University starts up in your country. You go to your dorm room to meet your new roommate

University starts up in your country. You go to your dorm room to meet your new roommate.

>"Hey brah, I'm Chad, your new roomie!"
>I'm from San Diego, California! Sup dude!?"

How do you react?

succ

Become buds with him so I can get free booze and meet cute girls.

>dorm
>room mate
Hahaha how fucking poor are you americans if you have to share a one room with a stranger.

In europe students have their own apartments like any other adult

looks like milo yiannopolous

Hey hey mah man! California huh? North or South?

Anyways wanna go out and have a few drinks? Maybe bring some chicks home after wink wink nudge nudge

I give him a brojob to show him I am a cool dude too.

>sup broseph, you ready to slay some bitches?!?

You got it backwards.
The well off use the dorms.
The less well off use nearby apartments and houses and drive to universities.

>drive to university
Hahahaha. You must hate freedom

>tfw went to a commuter university
>no party atmosphere whatsoever
>students were all anti social and closed off

Wanna fuck?

We don't have dorms

are you a qt Chinese girl?

do you like anime?

>COWABUNGA HERMANO

>drive
My university is a 5 minute walk away. Why would I drive?

>singapoo
>qt
pick one and only one

I am loving this meme :^)

Yo. What up, dawg?

>ey homie, who you roll with? you bang?

Be polite as possible and await his inevitable ass kicking from other locals.

What? You're from Imperial County? You're such a fag. I bet you study business like a retard.

Being alpha is easy, you just have to make fun of other people and not act like a bitch.

Until they punch you in the face. Then you're back to your beta male self :^)

DUDE I'LL MESS YOU UP BRO, BACK OF YEAH