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Queen of Brit edition

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korean pop

having a go

doing my best

reminder that if you're circumcised you aren't welcome here

stomach is gargling, what do

alri pajeet

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>black lives matter march
>in london
literally why

That's not Rosy

Resist it bud

cara 2bh lads

doesn't even look like a very intense tournament with stadium that size.
is she an amateur?
i threw up after going a childrens run thing with no practice.
maybe she's pregnant

Too late, got myself a ciggie and a coffee

good lad

she's actually a rotter Tbh

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didn't the black men shoot the police first

>quickdraw janny didn't even last a week

>tattoos
>dyed hair

dropped

very French of you

Cross between virtue signalling and wanting to be a victim

>adblock + torrenting youtube red episodes

just did one over on google. haha

Just bought some of these bad mother fuckers ahah

black people in the UK copy everything american black people do

what the fuck kind of accent is that

>youtube red
what is actually on here

its fashionable/cool i suppose

innit

I wish they didn't have the red and orange flavours I only like green and see through flavour.

had my pizza delivered by a pooinloo, hope it's clean

>hundreds

kek

so how's the pound doing lads?

did it bounce back?

solidarity I suppose

also I think there are some tensions towards the police after the racial profiling stop & searches they were doing some years ago but I'm pretty sure that was just towards arab looking chaps

>not eating the superior little gummy men with the hard shell in the kiddy mix

you're objectively wrong, and in fact the red and orange ones are the best while the green ones are wank

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They are inventing a problem that doesn't exist here because they want a piece of that tasty victimhood pie

is it tea time for you? mental

mark duggan was sorta black i guess

hhhhmmmmmm

not going to drink until next weekend now

What should I do with my weekend boyos?

Yeah, it's fine m8

>Virgin media "engineer" coming to "install" my internet in a few weeks.

If there's not a cable socket in my house will they run wire from the exchange?

demolition was a fairly good movie i suppose got kind bored with it towards the end though

good to hear project fear really was just scaremongering then haha

>hands up don't shoot

fucking wew. These people are walking memes.

Also a criminal cunt

>cable

FOY

>marched on Westminster
errr.....why?

they'll rip up the street

this 2bh

>no internet
so who was post ???

YEEEEEW

Will there ever be a day when me and my tanny gf wont be judged while making out in the street?

yeah but, devil's advocate etc they didn't necessarily need to shoot him

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no, but it's perfectly understandable how that came to happen.

I'm moving house.

At previous properties there's always been a cable in the house so I was charged £9.99 for installation.

This new house doesn't have a cable connection, so I am worried they will come along and suddenly go "Yeah thats gonna be £200 m8"

no, I've got no respect for people that don't wear sun cream

shame on you

literally this

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>this

fucking hat

why don't you just ring up and ask if there is an installation charge

if they say yes then say oh well ok I'll take my business somewhere else then and they will end up installing it for nothing

that's what happened to me anyway

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flatmate has a record player and incredibly pleb taste

reee i'm leaving the house

>merseyside is the best

what part of ingurland is thailad from?

I fell asleep early last night, did the dj do anything interesting?

inaccurate

Surrey but he still likes Tupac

tesco

cornwall independence referendum WHEN?

Cornwall is not a country though

really? i have ancestors from surrey who were born in the 1700s who were sent to australia for being pig thieves

maybe i'm related to thailad, that's a scary thought innit

not yet.

how many of you lads drive?

how do I not shit myself when I get behind the wheel of a car?

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Kingdom of Essex reinstatement fucking WHEN

get drunk

>pig thieves

did they steal some australian women or what?

you're not Australian if you had an ancestor arrive after the year 1900.

1820 - 1860s here

got a feeling something BIG will happen in the news today

someone MASSIVE will die

delete this

>someone MASSIVE will die

like your mum?

you mean you're not a true australian unless your ancestors were criminals

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uhm how about you stop fatshaming

watch this space

>no colonials were farmers / normal labourers

ahh yes nice yank tier knowledge of our history

The brain has stopped producing the chemicals that once made me happy.

my dad was a kiwi desu

This is the god tier daily routine . Not mine but proven by science.

Get up at 7am.
Weigh self
9am coffee
10-12 check emails
Noon check social media
1300 no phone calls
1500 schedule meetings
Home before 1600
1700 nap
1800 internet + dinner
1900 online shopping
20-2100 yoga
2200 bath
2230 bed
read until asleep or before 1 am

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>coffee
Sorry to hear about your pineal gland mate

test

The Guardian is the only good newspaper left

theyll be fine

well fuck off then

why would you voluntarily leave the greatest nation that there has ever been on earth to go to some hot shithole on the other side of the map to do hard labour

not him but kiwis dont count unless they're maoris

There is no such thing as 'an Australian' - the nation is completely made-up and doesn't actually exist. You're just a British expatriate.

ah yes, the old 2 hour weighing session

fuck off limey