nuclear reactors
4 Execute extremist muslims and put on a tight leash on other muslims
5 Cede Mayotte back to Comores, only take back the whites there
6 Purge the Education Department from equalitarian bullshit and allow teachers to actually punish the students
7 Mandatory labor in prison
8 Tell germany to suck a brown dick
I would go to a lot of pleasant events and everyone would be totally nice to me because the Irish president has no power.
The president isn't a king. You would not be able to do any of that.
1. Reinstate capital punishment
2. Abolish restrictions on acquisition, sale and carry of weapons
3. Outlaw homosexuality
4. Outlaw communism
5. Deport jews
6. Reinstate catholicism as state religion
7. Restore the monarchy
8. Rest in peace
Well, a man can dream.
Are you 15? Do you even know what the President does?
1. Implement Australian policy of sending refugees to third part countries (they do in some Pacific and SE Asian countries)
2. Make immigration for qualified people (STEM PhD, doctors, businessmen, etc) easier while making deportation of illegals easier.
I don't think such laws would not pass b/c of liberals tho. They have made legal immigration harder while giving more rights to illegals
>outlaw drugs
Congratulations Mr. President, you've done it!
1. Sterilize all blacks with an IQ under 95.
2. Deport all Muslims and Mexicans.
3. Outlaw transitioning surgery and look into ways to help them with mental therapy.
4. Change the anthem to Cotton Eye Joe.
5. Build a giant thruster to steer the Earth into the sun.
*Outlaw all gay bathhouses and pride parades
*Arrest and try Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama for treason
*Place a hefty tax on single moms and fat people