Praise be to kek edition
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>watching evangelion
>hear english
>think its dubbed
>spend 20 minutes trying to download a different version
>realise it wasnt dubbed, the characters were just american
1st for Pachamama is the real god.
kek a shit
ayo shout to da homies
we out chea
haa haa
kek wins again
yo i hear that
>traded our leaf for a gay pride flag
I never understood the pants down thing. My college has recently had a surge of black students entering and they do this, although not that low. Is it a defiance sort of thing? Pretty odd
My man
My very first masturbate was to that episode of jimmy nuetron where carl's butt got pregnent.
Pants for the prisoners used to be too large so they would sag
heh destined for boy pucci
Always ready for the white booty.
I am ready for you all. In my ass.
>flipping through channels
>see that the braves are in the lead and decided to watch baseball for the first time in months
>braves immediately fuck up 4 times in 1 inning and lose the lead
it amazes me how one team can consistently be so bad
Interesting, I did not know this.
>attempt to bang white women
>waddle over with erection
>trip on pants and smash erect penis into the earth
Ban assault pistols
ahahaha haha haa ey man dey look trill dey just tryna b themselves, its coo
watching some battlebots lads
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What's the forecast on a chimpout in atlanta looking like
>sleeping gas
Wasn't he in a parking garage complex with open ventilation?
>net gun
ayy lmao batman
next he'll be crying that they should have "shot his hands and legs" or "used a taser"
ur bad luck
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and the braves get out on a triple play, why do people even watch this sport?
''Le'' vapote meme is over ?
had my first orgasm to a picture from "dragonmoon x" lads
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lets watch this together
is the instructor breast pregnant lad
it all comes tumbling down
I don't watch baseball and I have never lived in the state of Georgia but for some reason I feel an attachment to the Atlanta Braves
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>There is a fair amount of nudity (actually more male than female)
VN
What if I spank them?
i think it would be nice to have a gf who has good taste in things
>tfw refinding a video that i fapped to when i was 13
nostalgia faps are the best
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el chi leno
Post it my man
This was on Comedy Central every Thursday when I came home from school and I somehow managed to beat off in the short time this scene was on
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how dark do you like your dark chocolate?
80%?
85?
90-95? 99?
white chocolate tastes better tbqhwy senpai
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Realistically, what would happen in an American race war?
Here's my prediction
>Black groups take many major cities within a few days of mutually-inspired revolts
>SWPLs and uninvolved Blacks protest outside of the main combat areas and undermine political support
>Thinkpiece generators like Salon and Mic pump out essays which ideologically support the "revolution"
>Whites, disconnected from each other by suburban living and made soft by luxury, are largely slow to respond
>Meanwhile, government forces are hamstrung by popular opinion
>Forced to fight extremely delicate limited warfare in urban areas with lots of human shields, ROE is cripplingly strict
>Economy begins to collapse, White areas get hit with internal unrest and rioting
>White rage begins to build
>Newly-desperate whites coalesce around veterans, rednecks, and other more hardened White people to create militias
>After several months of black groups fighting government forces, White militias join the fight in a similar way to Hezbollah or the Kurds in current-day Syria
>Blacks hold on to every inch of earned territory and have superior morale in day-to-day engagement, but are gradually starved out and outlasted
>Whites have superior numbers and technology but are still unwilling to go all-out, still hanging onto the idea that they have something to lose
>After years, and with large concessions made to black groups, the Union is fractured
>75 years later, the former United States are at least 2 mediocre powers
>White people are ashamed of "winning" and hate their grandparents for it
tbqfh I always thought "lol whites win no problem" but I've recently realized that we just don't have the will for it anymore. Besides, no one wins a race war.
Fireflies look very nice out tonight
Sleeping gas doesn't really exist and a net gun is fucking clown shoes, it's a scooby doo plan.
The stuff he was whining about is miles less realistic than "use a taser" or "shoot the gun out of his hands" and that's saying something.
>milk and sugar
>superior
Freak, I bet you eat vanilla ice cream
>he doesnt enjoy vanilla icecream
White people are cucks and deserve to be wiped out
H E L T E R
S K E L T E R
>tfw the kid's microsd card holds 2GB and there's no way I can fit all the games he asked for on it
Oh well. I just assumed those closer to the top of the list had higher priority
What are some spoooky stories about your hometowns lads?
I know a guy who knew a guy who jogged at the same park that I jogged one time. One day while jogging at night and by himself, he found a severed goat head in the park bathroom (chupacabra?). Tru story
>only drank 3 beers and already feeling bloated
L7beral whites will die out, conservatives will find allies in hispanics and asians who hate niggers
Most of the army is composed of conservative whitemen, they would not stand back and let niggers destroyour country
This any good lads?
banter
s'alright
Cuck.
banters back
Who wants to start a videogame themed Megadeth cover band called Ultrakill
Nothing better to do
But yeah, pretty much
Horrendous. Time Warner?
I'd be down for a Swedish death metal band.
does anyone have that "a fucking leaf" vocaroo? or the "I FUCKING HATE YOU AUSTRALIA" one?
Who wants to start a videogame themed fist to shove up my asshole
how much do you pay for this?
heyo friends
*raises paw*
ban guns
post guns
Why you don't want to be Canadian, America ? It would more useful for your population
Im going to buy a gun soon, what is a cheap and effective firearm that isnt a nigger weapon
Read online that you can get 'heart damage' from going on a liquid diet
Planning on dropping 3 stone from it
Do you think that's true or just some online jargon?
Anything to do with the heart scares the sh*t out of me
Wie geht es dir lad?
A shotgun or a .22 rifle, depending on what you want to shoot.
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>Be American
>get shot
Could you not post this satanic shit on my /cum/ ever again?
Je ne peux pas parler au francais.
>implying
I want it for home defense in case of niggers or general break ins
just eat nothing and become a tree
>a frog replies to you
FROGS
NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
umm
The only jargon you need is some jargon around the block, senpai.
this
France wasn't your greatest ally ? Thomas Jefferson wasn't francophile ? Are you Charlie ?
You are a frog too
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>You are a frog too
disgusting pêh
OP is a heathen and he will surely be thrown into hell fire when Jesus returns.
learn to photosynthesis and by the way trees have their heads in the ground and their feet in the air
>Quebec
>white
1500 words into French, started reading Le Petit Prince. The grammar is slowly starting to make sense. Thank god for instant word look up with a Kindle though or I would be dead at this point.
Ask /k/ what is the current most reliable cheap shotgun or pistol. They are cheap bastards so they'll be good help.
Before you guys start flinging shit at each other:
English, Spanish and French are allowed in this thread.
See
Got it for 300 from wal mart. you can get a pardner or maverick for even cheaper
my gf is furious with me right now
I'm going to write her a love poem
Start my new job in 2 hours, m8s
'no'
english only
nightshift?
what job?