Told my flatmate I didn't eat his Greek yogurt

>told my flatmate I didn't eat his Greek yogurt
>I actually did

devillish, lad.

Why greek yoghurt is shit.

>Lying Canadian scum

Apoligise to Grease

absolute madman

I guess you are in debt to him now

>Greek yogurt
>it's actually Kurdish

I am greek

So even more denbts

>roommate asks where her panties went
>"idk lol"
Little does she know I've been having the best faps of my life for the past 3 weeks

Greasy like a poutine
Ba dum tss

>A FUCKING LEAF

it simply isn't possible to create

>always freely enter roommate's room

>give him ground to think I would also eat his food

>don't eat his food

>accuses me of eating his food afterwards

Do people in other countries have roommates after school? I'm working now but I live in a shared house. 3 other girls.

>tfw literally living through a harem anime and just don't want it to end

*flatmate

sugoi

THIS

You weren't lying, what you ate is Turkish yoghurt.

how many have you smashed la?

>3 other girls
>other
r u a gril?

Greek yogourt is the shit, I don't blame you dude

None, I don't think it would be smart t.b.h

No

>None, I don't think it would be smart t.b.h
thinking with the wrong head there lad

>told my flatmate I'm white
>i'm actually polish

Theyre not your average slags m8

Besides, one's a mormon convert, one is a student who is a classic femnazi, and the last is my youngest sister. The first would never, the next would probably sue me for rape. And Im not banging my sister

>And Im not banging my sister

Why not? Is she ugly or fat?

>the last is my youngest sister
>And Im not banging my sister

>Told my roommate i don't fuck his girl while he's at work.
>I actually do.

Yeah son, most people my age where I live because it's like $750 a month for a 1 bed 1 bath apartment in some shit building run by a shady rental company.

Instead I live with 4 other guys in a giant 5 bed, 2 bath for $450 a month with off street parking, no utilities, free internet, free cable, free laundry, with a bunch of other amenities through a private landlord.

I also think living with other people is more fun. Lived by myself in a 1 bedroom for a year, boring as shit desu.

>Spent the last year convincing each roommate that another roommate was responsible for the shit I do (eating their food while drunk, not doing dishes, not cleaning, etc)
>Its gotten to the point where now whenever I do something shitty they just automatically assume it was one of them
>When your roommates all think you're a great guy because you've systematically blamed your shit on other people

I told my Slavmate I didn't send troops.
I actually didn't, they're all off-duty volunteers.

yo this is about to happen to me this fall but with a shared apartment and they're all theatre girls, wtf am i to do

They're just roaches in your master plan