>Be American
>shit in the shower
Be American
they don't do that.
we don't do that
we don't do that
Nice thread.
they actually do that
we don't do that
no we dont
Yes you do
why tho
prove it
lol
Don't lie, we do that
We pee in the shower
lol wtf.. don't you???
To clean their fat assholes because they are too lazy and poor to afford that much toilet paper. They just use their fat feet to stamp the shite down the drainhole.
We don't do that
>amerishits shit in the shower with a straight face
CANNOT FABRICATE
That's pretty much the same thing
It feels great as it smushes between your toes while you are mashing it down the drain.
Ewww
Also, this could be an interesting thread for us to discuss bathroom etiquette.
Some americans that I've spoken with did uironically tell me they didn't flush when they pee to save water
toilet paper or wipes?
Christ
???
wipes
like the
wet wipes
Surely, they make a grimace if the shit is big.
This.
>be me
>go online
>see Americans
>shitposting about shitting in the shower
>come here
>they're like "we don't do that"
>know they're lying.
barbaric
SOME of us may do that but Id like to believe that the vast majority of us dont. The waffle stompers definitely make up a small percentage of our population
>inb4 I want to believe