Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms edition
/brit/
cara
alri tim
true-blue mercian here, wbu?
>Kunt
>sex
East Anglia is the best you niggers
Northhumbrian reporting in.
none of the above
went outside to smoke and there was a mouse
fucking stupid cat not doing its job
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proper grim
deltel tihs
Pokemon Go is a lot of fun.
O hai
Went outside to smoke and there was a pikey
Damn cops not doing their jobs
gf's 2 year transitioning anniversary today lads. pic related it's her
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you need help tim
went outside to smoke and the world looked bleak and depressing
damn chemtrails not doing their jobs
went to filling station to buy a packet of crisps few hours ago and the older women behind the counter smiled at the younger girl and said you can take this and the girl was grinning at me acting weird when i bought the crisps
now I did look a bit scruffy and my tracksuit bottoms did have a bit of dried snot on them but women hardly notice that
anyway
>did ya know security guards here aren't allowed to carry a weapon of any kind, i literally have to carry a fatty maglite for self defence
p crazy t b h
I carry an AR-15 cause it's a nuclear power plant so it's a "high value" target (even though it's really not and anyone remotely knowledgable about nuclear power plants or how terrorists choose their targets knows this)
how do you have a picture of me?
GOD BLESS THE USA
wtfrick is a "pikey"
give me a link to this video
If you don't say cob you're not a true Mercian and have been cucked by wessex and sussex
You
Fucking Teacakes
We call 'em Brod(s) desu.
>wales
>bap
this is incorrect
youtube.com
>hello tim
*tim does a 360*
lel
one of the various females I'm interested in has uploaded holiday pics.
ah yes, very impressive.
Best football team in all of england
im a jewish heiress if that's a pikey then it's a desirable thing to be
does anyone here unironically call themselves british? why would you? be proud of your own cunt, not the whole island
I call myself an Englishman to non-Brits and other Brits (eg. Welshmen), and a Yorkshireman to other Englishmen.
this
cornish til i die
willy is STIFF
>Land's End where no one bothered to check
kek
>The Tractor Boys
God damn right!
Ol' Micky McCarthy is taking us up this year
It's our year lads
Kikey pikey you are
i just heard statistics were invented by the nazis to marginalize the jews
IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA I WAS BORN
you're gay as fuck
as an englishman, i enjoy suppressing the lesser countries identities by calling myself british
how?
Other way around
Boi we had a nice dag yesterdi
alri
because you act like a homosexual
haha reply to me on facebook jordan
Can't think of any good actionposts right now
sorry lads
how exactly?
good lid
explain this to me please, is it satire?
I was born in Germany and I feel like that fact is a stain on my American-ness
Gay
gay cunt
actually enjoying it rn.
East Anglia till I die
*actionposts*
Bruce Willis was born in gremany
Just listen to the end, trust lad trust
It's basically
>Be American
>Get killed by accident in a drive by
The song
Extra gay
Good lid
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All our good footballers are coming from Germany
WC 2018 is ours
oh fuck off already
He's a paranoid schizophrenic. From what I understand he thinks the dentist is collaborating with Oxford Health to have him sectioned.
>King Park
God damn this song is heavy
Oi'm busy worken you daft bellend get me a bear
>yanks unironically feel some sort of muh heritage to the place in England which the county they live in is named after
Might wank to Anna Sophia Robb
man this tune is fucking narly
thanks for showing me
oh right, the dentist seems nice.
you a
>tf
>tp
Mine has a french name and my city has a german -burg name
Ah yes, Los Angeles, England
How I yearn to return to the Mother land one day
Northumbria deserved what it got.
Fuck off continental scum
Califiornia and Hollywood are both real places near me
Your sad sells avon
Any pornstars thay look like Anna Sophia Robb?
Just did a pee and the stream forked in like 5 different directions haha wtf??
your mum keeps the crisps in the fridge
>CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF
>CAN I EVER BE FORGIVEN COS I KILLED THAT KID
>IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR IT WASN'T MEANT FOR HIM
Same album. It's all about telling stories. This one is about a little kid with cancer
youtube.com
A personal favorite:
youtube.com
>A paranoid schizophrenic attacks his father
Glad to show you man. I hope you liked it!
haha
We're blood brothers 4lyf now laddy
bit hot in
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Irish lad ruined you.
Fuck the micks man
>Glad to show you man. I hope you liked it!
the feels are fucking sickening but I want to continue listening.
like holy shit.
What happened to you /brit/, you used to be cool
what's a comfy film to have on in the background while i edit something
Yanks
>Glad to show you man. I hope you liked it!
fuck the yanks
so australia, nz, and ireland are not foreigners of the UK? hmm good to know, always thought they were separate countries