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tulips from amsterdam edition

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Kyary

janny gonna get ya

Don't have a clue what I want to do rn

Is it normal to think about the girl you fancy pooing? I find myself spending a lot of time on this.

did you enjoy the concert?

pls no janny

I'm back from measuring my willy.

Flaccid: 6x5
Erect: 7.5x6

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Probably because it was early in my NEET life and I thought I'd be a normalfag wagecuck within a year. Turned out I'm a professional leech so the only thing that's changed since is my ability to integrate back into society

USA > UK

just finished my monthly reread of The Prince

look forward to bending the earthworms at work to my will tomorrow

cm?

British girl on vacation here. Circumcised willies are so much more aesthetic than uncut ones, plus the guys can last longer too. I'm never coming back.

Englishmen includes the west of England m8

Serious group question mates:
How much exercise do you get a week?

>40 minutes walking for 5 days/week then nothing for the other two

Bit rude. Inches.

Wish she'd wrap her tulips round my tucock

You're not a wealthy white man if you don't own a private tennis court 2bh

about 3 hours of lifting and probably 5 hours of cardio a week

Me lobbing a chair at zee German scum

korean pop

Apart from drinking to much water before hand and pissing myself mid concert, yes.

3 hours at the gym everyday except Friday and Sunday.
Gets pretty tedious tbqh.

do you not feel embarassed by how you've turned out as a person?

He doesn't appreciate his culture or know it because he's around it everyday

If you plopped him in the middle of Somalia he'll realise he doesn't have anything in common with them

Ribena

was going to ask if anyone had read this book im thinking of buying but then i realised i wouldn't value your opinion if you had so nvm

Hey guys, updated my vlog. I'd appreciate it if you checked it out.

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THE MADMAN HE ACTUALLY DID IT, HE ACTUALLY MADE A NEW THREAD

>3 hours a day

VERY bored lads. Might watch a anime.

No you didn't, birds can't talk

hahaha lads

15 minutes walking to the bus stop for 5 days and then nothing else

Gonna find a gym though and start to get into a decent routine in a bit

The one near to work costs fucking £80pm but it'd be very fucking convenient

FOY
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required watching

yeah kinda accurate and i'm a centrist/pinko 2bh

why we shoulda stayed in the EU, we have a lot in common with european countries

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>go upstairs to bed most nights
>come back down when I wake up
>up and down for toilet breaks inbetween
>occasional trips to the kitchen to usually just look in the fridge and come back

Not much exercise at all now that I think about it.

Certainly did thank you lad. Pining for the next one already.

繰り返す。。。

kek

Thoughts?

Which one of you did this then?

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>"I have a 3D girlfriend"
going to go along with assumption that this is false

USA
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>'British' girl
ahh yes, very good

Gross

Good lad

I think I'll take a nap.

I'm half Welsh half Scottish

He didn't say that

nice photoshop

>繰り返す。。。

Wanna try that in english?

he was a good Catholic boy who just got involved with the wrong crowd

why is zimbabwe so fucked compared even to the other sub saharan african countries

Fridge broke today, a bit sad.

north american girl on holiday in the english isles! so nice to be around un-mutilated genitals for a change :) never going home

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>There are wageslaves in this thread RIGHT NOW

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FOY

What in the fuck is this?!

Just got into bed lol

literally at work as we speak
how does being a ward of the state feel? pretty emasculating i bet

broke some cunts fridge today aha

Skipped having a wank earlier today cos the gf was coming over and I was anticipating sex but THE FUCKING SLAG pulled a muscle in her neck at hockey earlier today and winces in pain everytime I so much as grab at her tits so I can't even slip a finger in her bumhole without hearing her whining and now I'm sat here wide awake before work tomorrow with bollocks as blue as a smurf unable to sort out ffs lads what do I do

>NEETs try to use 'wagey' memes in a desperate effort to distract themselves from their spiral of despair

Sorry don't speak it

...

Why yes, I am a citizen of the United States of America

How can other kpops compete?

Isleworth.

>having a hockey gf
first off congrats on having a good gf i am very jealous

secondly get the fuck out you normie cunt

Just wank with her there, what's the problem?

nah i am a wage slave (not even a salary cuck) and it's fucking shit, you know it is too

Lord of the Rings, Lord of the Dance, or Lord of the Pigs?

not at all

I'm on forced leave at the moment because I shattered my shoulder in a comical manner, and this is fucking boring, I want to go back to work.

You do know you have no change of getting married and having a family as a NEET right? And your family are disappointed/ashamed of you?

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well you should do

t. your parents

>American girls actually do post stuff like this on Facebook

Lord of the Flies

Truly the GOAT

>Lord of the Pigs
did you mean lord of the flies?

Donnie Darko was a good film.

my m8 just said the media is really right wing

what the fuck

Don't be upset user.

I'd rather be earning and able to buy things I want, live with friends, eat out at nice places, go on holiday etc. than be sat around at my parent's house all the time.

Feel like a 4 day work week would give people a much better quality of life though.

This is great

about 40 minute run monday
1.5-2 hours lifting on tue, wed, thu, sat.
30 minutes run/skipping fri
I try to do 10 minute run in the morning.
I work in a factory that requires lifting and moving boxes.
I am breddy helltea

I did indeed
it's been at least 13 years since I read it

persecution complexes aren't exclusive to the right-tards lad

trash reddit film

Normies come to Sup Forums m8, it's no longer a secret club

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Gonna buy Ozzie and rename him Uncle Bucky or Buck for short.

Never mowing my lawn again.

Are you the Indian going to the UK to be a doctor? Make sure you don't treat the patients too kindly, Brits need to have something to complain about and will get upset if they don't

So is there a difference between wageslaves and those who are salaried?

If I'm salaried should I not be calling myself a wageslave?