National symbol of USA

>national symbol of USA
>not from USA

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Hamburg steak wasn't served on a bun in Germany.
The Hamburger as shown there is an American development.

Literally all (ok, half of them) symbols of Russia in the west.

>Balalaika
>Matryoshka
>Communism

>Germanboos love Hitler
>He's actually Austrian and propably Jew as well

black dicks aren't originally from sweden

>Hamburg steak is German
>Sandwiches are British
>Serving a hamburger as a sandwich was an American invention
>Americans are British+German mix
Appropriate national symbol tbf

No they''re from your mums anus

burger thread?

burger thread

>As American as apple pie
>Apple pie is British

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It's like poetry.

>the Eagle (Bundesadler) is the national symbol of Germany
>there are no eagles in Germany

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Literally just poured me a glass. Got a 750ml on sale for $18 after tax.

England is the three lions
But there are no lions there

I love whisky and cognac, but the Jack D never did it for me, i prefer Scotch whisky with smoke flavor, and french cognac.

Well I have a bottle of 12 year old Glenlivet I bring out on special occasions, but as far as everyday sipping whiskey, I usually just go with Jack, Gentleman Jack (for a few bucks more), or Makers Mark.

Is it bad that I tend to avoid "pure" whiskey? (I mean mixing it with something else)
I mostly drink liquors or rum pure though.

Of all liquor, you should drink whiskey straight with a tiny splash of water to set it off, or on the rocks if you like it cold.

Try it some time. It's an acquired taste.

>mfw I have a friend that everytime we go out he asks for a Jack Daniels on the rocks
He is a nice guy but he tries to be too american.
Do americans drink different types of "drinks" or is it avoided there due to being labelled a pussy? (I mean, like, a capirinha, caipiroska, white russian, black russian, mojito, etc)
Here it's really common to see people drinking those stuff.

Cocktails and mixed drinks are pretty common. Rum and coke or jack and coke are probably the most popular drinks for new drinkers.

No, as long as it isn't some fruity faggot drink and has it served with a little umbrella and shit, unless you're at a beach or pool party, fruity drinks are pretty gay.

I enjoy some proper mixed drinks, but I've always just enjoyed the taste of whiskeys.

>national symbol of Germany
>not from Germany

Your drinking culture sucks over there. People start with beer over here.
>No, as long as it isn't some fruity faggot drink and has it served with a little umbrella and shit, unless you're at a beach or pool party, fruity drinks are pretty gay.
You seem insecure in your sexuality
Wtf Merkel is from Germany
East Germany, but still

What do you guys think of this, it's probably my favorite one, White russian. Vodka, Coffee liquor and cream on the rocks.
Here too, we have a lot of places with artesanal beer here. Which one is your favorite? I like the amber ale.

>You seem insecure in your sexuality

No, I just don't like hanging out with women who can't drink properly.

I love White Russians when made properly using quality products. That's a good drink for sure.

Beer isn't in the same class as hard liquor.

>Your drinking culture sucks over there. People start with beer over here.
I was speaking specifically about hard alcohol. Everyone starts drinking alcohol in their life with beer. It's implicit, like how everyone starts drinking fluids with breast milk.

That looks tasty, but I don't like vodka. For some reason the taste of it makes me nauseous and has me vomiting after two drinks compared to being fine after a bottle of whiskey, tequila, gin, etc.

What about jagger?

I don't have a favorite, I like all kinds of beer that are available. From Flensburger to Tannenzäpfle and from Kölsch to Tyskie.
Like I said.
No, it is not. I once met a person who only drank Beck's.

>vomits after a little vodka
>feels fine after even a shot of GIN

There's some wrong with your body man... Gin tastes like rubbing alcohol, even the top shelf brands.

>Like I said.

I don't remember anybody shouting Fritz, asking you to join in this discussion.

nice

To be honest, I agree with the Jew.

Sorry I do not know those names, while we have a lot of different ones here too. I don't remember the name but some weeks ago I tasted some Beer with chocolate, forgot the name, it was surprisingly good.
Also met a group of americans there. Quite loud, but nice.

Jaeger is fine. Tastes like liquorice which I usually dislike but for a liquor is nice.

Weirdly it's the opposite for me. Gin to me has a nice refreshing and subtle almost citrus (peel) taste. Vodka to me tastes like what I would image rubbing alcohol to taste like.

This is the place, I always see americans here.

A decent quality vodka is the easiest to drink for me. Whiskey just tastes bad, and tequilla is somewhere between whiskey and vodka. Gin is just terrible. It tastes like something I would use to strip paint off of cars.

Looks like my kinda place. Do they serve good bar food there? Looks like it.

Yes, Uruguay is the type of place that is 80% bars and 20% restaurants.

So most of the time Bars have really good service due to the market.

The common food served is french fries with moshrooms sauce or other sauces.

Man, that looks delicious. I may have to look into taking a trip down there.

do they sell some nice asado with that or is that the main meal

That's like a first dish rather than main.
Main dish is usually burgers or something akin to that.
We have this place called "Burgers" that makes the BEST BURGERS in Uruguay, and that is not an overstatement. 500g burger meat, delicious shit.

Sounds pretty nice. Wouldn't mind visiting if I could desu

I can take alcohol very well, but I can't stand the taste at all.

I started with vodka.

I would like to visit USA too, I always wanted to try legit american barbacue.
Good thing I am not brown so I will not be treated as a mexican.

Well, I think it's different based on regions. Nordics and slavs start with vodka, mediterraneans start with wine, germanics and anglos (and thus americans) start with beer, etc.