Pic related sends shivers down the spines of all americans

>pic related sends shivers down the spines of all americans

America is literally the biggest pussy country in the world, they are deadly afraid of chocolate and toys

why

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Why is the kinder egg black on the outside, and white inside? If it was black inside, there would be no toy.

Maybe we don't want cancer.

They have these at a European store by my house, I'm only afraid of them because of the price. You can buy an entire bar of Kinder chocolate for half the cost of a single egg.

>Australians are LITERALLY defending cancer eggs

CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP

gluten

Did you guys not hear?

You can get kinder eggs in the US. They are no longer banned.

>4$

So this is the power of Australian banter

>Bantered into wasting $8 on chocolate eggs.
Lad....

They're imports and there's not a ton of demand for them.

Cancer?

>americans LITERALLY choke on toys inside of CHOCOLATE EGGS

Is that a lot of money to you?

Wanna try that again?

Didn't Gaddafi die choking on a kinder egg?

PUT YOUR HANDS HANDS UP
KEEP THOSE EGGS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM CUNT

i don't see them banning eggs :^)

no

Worth it desu

is that the baltic store near Andrew?

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Americans are really missing out

because Kinder is the australia, or south africa of chocolates (mediocre, and irrelevant). Lindt is the United States of America of chocolates: delicious, and world-renounced for being the best.

>reminder that this is unironically the average Australian shitposter

Can you buy them at walmart? I thought you can buy everything in the world at walmart

that's really sad :-(

not foreskins or kinder eggs

>can buy shotgun in Walmart
>can't buy kinder

This
americans are obsessed