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No link to old thread, you didnt put love in this my friend.

Provincialis > Bucharesti cucks.

Previous thread

Am I invited?

Ah, I see, burned kyofteta.

лoл, dumb Romanian, Moldova and Benin aren't in the Balkan Peninsula

Ever been to Benin? Lovely beaches

>burned
M8, it's even a bit undercooked on the sides. That's the color its supposed to have.

Yes my friend

How was the voodoo?

Neither is Romania, at least 90% of it. Yet we reside on this thread because we have nowhere to go.

You're part of Turkey so yes.

I wouldn't go even if I get paid to do so, I don't want to contract ebola nor get killed by ISIS, no sir, no thank you

are those oversised cevapi?

Thinking of turning my life into cash by writing sit-coms.

Which sounds more exciting ?

>Effendi Sitcom in Romania

Effendi gets a job in Dristor and tries to integrate into Romanian culture. Subplots include his misadventures with gyspies, his trips to Vaslui for his crush and his encounters with Copperfendi the mega autist.

Or.

>Effendi Sit-Com In Bulgaria

Leaving everything behind in his hometown, Effendi decides to settle down in Plovdiv and be a super alpha under mentorship of Miro. Daily funny adventures of Effendi and Miro who tries to educate him. Guest appearances from other Bulgars and Boyko Borisov himself.

You would be a superstar in Bulgaristan

You forgot to say about meetings with marriedfag and his unhappy wife.

Theme song by Azis and Fiki.

All Bulgars will make cameo appearances.

They're different from Serbian cevapi. EU fascists even wanted to ban them for dat sweet bicarbonat.
>grilled ground meat rolls made from a mixture of beef, lamb and pork with spices, such as garlic, black pepper, thyme, coriander, anise, savory, and sometimes a touch of paprika. Sodium bicarbonate and broth or water are also added to the mixture.
>It is best served accompanied by french fries, mustard and murături (Romanian pickles). A cold beer is a must for this very popular dish in Romania.

pic related, average Bucharest resident eating mici

>Pople think the cevap is their dish
Fuck off fags we invented it first

Welcome to our humble general, kroasanko.

shoo, shoo, Alijo.

yeah
its serbian

yea you totally invented mixed meat on a grill.

>kebap=>cevap
>not even names it
kek

>no link in old thread
>no based Dani Mocanu and his briliant video

It's a separate dish, tho. No other similar recipe uses sodium bicarbonate.

>A FUCKING CIGANIN SHOING ME
But we did make it first
(Ti)
>kroasanko

No
>we ruled you it's ours and we shared some words so it must be ours
AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

>Bosnian in charge of inventing things
TOP KEK

>A FUCKING CIGANIN SHOING ME

Bosniak mods nowadays ban people for using the word t b h. Be careful my bro.

got her lads

>Ti
nice, we also say ti for you

We say tu.

youtube.com/watch?v=jZJz0PqNRwY
samo balkan bajo moj!

Any of you like the green bottled coke with stevia? Very good shit

We made invented more then half of the dishes you retards eat on a daily basis
>Bosniak mods
i don't think there's such a thing

>Bosnian inventors
new meme

@61992784
go to /ex-yu/, you turboautist

Bosniak, mods ban...

If anyone invented it its most likely the turks

i was banting the bosnian not your things
btw i think we use sodium bicarbonate in cevap and pljeskavica it makes meat a bit gummy

kek are you becoming the new Macedonia. The inventors of the world.

>livadhe
>kokosh

Nice copper. You are 6 cans away from your pack of Plai t b h.

>nice, we also say ti for you
SOME THINGS ARE WRITTEN IN OUR DNA
youtube.com/watch?v=jtgA0jvhp2A

You don't. One of the problems I've had abroad was that I had to settle for cevapi meat for mici and the taste was completely different.
romania-insider.com/ec-approves-sodium-bicarbonate-use-in-romanias-mici-product-can-be-exported-to-eu/

pentru tine neam.

>C i g o calling an autist
Oh boy
Ever major invention was made by a bosniak

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bosnian_pyramid_claims
dey be pharaos n shiet

You groove you lose!

Serbian cevapcici are too small, I dont like them.
Also served with rice instead of shopska salata

If Kanye did it, people'd be on his dick like he is the Dali of music t b h.

Here it's with mustard and beer usually, some also go for french fries and salad.

Also,
>no fucking decent sunflower seeds in Western Europe
reeee

Again as it was ignored

where are you going on vacation this summer lads?

Be careful at that mod!
The word (((bosniak))) shall be censored somehow!

What is tadım?

>Also served with rice instead of shopska salata
????
who the fuck does that, we almost always it it with šopska salata here

In the turkish shops are, alternatively bulgarian shops if there are.

It sounds pretty awful desu

All the Serbs I knew when I studied ate it with rice, maybe its a regional thing.

Never seen it.
pic related

>he enjoys the canned jew

It's most definitely their own things since when we eat ćevapi its either with a salad or fries. I rarely see rice being served.

Why is no one murdering the whole """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""royal""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" family yet?
Bozgori, pls, you lost your territory during their reign. Kill them.

adevarul.ro/news/politica/coroana-repusa-stema-romaniei-iohannis-promulgat-legea-1_5783b8f15ab6550cb8c2d425/index.html

>national dish in serbia

you can't make this shit up

it actually goes in

Calm yourself, you autist. The crown is a symbol of our independence, just like the St. Stefan crown is still a symbol of Hungarian statehood in the Hungarian Republic.
>The Steel Crown of King Carol I of Romania was forged at the Army Arsenal (Arsenalul Armatei) in Bucharest of the steel of a cannon captured by the Romanian Army from the Ottomans during the War of Independence (1877-1878). Carol I chose steel, and not gold, to symbolize the bravery of the Romanian soldiers. He received it during the ceremonies of his coronation and of the proclamation of Romania as a kingdom in 1881.

youtube.com/watch?v=5Fjq16Qqad0
prokuplje = center of balkan's multiculturalism

Its good believe me. But maybe not your taste because Vanilla coke is explicitly sweet. Stevia coke is like more neutral in terms of sweetness but not as shit as zero.

cevapi only go with onion

Ce e rău în asta? S-a declanşat anarhistul republican?

Asta.

Made a Dani Mocanu thread on Sup Forums let's see how it goes

>picture posted is cevapi from sarajevo
BALIJE BTFO

Obligatory Sozopol, Greece or Turkey and September Portugal

Look, also with rice.

>not leeching off welfare
>instead making his own music whether you like it or not
>not a self-hating minority but a proud nationalist of his country
>video clips are always story-telling mini-films instead of lazy shits

How can one hate this guy t b h?

are those girice?

because he's a dirty gypsy

where the fuck are ćevapi supposed to come from you daft fuck? of course they're from sarajevo

Where do you see rice? In meat? o_o
On picture is ćevapi, somun (we say lepinja, bosnians say somun) with a side dish of ONIONS, that's not rice

These webms remind me of Tuco's cousins' in Breaking Bad.
youtu.be/qM-rwAZCZJk

do you understand the lyrics of do the video in themselves have a legit narative value?

Cuza didn't have a crown. He was no king. His children were not to be kings.

This German cadet-cadet-cadet-irrelevant opportunist faggot did have a crown. He was a king. His children were to be kings.

>He received it during the ceremonies of his coronation and of the proclamation of Romania as a kingdom in 1881.
Such independence. Such acomplishment.

>Carol I chose steel, and not gold, to symbolize the bravery of the Romanian soldiers.
So impressive. So brave. Boo fucking hoo.

mrs u /tr/ govno balijsko si ovde doso da se proseravas bre?

its Caca (sprattus)

>waving Heil Hitlers against EU despotism

He is a free thinker t b h.

>Capitanul Mocanu
lmao

Why do you think I got me a new insterest of learning basic Romanian?

Since you clearly have an agenda that you're vocal about, I won't even bother.

My bad.
Anyway the Serbs I lived with when I studied served it with rice, not white rice anyway but red-ish. Not that it didnt taste good, just I like the Bulgarian one better with fries and shopska.

>getting so triggered that he resorted back to posting in south-slav

lmao calm down nigga, we write in english here

>Ukraine
didnt expect that

But they're based of kofte kebab from Turkey.

...

We all do.
Dont pretend majority of the products you consume on a daily basis in any way arent western.

It's cheap and bretty gud, plus Odessa is a nice city.

My friend just came back from Odessa. He told me and he fucked a lot of girls here and sent me his nudes with girls. He also went to a S&M cafe and got himself whipped. We think of going together in mid-August or early-September.

Obzor, going to sell shit to retarded tourists and fuck their daughters.

No, me mum's dishes are made from food taken from the market or from the yard.