>pic related sends shivers down the spines of all americans
America is literally the biggest pussy country in the world, they are deadly afraid of chocolate and toys
>pic related sends shivers down the spines of all americans
America is literally the biggest pussy country in the world, they are deadly afraid of chocolate and toys
why
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Why is the kinder egg black on the outside, and white inside? If it was black inside, there would be no toy.
Maybe we don't want cancer.
They have these at a European store by my house, I'm only afraid of them because of the price. You can buy an entire bar of Kinder chocolate for half the cost of a single egg.
>Australians are LITERALLY defending cancer eggs
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
gluten
Did you guys not hear?
You can get kinder eggs in the US. They are no longer banned.
>4$
So this is the power of Australian banter
>Bantered into wasting $8 on chocolate eggs.
Lad....
They're imports and there's not a ton of demand for them.
Cancer?
>americans LITERALLY choke on toys inside of CHOCOLATE EGGS
Is that a lot of money to you?
Wanna try that again?
Didn't Gaddafi die choking on a kinder egg?
PUT YOUR HANDS HANDS UP
KEEP THOSE EGGS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM CUNT
i don't see them banning eggs :^)
no
Worth it desu
is that the baltic store near Andrew?
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Americans are really missing out
because Kinder is the australia, or south africa of chocolates (mediocre, and irrelevant). Lindt is the United States of America of chocolates: delicious, and world-renounced for being the best.
>reminder that this is unironically the average Australian shitposter
Can you buy them at walmart? I thought you can buy everything in the world at walmart
that's really sad :-(
not foreskins or kinder eggs
>can buy shotgun in Walmart
>can't buy kinder
This
americans are obsessed