Eat a kinder egg

>eat a kinder egg
>get cancer
>die
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-chocolate-defends-itself-dangerous-carcinogens-found-in-bars-germany-cancer-a7130701.html

Europoors will defend this in 3, 2, 1...

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>be American
>eat a kinder egg
>get prison raped

>europeans put carcinogens in their food
>europeans dont vaccinate their children
>europeans are irrationally fearful of GMOs
Why are yuropoors so anti-science?

Did somebody say Salad?

Actually they are no longer illegal in the US.

>be american
>eat whole kinder egg at once cuz so rich
>die minutes after

>8$ kinder egg

>$8 an egg

wew

>wake up in murrica
>get shot
>die
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crime_in_the_United_States#Homicide

Murricans will defend this in 3, 2, 1...

>Carcinogens in food
It's made up. In every industrial production of food the chances are good to have some oil in it.
>Don't vaccinate
We have the same or slightly higher vaccination rates.
>Fear of GMOs
It's mostly a political thing. We don't need it and it supports the unwanted industrialization of agriculture.

>Slovakian and Canadian math education
2 eggs for $7.98 is $3.99 each

>Yuropoor damage control ITT

Yeah, nah. You need a gun to obtain it.

That's still too much for a small bit on chocolate

>guns are legal
>kinder surprise is illegal
Explain this, Amerifats

WHY THE FUCK DO AMERIBURGERS PAY 8 BUCKS FOR A SINGLE ÜBERRASCHUNGSEI

Haha nice one, you even baited a german assburger

>yuordumbs are so afraid of GMO crops for no reason that they mandate food be labeled in huge lettering when it contains GMO crops

I thought America was supposed to be the dumb one. Wewlad

>28 April 2013
Were they banned at the time?

No. We want it btfo because we don't need to increase production and we still have enough industrialisation in this sector.
Only a few eternal green's are really scared of it.

This
They should be $1 max.