What would it take for Stoneyland to become Nordic?

What would it take for Stoneyland to become Nordic?

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I don't understand why Estonia isn't Nordic desu

Unlike Finland they acutally had vikings

because they are poor

russia took over

finland belonged to us

and unlike binland we were hanseatic to the core
the world doesn't make much sense if you try to rationalize shit

this. the only argument the """nords""" have against us is that we have a lower gdp/pc. it's pretty fucking pathetic tbf. but whatever, v4 seems to be a faaaaar better allegiance than the nigger cum drinkers of swe/fin

You could have reported it, but you took the bait instead.

Too baltic in mentality.

>Shit I don't want anymore

>do be a part of nordic
>do be a part of anything anywhere

why don't you stop trying to pretend you're nordic and join the sane club of /balt/+/v4/

i mean, no one likes you there. you're the odd one out. and you're the only one who understands what it's like being a slut to russia for over 40 years.. soo.. what's the delay?

This

because you don't understand what it means to be nordic

protip: it's not about the viking age

why don't you tell us allll about what it means to be nordic user

DON'T BE RUSSIAN

my bet:

take all european values to have ever existed, thousands of years before your shit tier fisher village was created
sift out the ones that seem most reasonable (appropriable by SD) in the 20th century
market that shit as ""nordic""
as something ""unique""

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_countries
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nordic_model

just a start, if you want to educate yourself

pussy

Daily reminder that Nordic is a Scandicuck term for North Germanic countries that was expanded to include Finland post WW2 as part of the European integration policy. Prior to that point we were considered Baltic.

lazy

it's about culture, language, history, social and political similarities, geography..

There's a lot more going on here than just WE WUZ VIKINGS

>language
better exclude us then

Anita Krohn Traaseth said to me in person "the Nordic project is just a marketing term, you should get on boat".

you are there because of historical, geographical, cultural, social and political ties for example
you don't necessarily need to check every single box

when people want to include Estonia it's just weird to me because Norway has NO ties to Estonia. It's just a country that Sweden and Finland interacted with.

Norway has no ties to Finland either
>inb4 muh neighbour cuntrehhh

pretty much the same affection that anyone ever has had with your country innit. unless they are sweden.

>t. österland

well that's quite simply a wrong statement, I can't change the fact that you're ignoring reality

What's that, Per-Sven?

denmark should be replaced by estland desu

And Denmark, and Iceland for example because you know.. nordic countries actually have things in common

desu swedes and should send all negros to estonia, while estland will fully migrate over to swed/finland.

you'll still have cheap labor, but much less rape.

Finns have more in common with Estonians than they do with Norwegians and Icelanders.

your main export partners are uk and germany... wanna tone down that "we nordics" bullshit already?

Fuck off Eestibrah, you have to maintain your own Finnic stronghold and start breeding like rabbits so that you have a shot against Rossiya in the scenario of an invasion

Iceland was settled by Norwegians, and we used to be in union with Denmark and have a ton of shared culture and history

yeah, some economic export to germany and the uk means diddly squat compared to that

again,you think being nordic is just about trade or economics?

we can't, the western feminism and fatism(kek) has arrived here also. The feminists have ruined men and we're as cuck as you Fins are. Only women left are so ugly and fat them Estonian men are too buzy drinking themselves to death, but you can probably relate to that.

enjoy your yet another 50 years of cucking (oh, shit, sorry.. the pc term is finlandization) by russia while we fight and die to death

your main export partners are:

uk
germany
netherlands

followed by the first ""nordic"" country of sweden by a very large margin

gtfo and go read up on your own economy which is nothing but a banana republic tier hack of an economy according to any and all economic measures that are not pure buck from crude oil

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>enjoy your yet another 50 years of cucking (oh, shit, sorry.. the pc term is finlandization) by russia while we fight and die to death
fuck off fäm, at least we didn't get literally fucking invaded, we did what we had to do to survive

going down in history as the first and probably not last country to have a wiki article renamed from "the great cucking of finland" to "finlandization"... you have sooo much to be proud of bro

Sweden ruled Estonia for about 160 years and Denmark for about as long, a bit earlier. So that's 320 years of Scandinavian rule. We built some shit and founded their first university. Gotta count for something.

why is our biggest export partners or our economys diversity relevant?

It just confirms that you aren't understanding what it means to be nordic.

Our ties with modern Estonia is mainly banks and some trade

Last Swedish Estonians moved here after the red army swooped through

at least we don't have a russian minority making up 30% of our population :')

Everybody knows that the only fact why Estonia isn't Nordic is because Estonians have zero-tolerance to niggers.

Rekt.

>Estonians have zero-tolerance to niggers.
but half your country are russians

Sweden and Finland obviously have close ties that go long down in history, so do Norway-Denmark-Sweden.
Sweden, Finland, Noway, Denmark (never been to Iceland) seem a lot similar, doesn't feel like your abroad at all (except of course the language).

Estonia has that lingering reminiscence of Russia everywhere you go still to this day.

meh, having the soviet union affect our politics a bit isn't as bad as literally being under soviet rule and having 20% of your population deported and replaced with AIDS-ridden slavs

I'm sure that looks fine on paper until you actually visit Estonia and realize we are incredibly different people

we've interacted with lots of countries, we didn't invite all our friends to be nordic

you personally said that your biggest partners are only the nordic countries. you were lying and i felt i needed to point that out to you.

ESTONIA IS NOOORDIIIIIIIC

>Estonia has that lingering reminiscence of Russia everywhere you go still to this day.
t. never been outside tallinn

Don't try to be nordic, it's just not worth it. We are all cucks anyway :D

Why do you guys have so many autism fits over who is Nordic and who is Baltic? That shit is unimportant unlike determining who is white and who isn't.

Focus on the important things. You guys are supposed to be better than us.

i agree. we are looking towards better partners as we speak. v4 is the future. you nigger lovers and somaliboiz are fucking /ded/.

>sami
why do we let these ""people"" live here again?

>you personally said that your biggest partners are only the nordic countries.
But that is a lie.

Point it out ITT so I can understand where you got that implication, because the specific idea that our biggest economic partner is a nordic country never entered my mind while posting here.

Been to Tartu, Pärnu and Saaremaa. Why so mad?

>while we fight and die to death
you didn't do that last time

being nordic seems like a shit tier concept to me as an outsider

>sapmis

What are the important things?

agreed udmurtbro

Continuous debate whether Argentina is white or not.

Literally 0 russians at Saaremaa. Literally.

yeah who wants great living standards and good social movement anyway?
literally nothing good about the nordic model

>nordic model
could just be renamed "a bit less harmful than regular socialism" tbqh lad

good thing we're abandoning it

Determining which countries are white and which are brown through *serious discussion*

But that's actually quite important since only white societies are worth living in (with the exception of Northeast Asia)

Why the fuck are you so salty at us? Is it because we refused to go down with you and the Balts and fought to survive?

>Been to Tartu, Pärnu and Saaremaa.
all those places are as anti-russian as you can get you rusemaster3000

t. wellfarenigger

"a bit less harmful than regular capitalism"
ftfy

Somebody make a nordic flag for Canada so we can join

>Finland
>White

fucking communist, rope urself

he is salty at everyone ITT

I didn't mean there would be actual russians, what I meant was, it had that ex-soviet-union vibe underneath pretty much everywhere you go.

Beautiful country, still.

haha yeah like hong kong and singapore, literally shit tier..oh wait

Haplogroups tell very little about your actual autosomal DNA

yeah
i can't wait to experience some somalian Xeer anarcho rule
he's right though

special attention must be given to finns because i get the feeling they actually think they are "better" than us because they de jure didn't have soviet union but de facto suck russian cock till this day

Own civilisation is best.

>great living standards
Yeah, that's about it. You can have that without being Nordic.

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>he's right though
prove it to me in terms of economics and i'll "share" bread with your commie ass

Aha, so you are salty at us because we managed to fight off the Soviets. You're just trying to belittle that by mongering "m-muh finlandization" whilst you got actually buttfucked by Slavs.

the nordic model being a less harmful version of standard capitalism is more logical than being a less harmful form of communism seeing how we never have had a socialist economy in any of the nordic countries.

Very few turbo autists "suck Russian cock", we're mostly neutral and you know it.

And we don't think we're "superior" (whatever you mean by that) to you either, we're aware of your history.

how was that little visit by putin last week, huh? kind of... embarrassing was it huh? kind of like getting a political bukake in front of the whole world wasn't it... ?

nah, didn't think you'd say yes, realistically your anus will still hurt during the next century if you resists nato ;)

>we're mostly neutral and you know it.
you're mostly what putin tells you to be and everyone knows it. wake up call!

We're neutral and playing both sides like said
Again, no need to get salty because we don't have a 30% russian minority

is salty the new slang for realistic?

You do realize Russia is a big country, don't you? You do realize there's no fucking with them, knowing what they are?

>less harmful version of standard capitalism

Do you think that you're the master of your own fate in NATO or something?

yeah, that's why we have hired muscle unlike you who voluntarily remain bitches, but put on a smiley face xDDD

you're not the master of any faith tbf

We hold on to our own policies, but we play it smart; keep your friends close and enemies even closer.

>is NATO's bitch
>still has a 30% russian minority
ayy

>play it smart
playing it to the tune of russia is not playing smart, it's called playing a losers game

and most of them loyal to us. shit you have never achieved in history have you? you've only managed to be loyal to the swedes haven't you? you bunch of fucking cucks.

We're the bitches now hmm? How does that Obongo cock taste like btw?