/brit/

Anglo-Saxon Kingdoms edition

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cara

alri tim

true-blue mercian here, wbu?

>Kunt
>sex

East Anglia is the best you niggers

Northhumbrian reporting in.

none of the above

went outside to smoke and there was a mouse

fucking stupid cat not doing its job

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proper grim

deltel tihs

Pokemon Go is a lot of fun.

O hai

Went outside to smoke and there was a pikey

Damn cops not doing their jobs

gf's 2 year transitioning anniversary today lads. pic related it's her

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you need help tim

went outside to smoke and the world looked bleak and depressing

damn chemtrails not doing their jobs

went to filling station to buy a packet of crisps few hours ago and the older women behind the counter smiled at the younger girl and said you can take this and the girl was grinning at me acting weird when i bought the crisps

now I did look a bit scruffy and my tracksuit bottoms did have a bit of dried snot on them but women hardly notice that

anyway

>did ya know security guards here aren't allowed to carry a weapon of any kind, i literally have to carry a fatty maglite for self defence

p crazy t b h

I carry an AR-15 cause it's a nuclear power plant so it's a "high value" target (even though it's really not and anyone remotely knowledgable about nuclear power plants or how terrorists choose their targets knows this)

how do you have a picture of me?

GOD BLESS THE USA

wtfrick is a "pikey"

give me a link to this video

If you don't say cob you're not a true Mercian and have been cucked by wessex and sussex

You

Fucking Teacakes

We call 'em Brod(s) desu.

>wales
>bap
this is incorrect

youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU

>hello tim
*tim does a 360*
lel

one of the various females I'm interested in has uploaded holiday pics.

ah yes, very impressive.

Best football team in all of england

im a jewish heiress if that's a pikey then it's a desirable thing to be

does anyone here unironically call themselves british? why would you? be proud of your own cunt, not the whole island

I call myself an Englishman to non-Brits and other Brits (eg. Welshmen), and a Yorkshireman to other Englishmen.

this
cornish til i die

willy is STIFF

>Land's End where no one bothered to check

kek

>The Tractor Boys
God damn right!
Ol' Micky McCarthy is taking us up this year
It's our year lads

Kikey pikey you are

i just heard statistics were invented by the nazis to marginalize the jews

youtube.com/watch?v=LAVne8dOzEA

tune

IN SOUTH AUSTRALIA I WAS BORN

you're gay as fuck

as an englishman, i enjoy suppressing the lesser countries identities by calling myself british

how?

Other way around

Boi we had a nice dag yesterdi

alri

because you act like a homosexual

haha reply to me on facebook jordan

Can't think of any good actionposts right now
sorry lads

how exactly?

Better tune

youtube.com/watch?v=YYHNETybf2I

Not for soft cunts

good lid

explain this to me please, is it satire?

I was born in Germany and I feel like that fact is a stain on my American-ness

Gay

gay cunt

actually enjoying it rn.

East Anglia till I die

*actionposts*

Bruce Willis was born in gremany

Just listen to the end, trust lad trust

It's basically

>Be American
>Get killed by accident in a drive by
The song

Extra gay

Good lid

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All our good footballers are coming from Germany
WC 2018 is ours

oh fuck off already

He's a paranoid schizophrenic. From what I understand he thinks the dentist is collaborating with Oxford Health to have him sectioned.

>King Park

God damn this song is heavy

Oi'm busy worken you daft bellend get me a bear

>yanks unironically feel some sort of muh heritage to the place in England which the county they live in is named after

Might wank to Anna Sophia Robb

man this tune is fucking narly

thanks for showing me

oh right, the dentist seems nice.

you a

>tf
>tp

Mine has a french name and my city has a german -burg name

Ah yes, Los Angeles, England

How I yearn to return to the Mother land one day

Northumbria deserved what it got.

Fuck off continental scum
Califiornia and Hollywood are both real places near me

Your sad sells avon

Any pornstars thay look like Anna Sophia Robb?

Just did a pee and the stream forked in like 5 different directions haha wtf??

your mum keeps the crisps in the fridge

>CAN I STILL GET INTO HEAVEN IF I KILL MYSELF
>CAN I EVER BE FORGIVEN COS I KILLED THAT KID
>IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR IT WASN'T MEANT FOR HIM

Same album. It's all about telling stories. This one is about a little kid with cancer

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A personal favorite:

youtube.com/watch?v=l0LLZQYzhrI

>A paranoid schizophrenic attacks his father

Glad to show you man. I hope you liked it!

haha

We're blood brothers 4lyf now laddy

bit hot in

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Irish lad ruined you.

Fuck the micks man

>Glad to show you man. I hope you liked it!

the feels are fucking sickening but I want to continue listening.

like holy shit.

What happened to you /brit/, you used to be cool

what's a comfy film to have on in the background while i edit something

Yanks

>Glad to show you man. I hope you liked it!

fuck the yanks

so australia, nz, and ireland are not foreigners of the UK? hmm good to know, always thought they were separate countries