>go to Chile
it's fucking hot
Go to Chile
>go to Israel
it isn't real
>go to New Zealand
it's not new at all most of the buildings are outdated
>go to Hungary
lose my appetite
>go to denmark
>no dens are marked
>go to Turkey
nothing but roaches
>go to Germany
>there aren't many Germs since most of us are obsessed with hygiene
>go to great britain
it's not that great
>it's fucking hot
Dumb considering that Chile has a freezing cold alpine spine and frozen fjords. Shit's like Alaska in a lot of places.
>go to Israel
>it's not real
>go to Spain
>a lot of people are indeed in pain
>go to Russia
no one ever hurries
>go to Turkey
>they're all kebab
>go to the United States of America
everyone has different opinions and is not united in anything
>go to Uruguay
now I'm a gay
>go to the Isle of Man
>there are women
>got to Canada
>there are far more cans than nada
>go to Paraguay
never see more than one faggot
>Chile
>Hot
it snows there dood.
>go to New Zealand
>people have no zeal
could have worked too, sonny
>go to Africa
just kidding I would never go to Africa
>go to Singapore
>nobody sings and they aren't poor
>go to Montenegro
no one's mounting negroes
>go to Chad
still a virgin
>go to Bahrain
everyone is thoughtless
This is some top humor right here my north American friends
>go to new england
>They speak french
>go to old England
they speak paki
>go to Egypt
got e-gypped
>go to chicago
>it's shit and the congo
>missing """"le wordplay joke kek so original guise""""
indeed
>visit Czechoslovakia
>no oslovakia to czech
>Go to Greenland
"It's not Green here at all"
No I definitely got it... just thought it was stupid af.
>go to Vanuatu
>there's no vans
thisis an american "jokes" thead, play along so they dont feel bad
>the flag of nothing
>that gives the world nothing
That was pretty funny though, wasn't it?
>go to the bathroom
>it's a room with a bath
really makes you think
Didn't have to leave your country to find that, burger.
>go to El Salvador
>nobody is safe there
Dumb frogposters
>no one celebrates Thanksgiving
Laughed at this one tbf
>go to Christmas Island
>no presents
>Goto India
Too much technology, development and progress. Looks like they'll be superpower by 2020
>Go to Grand Rapids
It isn't Grand. I can't find the Rapids
>go nowhere in life
>still die