ITT: We trigger Italians

>ITT: We trigger Italians.

This triggers me. Is that considered acceptable in Canada?

This is actually from Sweden.

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jesus christ

>tfw Italian shitskins will never taste our glorious BLT 'za

Oh shit as a Californian who doesn't get nice Chicago pizza I'm so down to try that.

I don't even care if Italians get butthurt by the different pizza styles we have here. Having had real Italian pizza I can say it's no better lmao.

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Oh my god what the fuck

>eat a pizza cake

IT'S NOT MAH FAULT AH'M SIX HUNNID POUNDS AN GAWT TYPE TWO DIABEETUS IT'S IN MAH GENETICS

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THE SITUATION

is that a sheet of bacon with LT on top?

How the fuck do you even eat that?

This does a pretty good job of triggering most Americans, too.

Stick a straw in and suck the sauce out first, then eat the rest with your hands.

True lattes come from Starbucks

I think you eat the cheesy meaty sauce soup with a spoon and then eat the crust

CAAAAAAAAAAABS AAAAAAAAAAH HEEEEEEEEEAH

on a plate with fork and knife of course

Oh fuck I need to find one of these places in my state

Jesus christ you deserve death

Italians are sleeping now, mate

it's kinda entertaining actually
should rewatch it

>hey is this papa johns? I'd like a pizza """"pie""""
What did he mean by this?

I'd rather some suomizza

Salami and jalapeños? What are the yellow cubes?

I have no idea what ingredients those are, I just searched ''finnish pizza'' and I saw this spectacular piece of art on google images.

Ayo hold up Lenny,

>scratches chest hair

Are you sayin'

>Hassles minorities

That back in the day

>Commits organised crime

Thata we

>makes spaghetti

like back in the ancient times

>vehemently gets mad at blacks and mexicans

Was Emperors n' shit?

>What are the yellow cubes?
Prime quality Finnish memes.

>Oh, great, you did some garlic-and-oil spaghetti for me!
>Spaghetti needs cheese, right?
>Now it's hard to eat... lemme tear it apart into little pieces with a knife.
>It tastes a bit too strong. I'll mix in some leftover rice from yesterday.
>Too dry... what about some sauce? No readied sauce, ketchup will do.

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dayum boi

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welp, I processed how awful this is before I remembered my Italian lineage, so that possibly proves something? nah
anyway please off yourself, that is an offense to just Italians, not just anyone that's a cook, but anyone that eats food

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I want to try that, but I don't have any friends to share one with

I guess this '''''pizza''''' from russian school canteen will trigger not only italians.

Is that a 'go 'za?

Just think of it as bread with some melted cheese and it doesn't seem so bad.

MAMMA MIA

THICCC

That aint't cool dude... Although I like your choice of pasta, thin spaghetti ftw. I wonder if you would be able to eat those without staining your shirt and/or making a fool out of yourself .

Well said, Guido.

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Pasta and Pizza are Greek.

This are good though.

What is this? Look good.

spaghetti burrito.

Spaghetti? I swear I thought those were fries

looks very nice