American gets interviewed on tv

>american gets interviewed on tv
>"well i'm from an italian family so we know how to cook" etc etc
>reporter says "oh really!" and proceeds to speak in italian
>american: "oh i don't speak the language"

Bad thread

>be American
>get shot on national television
Can't make this shit up!

>talk to an unitedstatian in french
>"sorry I don't speak yuropean"

what did he mean by this?

this didn't happen

>I'm 1/16 Swedish

>I'm 1/64 Cherokee, noble Amerindian blood seethes through my veins

that was me

Americans are stupid 2bh

t. Jose "100% Italian not spic Argentina is white btw" Sanchez

I'm 1/8th pureblood irish

Only Bawston can say that and get away with it

>people in boston pretending to be irish
>people everywhere pretending to be italian

Why do Americans do this? Here as soon as someone gets off the boat they call themselves Australian.

>I'm 1/64 Cherokee
Nobody says this unless they are trying to start a casino

>jake gyllenhaal
>"I'm so Swedish and us Swedes are like this and that."
>last swedish ancestor: Leonard Gyllenhaal (3 December 1752 – 13 May 1840)

americans don't have culture so they try to pretend they belong to one :^)

>Of course I stand with the IRA, I'm a proud irish american afterall, it's about time Ireland reunites again. Wait, why do the north and south hate each other again?

>not allowed to start a casino unless you have a specific heritage
>"land of the free"

What does that even mean anyway ? Do all italians know how to cook ? sounds unlikely
Oh im from a japanese family so im a sushi karate master ?? no of course not
thats retarded

We do have culture but it's depressing so we ignore it.

Also you get a sense that "American" isn't a real heritage because we don't have a long and rich tradition besides capitalism, and later consumerism.

Also you get full rides to colleges and repirations/welfare if you are 1/64 native American, or black for that matter.

More respect next time you talk to the grandson of hardworking european immigrants, chinkboi.

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That's only if you're registered with a tribe recognized by the government, and they wouldn't accept that bullshit anyways.

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