What would your perfect gf be like, Sup Forums?

What would your perfect gf be like, Sup Forums?

Mine:
>Anzu, but without the penis

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamine
youtube.com/watch?v=we3QiCJAdTc
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

you want your girlfriend to look like an ugly anorexic?

>Obsessing over a 4/10 balding bitch
>Being this beta

You have to go back, dad.

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Lmao. Anyone has that webm?

>small, like 5'4''
>scruffy hair and unkempt clothing
>boyish features or a body that otherwise looks like a twink's body
>keeps her leg hair/armpit hair
>creative, preferably in writing/arts/humanities
>South East Asian or "off-white"
>dominant personality to clash with my dominant personality so that we bantz and argue

i just want a high test gf
with huge tits and big ass

>anzu is cute!

fucking lmao

haha ur gay

fat belly bitch

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>posting a shopped version

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chinese or jap?

LMAO

She is Japanese.

stop bitching about the ocean pls

I'm sorry to inform you that chinese authorities are heading over to your house to arrest you for using a haram website.

I do not know why you say it to me as if I have a say on these things.

Sup Forums is not banned.

>Sup Forums is not banned.
I thought the entire point of banning Facebook and Youtube was to prevent mainland Chinese from accessing Western media that was critical of the CCP

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamine

Pic related

Would you like me to wrote to the censors and ask them why it is not banned for you?

Yes, I hate seeing the Chinese flag on an American site

stop being rude to our guest senpai

kind of videorealated

youtube.com/watch?v=we3QiCJAdTc

maybe blonde, maybe even russian

Anzu doesn't have a dick

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Yes (s)he does

Anzu minus the Anzu

look here there's nothing bulging

>>Anzu, but without the penis

>without the penis

>without

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It's obviously being taped down/tucked in

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meme girl

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>an American site

What's the obsession with this Anzu Girl? Don't you people interact with women on a daily basis?

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I've always liked the taste of blood
sometime I cut myself just to experience it again

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Anything from 12 to 16 yo

What the fuck is she opening?

>tfw a fucking T*RK is richer than (you)

Bitch still look like she been wearing the one ring for 500 years

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apparently if you subscribe to that website you get a box of "geeky goods" once a month

Based strayabro at it again. Would you help me cross the 100 anzu pics milestone?

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sure, let's do it.

UNHEALTHY!

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Just a cute brunette with green eyes who can cook and still holds traditional values

>manchildren obsessed with a womanchild
Why do I keep coming to this board again?

off yourself soon

Is she not enough of a brown reggaeton listener from a shithole for you?

>not small, like 175cm
>brunette, with bangs
>don't mind eye colour
>thin and long neck
>thin, not voluptuous
>flat chest or normal sized boobs
>long and thin legs, not small footed

>tfw strayabro left me at 99

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for some reason the upload was stuck at 100% i didn't notice. i'll be posting many more don't worry it's all set here

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Can you translate all of the words in that directory path for me?

Thank you in advance

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she looks kinda anorexic

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lmao.... freaking weakling

check out this braun

she's just skinny, not anorexic

Why do people say she is balding?

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Computer > Local disk (C:) > USER > Downloads, rest is in english
Can i call you sensei?

Anzu, but WITH the penis

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Perfect gf is gf with eyes

yes *taps sword upon your shoulders* you have my blessing

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You should see mine :^)

what was this thing called again, when the white was seen under the iris?

Oh look, the brown sou foda listener talking about brown skin.

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Not necessarily.

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No, she can't have penis

Katya

>WITHOUT the penis

fucking fag

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Her parents musy be rich for her to afford all this shit and travel all the time. No way being that young and a girl in Turkey does she make that money herself.

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Is that her dad? Looks like the whitest American southern I've ever seen tbqf

Never underestimate the beta men capacity to throw money in large ammounts to girls

Anzu is whiter than everyone on Sup Forums. She's literally ghostly pale. How is it even possible for such a person to be born in T*rkey?

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What happened to her?