Hey! What's up dude, man! My name is Brandon!

>Hey! What's up dude, man! My name is Brandon!

How do you respond to this clearly nervous man trying to act confident?

>dude, man!

I would act nervous because a stranger is talking to me

>dude, man!
Is this how leaves communicate?

>Oi cunt gday m8

Give him a gun and a bible because he needs Freedom from socialist Canada

Hi Brandon Are You The Burger

>I'm not your man, lad!

If he seems like he looks like pic related I just wouldnt respond him at all, but if he's okay and not a attwhore hipster like faggot then I would just say something like
>Sup brandon, what brings you here?

>Brandon

> Dude-man

I'm sorry I'm not that way inclined.

Góðan dag

Góðan dagin. Hvussu er frælsin hjá tykkum í dag?

Frælsið*

Ey dugi ikki so væl at tosa foroyskt ;_;

At benda kann vera trupult, men tú skrivar fínt nokk.

This seems exactly like me. Where you from user.

H-how do non-nervous people introduce themselves?

this smile is clearly not tryst worthy

Ari bud?
My local is over there. What are you supping la?

Get the fuck out of my face fucking Canadian autist

I'd slice off your head

Trollspråk

Allah wills it.

>dude man? That's the best you could come up with? What are you stupid?

Grab his arm and take him back to the concentration camp, poor guiri he's lost