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Late night Karen edition!

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spare a rizla lad x

mirth

Quite sleepy.

real karen hours

who up

Night fellow wages x

go ahead janny, you have my permission

Flatmate keeps sexually harassing me lads.

How do I stop him?

business idea: Sup Forums is fucking awesome. you get to just talk about any number of things with people from all over the world without having to reveal anything about yourselves. you really get what you put into it (most of the time)

>sitting on the train reading
>two 35-45y/o women that obviously work in HR and love a good cup of tea and a natter sat next to me and proceeded to chat about inane work gossip for 20 minutes

These people actually exist. Fucking hell. Was fuming hehe.

Cracking post; kind regards, Josie

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Business idea: go to sleep

>been losing weight for months
>decide to treat myself to a piece of cake last night
>have put ALL the weight back on

lie down and take it

Rape him.

let me sexually harass you instead

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what did she mean by this?

>he still hasn't read the sticky

are you a girl???

Dunno what you mean mate

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I wouldn't want to touch him with a barge pole.

He's the definition of a fat neckbeard that doesn't have much luck with girls and I'm really close to calling the police.

reminder that the dentist did LITERALLY nothing wrong

waht's this new gummuck?

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that's the bent pakis nickname

thoughts?

>reminder to make a "can't be bothered" edition.

might join the army reserves lads

jesus christ

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>might waste some of your tay contributions lads

Thanks la

Okay but I'm telling you it would solve your problem

Haha why don't you take your corpulent yank sausage finger brain and squeeze it between your great saggy mantitties im not fucking ribena

making a tay contribution

how is it wasting :^)

>look up this account
>nothing but posts on what seems to be a donald trump fan reddit
hmmm, really makes u think

STOP IT NOW

bent paki

>try to open a banana
>the top of the meat gets ripped off as I open it

sometimes I'm not aware of my own gorilla-like strength

Are you a girl

You can have some of my banana meat m8

anime nonce

Boy scouts that are pretty much combat ineffective by all accounts.

Vacuumed my living room, now going to make a list of shit I need to learn before I go back to uni.

Anyone else been productive, even a little?

remember to eat a big bowl of fruit & fibre or bran flakes at least once a week to maintain good colonic health lads

was going to go out and lynch some niggers till I seen this

Brits, how does it feel that you don't have the opportunity to make your own private thread cause everyone can read your bullshit?

source

incredible how /brit/ actually thinks getting someone's ip address means they are doxxed.

I'll give you some meat x

same la, preparing for uni as well. coming back to brit for giggles. this has to stop though

dont have guys as roommates then
literally every one will try to get in your pants

delete

I CAN SEE YOU
YOUR BROWN SKIN SHINING IN THE SUN
I SEE YOU WALKING REAL SLOW AND YOU'RE
SMILING AT EVERYONE
I CAN TELL YOU
MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL STILL BE STRONG
AFTER THE BOYS OF SUMMER HAVE GONE

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let it go, la

...

Yeah thanks.

Yes and I was born with a vagina.

He originally said he was gay and the other guys I've lived with have always kept to themselves. You know, the nice cute kind with glasses?

No, you and the KPop poster can both fuck off.

Be pretend cute elsewhere.

*doxxes you*

>productive
what did he mean by this?

I wonder how white families relate to their adopted black child's first encounters with institutional racism. Anyway, I would never adopt unless I had nephews or nieces that were orphaned and didn't have a better relative to take care of them.

Not a bad choice. Sometimes I wish I had done that but now I am probably too old. Just keep in mind that it is the sort of decision that will have a major impact on you for the rest of your life even if it doesn't kill you. It's not like waiting around in uni for a job as most of us have to do.

who is this?

ask the one of the other guys your closest with to tell him to stop if you wont do it yourself

>Institutional racism
Nice meme

What are some good lunches I can buy from sainsburys/Waitrose and eat at work with little/no preparation?

Started on meal deals, then moved to soups, currently on microwave rice + chicken or tuna + fruit, that'll get old soon though.

>the nice cute kind with glasses
All me

lets see one of them then

>charming and good looking
>easily make friends wherever I go
>universally liked
>choose a life of solitude
>acquire a gf every now and then to spice things up

what am I like lads haha

a bird i know

rubbed my willy on her arse at a dance once

You silly sausage!

You know even though I hate you fucks with the searing heat of a thousand suns, you're alright.

>fantasy land where "nice meme" is an argument

hmmm sort of like me except I'm less outgoing with new people hehe

You lads swooping on any last minute Prime deals?

I love history.

Think the job interview went really well.
Now I have wait a week to hear back, and try not to get excited about the possibility of being a real person.
Hope is dangerous.

a subnormie with an inflated ego

>institutional racism
ah yes, like getting preference for jobs and uni places because you're black

Post glasses?

Used to, they've left. I'm worried he will get angry if I straight up tell him plus I don't want to brutally reject him.

How'd I let him down gently?

WE
WUZ
SOULJAZ
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how to I broach the topic of face sitting with the gf lads

sort of like me except for the charming and good looking and making friends and universally being liked and the gf thing

>working

oi you
pull ya knickers down and get on my face

wanted to get some polo shirts either lacoste or ralph lauren, but both are not included in the prime day deals.

>at a dance

>I wonder how white families relate to their adopted black child's first encounters with institutional racism.

Here's an extreme example:
youtube.com/watch?v=3P9-BjYxTu8

funny how when I was younger I always said i'd get a gf when I started college
3 years in still no sight of one haha

STOP BEING POOR

>Post glasses
Bit forward.

not that funny tbqh

Don't you like a girl that comes onto you?

no not really haha

He shouldnt get angry if you just tell him you arent interested and to stop making sexual comments. Don't beat around the bush or act cruel, but be blunt.
You should honestly find a new place to stay because he will get super jealous and resentful if you get a bf.

>a girl
>on the internet

Haha nice meme

really just cannot get the "getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon" sang to beethoven's 5th webm out of my head lads

It's best to just do it in the heat of the moment and she's more likely to be down with it

And if she isn't you can brush it off as a the heat of the moment getting to you and ask her if she'd want to try it again

stand behind her
pull her knickers down
squat and roll back while grabbing her hips so her bottom lands on your face

was unironically born in the middle east lads