Gat damn, i've never, ever met a nice south african

Gat damn, i've never, ever met a nice south african.

>stupid
>lazy
>arrogant
>smelly

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This they're such fuckwits.

>ignorant loudmouths with no sense of humour

>talentless murdrers who hate black people

lmfao

I've never met a nice Australian. They all talk like crazy faggots and call me condescending and creepy despite being nice to them.

i'm american, and i've met plenty of chill ausbros, but never a south african who wasn't a cliche ignorant loudmouth saffer

Kanker, i've never, ever met a nice Australian.

>stupid
>lazy
>arrogant
>smelly

why are the saffas using a dutch proxy to shitpost?

You probably met an Afrikaner. Anglo South Africans are great

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fokkof soutie limp wristed sjw faggot

Maat

I'm glad the aussies are able to understand this, when I post anything negative about South Africans on Sup Forums everyone has a panic attack.

The coloureds are actually better than the afrikaaners

I wish I was PM of Australia I'd help the white south africans out either be giving them asylum or clearing out a part of South Africa for them to live in and declare a state.

>Anglo South Africans are great

>liking the gam

Wikus pls

Whats 'the gam'

not proving me wrong Pietie

>I'd help the white south africans out either be giving them asylum

You want more of these faggots in your country?

South Africans are absolute trash. ESPECIALLY the whites, they're flooding London with their retard accents and their complete lack of humour or intelligence of any sort.

>o ja bru, im so based bru, fokken hate kaffirs bru, dats why i moved to fokken LONDON bru

Total wankers desu.

This South Africans are so lazy and stupid since they never worked for anything in their life they're just as dumb as the blacks they mock.

gam is an afrikaner word for coloured, especially in the cape

never heard of the word. gatiep maybe?

Based OP cranking out Spitting Images.

Mum was Anglo, Dad's family Affirkaners.

>t. Dad's family are the worst rednecked, bogan-tier trash.

I knew a few coloureds that were studying in the UK (who have gone home unlike their blanke faggot countrymen)

They were all nice and quite accepting of my Sup Forums-tier racism.

Never met a nice Afrikaaner though

I never heard gatiep used, but when I was living in Cape Town my Afrikaner co-workers would always make fun of the way the coloured spoke Afrikaans and refer to them as "gam", sometimes in a good natured way but sometimes as mockery.

exactly. every south african i've met has been more arrogant and pathetic than the last. it's like a ponzi scheme of south african-ness

Most of the coloured I met were uneducated township dwellers who acted black, in places like Ceres and Cape Flats.

>Gat damn, i've never, ever met a nice south african.
are they actually this bad?

post your south african stories

What did they mean by this

never met a south african in my life desu

The only Afrikaners I ever met were wealthy Aryan tier backpackers in their twenties. All natural blondes, tall as fuck and gorgeous.

Apparently they had no clue gay pride was going on the day they came to SF, very sweet, very educated but I recognize they are extremely rare JoBurg elite children.

I've only met one, he was a right hard cunt who would tell us about how rampant AK47s were in SA

>post your south african stories

I've got load, but one from just this week

>Book Hotel
>They ask for ESTIMATED time of arrival
>Put 8-9pm
>Plane is delayed by almost an hour
>Arrive at 9:21
>South African manager at reception
>"Hi I've made a booking under the name of user"
>It says here you were due to check in 8-9
>"Sorry, my flight was delayed almost an hour, I expected to be here a lto earlier"
>When you book a time, you should stick to it
He carried on moaning but I wasn't really paying attention then

all the south africans here are just stuck up hippies

Growing up, my parents knew a couple of hairybacks. Great people, very friendly. Loved the accent, still think its hilarious.

THIS

I don't know exactly which word best describes this behaviour, but it seems to be extremely common in South Africans. They're so thick

>be at 6th form
>be late for college one morning
>have south african teacher
>"EY BRU, WHY YOU LATE EH?"
>my train was delayed
>"set your alarm earlier then, kid!"
>literally how will that help?

>post your south african stories

>visit my family who moved to Cape Town
>my brother is married to a Coloured girl
>I go to a restaurant with their kids while they're at work
>kids act like kids do, running around making noise etc with other kids
>waitress who didn't know they were with me proceeds to scream something at them in Afrikaans while ignoring the white kids they were playing with
>I ask them what's going on in Finnish, they reply to me pointing out her bullshit
>I say what's the broplem? Those are my kids
>waitress apologises
>spaghetti all over the floor
>kids continue to play

It's like being white gives you immunity from criticism over there

Fuck this is actually true.
Practically all the teachers I ever had have done shit like this

This

>Boers

>be at lunch with group of classmates
>shooting the shit, generally carrying on
>start talking about our home countries as we are all internationals (it's like the U.N. over here)
>guy says he's from south africa
>oh, yeah heard it's really beautiful in cape town
>"yeh mun, very beatuiful"
>it comes to be my turn to talk about my home country (murrca)
>other person at table, "ooh, america!"
>jesting with him oh, yeah everyone says america is so great... (about to joke and be like, "and they're right!" tongue in cheek)
>saffer butts in. it's his cue to be a bloody wanker
>BUT IT'S NOT! YEH I WENT TO AMERICA ONCE. EVERYONE IS SO FAT. AND SO STUPID. WENT THERE ONCE. WEN I WUS A KEED. WENT TO DISNEY LAND.
>everyone at the table just looks at him with a look of repulsion like "wtf, man?"
>everyone leaves

seriously, some people just say the darndest things.

it's like i was on Sup Forums

Worked with lots of nice Safa's. I never come across this before.

saffers using proxies doing damage control, everyone

>nice
>saffers

Nice ruse

you have to go back.

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It just seems like you faggots can't handle any banter

remove kaki

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one of my old teacher was south african, she was alright

fuck off, the accent is one of the great things about them, literally cannot get enough

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