I just matched with a mongolian on tinder

I just matched with a mongolian on tinder
how do I win her heart, lads?

Tell her China is number 1.

Kill her father

Give her a yellow card.

Snatch her off her horse while on horseback. Also defeat her in wrestling.

Post pics

send monies

By NOT trying half-witted "conquering/Genghis Khan" jokes that the 50 people before of you tried.

I originally thought her name was russian and sent BLYAT
how fucked am I

mongolians look so much different than russians you are really fucked up

Throat sing to her

would you write cunt to a british woman? what made you think it was a good idea?

>what made you think
See now there's your problem.

Just get a grab of your pubic hairs and pluck it out in one go (that's very important, don't skip this part) and knit a persian carpet out of it, that should do the trick

but the characters looked russian
she shrugged it off and said she was actually mongolian and her name was Sam lmao

>Sam lmao

Fucking don't make a joke about her surname either.

That's because she now tries to bait you so she can find out your adress.
RIP.

>Sam
run away if you're not interested in sucking asian shemale cock

i like it

>the characters looked russian
That's because Mongolians don't have an alphabet, they use cyrillic most of the time

>would you write cunt to a british woman? what made you think it was a good idea?

I forgot the meaning of it. I just told her I learned it on dota. She said "nice, but I'm not Russian"

lmao was actually added by me lads

>Mongolians don't have an alphabet
they have, but cyrillic is more popular

we know you added it bruh

>but the characters looked russian
so what? even if she was a russian, blyat is not a compliment

Ohhh, I stand corrected, might have been another steppe-nation who did this because I'm sure I read about it somewhere.

You have to beat her at LARPing


Watch out for here Golden Horde attacks.

own a horde, steal shit from other people

raze kiev

give her father some yaks

praise tengri

I don't even bother to think when messaging on tinder anymore lad

I heard mongolian men will beat you to death if you look at their women the wrong way

She wont go for you bro Mongolians have bad experiences with big walls

lol that's just sideways arabic.

Build a yurt and send her a pic of it. I'll bet she'll be super impressed and develop a thirst for your cock.

Take her to the sauna and beat her with barbed wire

he probably would

just dont show your powerlevel, so no talk about golden horde or some shit

Learn Finnish

lies. everything east of the elbe looks like chinks

She'll bring her clan and raid your house before gruesomely slaughtering you

Don't do it

fuck you with your engilsh

Do as Genghis Khan, and rape her.

curious

Do the Irish have some morbid desire to suffer all the time?