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Praise be to kek edition

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>watching evangelion
>hear english
>think its dubbed
>spend 20 minutes trying to download a different version
>realise it wasnt dubbed, the characters were just american

1st for Pachamama is the real god.
kek a shit

ayo shout to da homies
we out chea
haa haa

kek wins again

yo i hear that

>traded our leaf for a gay pride flag

I never understood the pants down thing. My college has recently had a surge of black students entering and they do this, although not that low. Is it a defiance sort of thing? Pretty odd

My man

My very first masturbate was to that episode of jimmy nuetron where carl's butt got pregnent.

Pants for the prisoners used to be too large so they would sag

heh destined for boy pucci

Always ready for the white booty.

I am ready for you all. In my ass.

>flipping through channels
>see that the braves are in the lead and decided to watch baseball for the first time in months
>braves immediately fuck up 4 times in 1 inning and lose the lead
it amazes me how one team can consistently be so bad

Interesting, I did not know this.

>attempt to bang white women
>waddle over with erection
>trip on pants and smash erect penis into the earth

Ban assault pistols

ahahaha haha haa ey man dey look trill dey just tryna b themselves, its coo

watching some battlebots lads

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What's the forecast on a chimpout in atlanta looking like

>sleeping gas
Wasn't he in a parking garage complex with open ventilation?
>net gun
ayy lmao batman

next he'll be crying that they should have "shot his hands and legs" or "used a taser"

ur bad luck

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and the braves get out on a triple play, why do people even watch this sport?

''Le'' vapote meme is over ?

had my first orgasm to a picture from "dragonmoon x" lads

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lets watch this together


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is the instructor breast pregnant lad

it all comes tumbling down

I don't watch baseball and I have never lived in the state of Georgia but for some reason I feel an attachment to the Atlanta Braves

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>There is a fair amount of nudity (actually more male than female)

VN

What if I spank them?

i think it would be nice to have a gf who has good taste in things

>tfw refinding a video that i fapped to when i was 13
nostalgia faps are the best

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el chi leno

Post it my man
This was on Comedy Central every Thursday when I came home from school and I somehow managed to beat off in the short time this scene was on
youtube.com/watch?v=SDKjngHY0qs

how dark do you like your dark chocolate?

80%?

85?

90-95? 99?

white chocolate tastes better tbqhwy senpai

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Realistically, what would happen in an American race war?
Here's my prediction
>Black groups take many major cities within a few days of mutually-inspired revolts
>SWPLs and uninvolved Blacks protest outside of the main combat areas and undermine political support
>Thinkpiece generators like Salon and Mic pump out essays which ideologically support the "revolution"
>Whites, disconnected from each other by suburban living and made soft by luxury, are largely slow to respond
>Meanwhile, government forces are hamstrung by popular opinion
>Forced to fight extremely delicate limited warfare in urban areas with lots of human shields, ROE is cripplingly strict
>Economy begins to collapse, White areas get hit with internal unrest and rioting
>White rage begins to build
>Newly-desperate whites coalesce around veterans, rednecks, and other more hardened White people to create militias
>After several months of black groups fighting government forces, White militias join the fight in a similar way to Hezbollah or the Kurds in current-day Syria
>Blacks hold on to every inch of earned territory and have superior morale in day-to-day engagement, but are gradually starved out and outlasted
>Whites have superior numbers and technology but are still unwilling to go all-out, still hanging onto the idea that they have something to lose
>After years, and with large concessions made to black groups, the Union is fractured
>75 years later, the former United States are at least 2 mediocre powers
>White people are ashamed of "winning" and hate their grandparents for it

tbqfh I always thought "lol whites win no problem" but I've recently realized that we just don't have the will for it anymore. Besides, no one wins a race war.

Fireflies look very nice out tonight

Sleeping gas doesn't really exist and a net gun is fucking clown shoes, it's a scooby doo plan.
The stuff he was whining about is miles less realistic than "use a taser" or "shoot the gun out of his hands" and that's saying something.

>milk and sugar
>superior
Freak, I bet you eat vanilla ice cream

>he doesnt enjoy vanilla icecream

White people are cucks and deserve to be wiped out

H E L T E R
S K E L T E R

>tfw the kid's microsd card holds 2GB and there's no way I can fit all the games he asked for on it
Oh well. I just assumed those closer to the top of the list had higher priority

What are some spoooky stories about your hometowns lads?

I know a guy who knew a guy who jogged at the same park that I jogged one time. One day while jogging at night and by himself, he found a severed goat head in the park bathroom (chupacabra?). Tru story

>only drank 3 beers and already feeling bloated

L7beral whites will die out, conservatives will find allies in hispanics and asians who hate niggers
Most of the army is composed of conservative whitemen, they would not stand back and let niggers destroyour country

This any good lads?

banter

s'alright

Cuck.

banters back

Who wants to start a videogame themed Megadeth cover band called Ultrakill

Nothing better to do
But yeah, pretty much

Horrendous. Time Warner?

I'd be down for a Swedish death metal band.

does anyone have that "a fucking leaf" vocaroo? or the "I FUCKING HATE YOU AUSTRALIA" one?

Who wants to start a videogame themed fist to shove up my asshole

how much do you pay for this?

heyo friends

*raises paw*

ban guns

post guns

Why you don't want to be Canadian, America ? It would more useful for your population

Im going to buy a gun soon, what is a cheap and effective firearm that isnt a nigger weapon

Read online that you can get 'heart damage' from going on a liquid diet

Planning on dropping 3 stone from it

Do you think that's true or just some online jargon?

Anything to do with the heart scares the sh*t out of me

Wie geht es dir lad?

A shotgun or a .22 rifle, depending on what you want to shoot.

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>Be American
>get shot

Could you not post this satanic shit on my /cum/ ever again?

Je ne peux pas parler au francais.

>implying

I want it for home defense in case of niggers or general break ins

just eat nothing and become a tree

>a frog replies to you

FROGS
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umm

The only jargon you need is some jargon around the block, senpai.

this

France wasn't your greatest ally ? Thomas Jefferson wasn't francophile ? Are you Charlie ?
You are a frog too

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>You are a frog too
disgusting pêh

OP is a heathen and he will surely be thrown into hell fire when Jesus returns.

learn to photosynthesis and by the way trees have their heads in the ground and their feet in the air

>Quebec
>white

1500 words into French, started reading Le Petit Prince. The grammar is slowly starting to make sense. Thank god for instant word look up with a Kindle though or I would be dead at this point.

Ask /k/ what is the current most reliable cheap shotgun or pistol. They are cheap bastards so they'll be good help.

Before you guys start flinging shit at each other:

English, Spanish and French are allowed in this thread.

See
Got it for 300 from wal mart. you can get a pardner or maverick for even cheaper

my gf is furious with me right now

I'm going to write her a love poem

Start my new job in 2 hours, m8s

'no'
english only

nightshift?
what job?