One chance at life

>one chance at life
>born
>mfw

Pretty luck even if I do have a 4 inch erect penis.

>plays the birthplace lottery
>greece

>wake up
>still no life inside
>start browsing Sup Forums just like yesterday
>repeat

>one chance at life
>roll
>otherwise good stats but autism lvl 99
>mfw

>tfw your existence just serves as punishment

>one ONE FUCKUNG ONE CHANCE IN A LIFE
>born in a fucking african state in europe
>have to work 10h/day for $150/month

>one shot at life
>born a virgin

>one shot at life
>get dubs

You could be born a deer or somehting, it's not really that bad.

>on shot at life
>pretty much win the nation lottery
>still a 27 year old virgin
there should be an ward for this kind of achievement

I'll drink to that

>one chance at life
>born in what was one of the better countries in the world just in time to witness its downfall
>with a microcock

my whole life i knew Ukraine was shit but at least was comparable to Russia or something and now i found out my fucking cunt shithole has more gdp per capita than that country
wtf can someone explain how?

>10h/day for $150/month

WTF

>One chance at life
>Born in a country which is STILL IN WAR
>I can finally end this life if I fail that visa interview

Im 18 and virgin and its normal here lmao

>one chance at life
>born in the best country in the world
>mfw

one shot at life
>born in Germany
feelsgoodmang.bmp
>born half-shitskin
i should kill myself. twice.
bastard son of a coalburning drug addict whore and a filthy arab

~be american
~get one shot at life

>throwing stones from a glass house

POO