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west london girls

VERY daring

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The Janitor.

for free?

can you believe Netto is giving up in the north again after just three years lads?

need a qt gf to cuddle

daily reminder that Thatcher would have banned the internet

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How do you know when you are truly and genuinely fucked?

I'm 31, and while not NEET I haven't had sex for 6.5 years. I realised recently that one of the ways I have gauged the passing of time over the last 5 years is from my evolving phases of fapping.

For example, I remember the Summer of 2010 distinctly as I was deliriously fapping to scantily-clad college party girls on Webshots. Spring 2012 I went through a Sunny Lane kick, fapping to anything of her I could find. And Christmas last year was earmarked by a phase of fapping to classic 90s Euro porn.

Each weekend, as I watch my wank flannels slowly rotate through the glass of the washing-machine door, I catch my subhuman reflection staring back at me (a la Icecutter) with that defeated, vacant stare... and it is at these moments I realise I am truly, irrevocably fucked - beyond any possible redemption.

how much spit got on your screen as you said this?

Fucking hell lads read this, under the section "diving bell accident"

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin

I say old bean, won any good wars lately?

all my hopes are now pinned on nige making a triumphant third return to politics and knocking theresa mays smug little face about

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! yes

Do you lads like ASMR?

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>I'm 31, and while not NEET I haven't had sex for 6.5 years

30 on Saturday and no sex for ten years here.

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revenge is like the sweetest joy next to getting pussy

Wew

spite*

you know you are truly fucked the second you are out of your mother's moist beefhole
screaming as the air burns its way into your lungs
still covered in smelly ladyfluids

and death hangs above you with a smile
as you cry and scream and no one understands a word

left the house about 4 times in the last 5 months

He's a parasite who abuses the fear of the working classes

thats one futuristic sofa

Reckon denmark norway and sweden should form a union like the United Kingdom 2bh

already read it once. working towards becoming a professional diver in fact. these sort of accidents can't happen anymore due to safety regulations

fuck off caff

good post

>in the future sofas will be incredibly uncomfortable

fuck off you utter wank flannel

youve certainly fucked yourself haha!

Good job leaving out the Finns, I wish we could have left out the Scots.

Seagulls outside my window are swarming

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>F1 makes it a rule that you have to include your engine manufacturer in your team name.

>"McLaren Honda"
>"Williams Mercedes"

Ok so far so good

>Tag Heur by the rights to call the Renault engine in the Red Bull car a "Tag Heur engine".
>"Red Bull Tag Heur"

Has advertisement gone to far?

We'll get a Mercedes Coca-Cola Mcdonalds team next

>t. SJW

the finns can be in but they have to use the scandi-krona and will have NO say in policy 2bh

Looks cold and sterile

not funny

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theresas going to be primeminister theres no longer any MAYbe about it haha!

Anyone know if this bird is british lads?

2bh lads

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bf is mansplaining again ffs

always so tired when i get back
just want to go to sleep baka

8/10

don't quit the day job XD

Never seen such a high-def picture of Nigel Farage's face. Didn't realise he doesn't know how to shave.

is there such a thing as a QT slag?

Yeah but the thought of being degloved through a 24 inch hole puts me on tilt

explaining things to my internet gf

of course

1)paint willy yellow
2)harden it by looking at pictures of your mom young
3) let it hang and have gulls chew on it
4)voila

dont you mean the MAY job xD

yes

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cara delavigne

dunno if i spelt it correctly

right then

haha MAYbe you should kill yourself xD

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yeah

forgot what this post was for or who it is to, or even if it will make sense

yeah um you didnt you unbearable fucking shithead

alri lads

yyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

yes

alri cara

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non gimmicky choon

talking to the brazilian gf is very stressful desu, she 'accuses' me of being busy if I don't respond/read her message within a few minutes

When Gordon Brown became PM, she demanded he have a General Election since he had got to PM without the UK electing him.

Now she is PM and is refusing to have a General Election.

>all these runts crying because May is infringing on their precious internet freedom

absolutely shit gimmick

mirth

>you unbearable fucking shithead
why did you call me that

who was the girl in the op pic in the last thread?

"this is how freedom dies, with a gif of david webb laughing"

>May promises a better Britain
WELL, IF SHE PROMISED IT

my gf

>david webb

who

mate of mine just got engaged lads

i unironically think a united states of europe would be a good thing

just need a common language (english)

Diane Abbott

>having sex at all

Recovering alcoholic here

Alcohol is a drug and it's bad for you. Your body treats it as poison and rejects it. There is no such thing as a "normal amount". There is an amount that it can act as social lubricant which in reality is just a degree of impaired judgement. That being said I don't think it's the devil or something, but the notion that you aren't doing a drug is false and can be dangerous. just be careful. Don't ignore the signs that you might have a problem.

I'd also like to dispel the "self control/weak mind" meme. If you think that addicts are just out of control hedonists you are causing m

when is may gonna invoke article 50 then lads

my bf

do doooooooo do do

right

>i unironically think a united states of europe would be a good thing
would have to be democratic and run with socially democratic policies to work

not gonna happen

10pm I reckon

never

she is massively pro EU

>gimmick

snap general election first

he doesn't know david webb haha

I dunno what anime to watch tonight lads, any suggestions?

lol

How are you doing?

What do you think of AA?

Never

All the Rorkes got played and their rage will be spectacular

girls und panzer

mate of mine just got engaged to a lad

mirth

please this

bit gay