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1. ur country
2. do you have a criminal past?

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No, I'm a pure man with pure thoughts and I have never committed any crime thanks to god.

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2. yes

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2. No, all Germans are pure

yes

1. best country

2. I did have as a minor but they deleted it when I turned 18

define "criminal" in this context.

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No, I don't have anything proving I ever left the house.

Yes, but I beat the system with money being thrown towards my Jewish lawyer who got me off two felony charges. All I did was 1 year probation. All charges are sealed and don't show up with background check. Only judges and DA's can access said info.

Actually, no.

I stole some chocolate from the supermarket once.

well? what were the charges?

Same, just once when edgy kid me thought it would be cool
Also now that I think about it as a kid I had the bad habit of stealing small toys and cards/stickers from my schoolmates

gatuno

Gatuwhat

past, present, future xDDD

2 counts of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. I was looking at 5-99 years for each charge.

why is this young lad wearing a pink wig or is this his hair
is he a queer not that there's anything wrong with that
lebin xd

I've dabbled in the arts for a bit. Grand theft, is that the American term? Wasn't my thing after all.

woah there al capone no need to be this edgy

t. Portugiese in Angola

I am just guilty of shitposting, arrest me officer.

Those were the charges. I beat the living shit out of two punks (with a baseball bat) who were trying to steal my car, and in my state where castle doctrine rules and your vehicle is an extension of your home, these punks were fair game. Problem was, I kept bashing their heads in after the threat was neutralized.

No, but I admit that as a kid I once put some chocolate in my pocket when I was in a grocery store and nobody knows of this except myself and you guys.

Quite the daredevil there Ronaldinhohoho

>arrest

You come wiz me, Schwein

Where did Australia go?
Most relevant country

Indeed. In Brazil the smallest size jar of nutella can cost as much as R$20. If it fits in your pocket, and if your mom doesn't let you put in the shopping cart, then there's only one right thing you can do. And that is to tell her you're going to return it to the shelf and when nobody is looking you burry both hands deep in your pockets.

So I've heard... Wanna buy my old Xbox 360 for only $600? I'll throw in 2 controllers and CoD:4.

>2016
>still playing videogames
>not only that, it's also a fucking console

I'm gonna go to your house with a basket and put your Xbox in my basket, when you're not looking, i'll bury it in my pocket.
You'll be all like, "where did it go?!?"
I'll be like, "heh, got em".
You'll never see it coming

I haven't turned it on since 2010 and it was a Christmas present. Obviously, or else why would I be trying to sell you that when I could've tried selling you a new Xbone for more? Damn you dumb.
You probably have a good shot of blending in, I'm surrounded by gooks.

1. Burgerland
2. Yes, I called a frogposter dumb once

>tfw your getting sued by a jewish lawyer

Puerto Rico
Career criminal, never caught

Hey anybody got any tips on stopping the arrest.com sites? Mi hermano can't get a job man.

no

it got erased/dismisses

odd it looks dead to me...
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ANGOLA YOU STILL HERE?

usa
no

>me one day out with my friends
>see this guy selling a bunch of balloons
>lets just barrow it
>take the balloon but it ends up popping before fun stuff
>we freak out because we stole a balloon
>lived outside the city for a day
>gave ourselves up in the end
>mfw it was national free balloon day

nope :p

Technically no
But ive been caught breaking the law on more than one occasion

Bulgaria

Nope

I've had the chance many times, but decided to be a good goy.

Does an old lady telling me off because I stole candy from a grocery store when I was five count?

you sound like a cunt desu.

Hope 5 eyes have you marked as: "not a good person"

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2. I didn't rape anyone, I swear

No record. I've done things that could see me put behind bars for decades potentially. All because my government has the strange notion that some drawings aren't allowed to cross some imaginary line.

Not me personally maybe some of my ancestors did from what I've been told though probably not.

Unfortunate. In the visual novel community, a Canadian man was arrested and is doing some heavy time for importing an eroge containing loli hentai.

Okay, if we are going theoretical here. I could be in prison in a less FREE country for my particular favoring of certain types of drawn pornography.

Going to Canada soon and making sure my laptop is expunged of it, because being deported for that would be embarrassing.

1. Flag related.
2. If i did, there's no record of it.

be careful out there baby

criminal : working in a bank, Goldman-Sachs whose secret motto is "fuck the client".
This is criminal.

>my fucking face when North Carolina

I have literally never been more proud of the old North state than this moment.

no, I'm a decent person

As far as I know, the only illegal thing I've done is downloading music/games/films/series.

And even then, I usually buy later what I've downloaded liked.

I killed a hamster

>Burgerland
I have involuntary manslaughter on my record, killed a poor fucker in a car crash while drunk.

Yes, used to steal cars and kick their drivers on the floor then drive at full speed crashing into everything until the police chased me.

fuck, GTA San Antonio was a great game...

nah, I'm not a black favelado

are you a pardo favelado then?

Ive done drugs, have sex in public, stole clothes/candy, vandalized stuff, assault, thats all i can think of now

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2. Depends on what do you consider criminal

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2. yes

No sir

>Ive done drugs, have sex in public, stole clothes/candy, vandalized stuff, assault, thats all i can think of now
Same except for stealing. That's scummy m8 shame on you.

>vandalized stuff

good lads

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Went to jail once for possession of marijuana, underage possession of alcohol, and possession of drug paraphernalia. The case was dismissed after taking some drug/alcohol classes, taking a few "random" drug tests (my probation officer and I would schedule them ahead of time, she was pretty based), working community service, and paying attorney/court fees. At this point, I could get it expunged (the records of my arrest would be destroyed), but jobs where I live grow on trees, and I have a solid work history, so I don't see the point in paying the court costs for that.

Until you decide you want to go travelling you dumb fuck.

Pretty much this except for the assault and fucking in public part. I've never been arrested though.

As a man who just got out of prison today Im proud to proclaim I have a criminal past.

>stealing is scummy but assault isn't
Assault is potentially way worse.

Who cares if he stole from coles or whatever.

I stole a stick of gum when I was 12 once.

Nope, you're only a criminal if you get caught.

I used to steal garbage pail kids trading cards from a local mom n pop owned store

I would use the bubble gun that came with those cards to buy off friends on my street....my childish mafia fantasies were coming true


then mom n pop store owners got wise to me and put the packages behind their counter and my empire came crashing.

I was back to pleb in no time

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no, but i used to drive while/after drinking.


thanks for the flag m8

i guess i´ve done petty thievery like stealing games, food, electronics, been sprayin tags, lifting items when giving the weight and thus having to pay less and have been torrenting stuff for maybe 8 years + been in custody coz of police thinkin that public drinking´s a crime, nm else tbfh

No. But technically i am a rapist for having sex with my gf when she was 14 and i was 16. A friend went to prison when the parents of the girl found out and sued him. Since shes not old enough according to the law here, she cannot give conscent.

Don't you have "plus 4" rule?

"Hola hola,I would like to report a crime..."