Stereotypes that you have found to be true in your travels

Stereotypes that you have found to be true in your travels

The french really do stink

>The french really do stink
Preuves ?

So?
You probably stink too.

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The first romans was ruled by kings who was black. Tarquinius superbus the last black king of rome was overthrown by the whiteys who ruled rome for a couple of centuries. Until sulla the great black general overthrew the whiteys and exterminated them in the social war. Now blacks was running rome again and a whitey wasnt seen in the region again until it was sacked by alaric and the whiteys eventually killed or sent the black romans to africa. Julius caesar was black

>preuves
Levez le bras

Some people in Japan are so shy that they can't say the first name of the boyfriend/girlfriend.
My gf told me than her ex boyfriend used to call her "onesan" (big sister) because he couldn't bring himself to say her name.

I don't smell anything

Italians act far too masculine compared to what they can back up with muscle
The french really are snide, wine-drinking assholes with a catty, holier-than-thou attitude
Danes are extremely friendly but their women are very timid and nervous all the time
Canadians actually are mostly Asians. But so are people from Seattle.
Americans have terrible direction sense and know nothing about their country, much less anyone else's

Take the gruyere out of your mouth and try again

amen brother

I don't have gruyère in my mouth, actually it's roquefort
HAHAH SO WHAT NOW HAHAHAHA

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>can't say her name
>yet somehow ended up in a relationship

how
that dude should write a book

Truer words were never typed.

All of it.

Americans are very friendly and they smile a lot, love them

Working class Brits are fearsome barbarians in the flesh. I live in a town full of fierce transplanted Bosnian Serb tribesmen, but what they're capable of seems like nothing in the face of a group of Brit lads or football fans.

English people are dirty and they don't know anything about food.
Americans are mostly dumb, fat and ignorant.
Dutch people are arrogant german farmers.

Americans are actually polite but very - I mean VERY - superficial (at least those in the North)

違うよ

俺は本当の白人だよ

I once fingered a French girl and her stench remained for like a day in my fingers.

>tfw part french
>tfw have a fetish for smelly girls

disgusting bro

Americans are the loudest people I've encountered.

faggot

Hey the way you can tell you're meant for another girl is if you can tolerate her smell. Sorry that you'll never find your true mate bro.

It's true though. You are loud af. And not just your speech, but your body language is "loud", too.

You're a faggot too

You're kind of making their point for them.
>bet you call me a faggot

Shut up nigger

>nog on the left has a confederate flag shirt on

Top kek

I'm not judging anyone when I say that. It's just an observation. I get that this is what's normal in the US.

S-stop it

I know

OK
I apologize

Who washes their arms?

Germans are hard working (Obsessively so)
Italians are the opposite (Chill as fuck)
Japanese girls are incredibly cute when they try to speak english
Canadians are nice
Brazilians are really friendly

Americans are fat.

It's honestly getting kind of ridiculous. There's an extreme shortage of attractive people now. Everyone above the age of 25 looks like a troll. And millennials have some weird obsession with tattoos and gauges. If you take the average person from the 80s and teleport them to today they'd be a 10.

Where do you live? Because I see maybe 10% at best being visibly fat. This of course varies where you go, and things like black friday or public events brings them out of their home.

Ohio.

>flyover scum

Brits are cunts, Spanish folk are nice, Americans are nice and actually respect my country unlike stupid fucking brits that think they still rule the waves. But yeah, honestly people give Americans too much shit.

American whites are really friendly towards strangers

Italians are arabs in denial

Turkish males are human filth. Picture yourself an entire male population exclusively made up of english chav males, but brown, ultra aggressive and short instead - and you have turks.

I think all east asians I have met have been civilized overall, calm, intelligent.

>Picture yourself an entire male population exclusively made up of english chav males, but brown, ultra aggressive and short instead
Mexico?

Japs really like suiciding

scottish bantz are the real deal
people in the us south are almost exclusively fat and dumb but friendly to strangers

I've been in California and can confirm. They also thought I spoke German.

cuck

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From what I've seen Mexican males aren't that aggressive in general

Turks are like serbs but worse (crazy nationalistic, ultra macho culture, muslims freaks). These niggers would genocide their own best friend if they found out he was 25 % kurd.

> French national football team celebrating the win vs Germany

>From what I've seen Mexican males aren't that aggressive in general

>From what I've seen Mexican males aren't that aggressive in general
They're top lads most of the time

They seem calm t b h, at least compared to turks/arabs/serbs/kurds/nogs.

Sweden pls

> Implying that isnt Pogba in that dress
> Implying that white doll isnt griezmann hanging around the neck of Evra
> Implying the french team isnt nignog united

fixed

Americans talk about money a lot.
Germans are orderly and collective.
Spaniards are talkative and dramatic.
Romanis steal and beg and they're not even trying to hide it.
Frenchmen are arrogant.

ha, you wish you were that type of asian

traveled to a bit over 30 cunts now, here's my observations:

- Americans abroad: actually well behaved, afraid of being perceived as arrogant twats, etc.

- Canadians: fucking insufferable. LEAF bags, quasi nationalist, just make it stop.

- Britbongs: childish alcoholics, booze booze booze, drugs, drugs, drugs, and then pissing in random places in public. "lads on tour" meme is real.

French: "We hate people from Iles de France too". Provided they're not from there, okay. Got stuck on a flight in South East Asia behind a French guy wearing no deodorant, it was brutal.

Germans/Nordics: less autistic than you'd think, fund to chill with.

Mexicans: fun, also want to fuck most of the guys so yeah...

Brazilians: PLS COME TO BRASIL. "Beautiful country, run by idiots" (as if we needed to be told this)

Chinese: either full on tour group loud, bird like noises, or a apologetic, western educated, nouveau riche who hate their own.

Japanese/Koreans: shy as fuck, keep to their own.

Australians: half bogans, half world travelers (everyone seems to take a gap year to see the rest of the world)

Russians: Autistic. Fucking russian women on my flight to tokyo were sperging because they didn't realize that over head bin above your seat isn't automatically yours, and you can't just take people's shit out from it.

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The Swiss can be as loud or louder than Americans: they speak at full volume even when their fellow swiss is right next to them.

Here Americans are much liked, especially by builders and estate agents wishing to sell overpriced property.

French are generally rude and couldn't care about customer service, some Italians are like that too.

German women are wonderful, their men not really.

What?

>from what ive seen
Yeah, cuz we all know Sweden is the top vacay destination for beaners.

10/10 would have a drink with

I've seen too many Americans buying fake clothes for one lifetime.

>respecting bahrain

yeah, not happening

>fake clothes
What?

the go to downtown to buy fake clothes on the market

Finns ive ment tend to be quite quiet and reserved

>he can't handle Gary and the lads having a bit of holiday banter

Swedes - obsessed with status, wannabe americans
Finns - jocular and earnest
Norwegians - Swedes minus the bad parts
Danes - bro-tier, temperamental
Germans - autistic
Austrians - boring and autistic
Dutch - crypto-Germans, strange humour, brutally honest (some would say obnoxious)
Americans - ostentatious, eager to impress
Brazilians - chill, cynical about domestic affairs
Italians - either macho or cynics who like to engage in conversation about serious stuff (expect occasional rants about how dysfunctional italy is and how everyone is aware of it but no-one is doing anything about it)
French - sincere, don't feign an interest in stuff that doesn't seem compelling but their nonchalance thaws if you keep at it
Balkans - either unwittingly nationalistic (the genocidal brand) or Tito-style socialists
Spanish - annoyed without being aggressive

> Norweigans - Swedes minus the bad parts

Yeah, no. Norweigans might have a healthy skepticism towards immigration that we lack but they are also smug nouveau riche cunts that like to act superior because they got oil money

>Swedes might lack a healthy skepticism towards immigration that we have but they are also smug nouveau riche cunts that like to act superior because they don't have oil money

aussies are cunts

kiwis are cunts

Portuguese - Hardworking in a very particular way but whine and complain too much. Have low self-esteem and try very hard to make people like them and their country.
Spanish - Loud as fuck, won't stop talking, talk too fast. South is ruder and louder than north.
French - Arrogant if from big cities. Country folk are nice.
English - either alcohol or tea-tier. Either raging "LOL BANTER XD" lads shitting up everything or nice calm people who watch BBC Wildlife documentaries.
Dutch - Honest, serious.
Germans - Very organized, educated. Sometimes a bit autistic in their need of organization.
Swiss - Rude. Completely Autistic. Women are loud. Arrogant.
Croatians - Super chill and honest. Not into trying to impress people. Naturally charming.
Slovenians - Chill and cool.
Chinese - Very very nice and talkative if you engage in conversation with them.
Brazilians - Friendly, warm. Will always try to make you feel welcome.

Some are more stereotype than others i suppose.

I didn't find that true at all and I have a really good sense of smell.

Their coffee is just awful though, and waiters take forever to do anything.

>Mexicans: fun, also want to fuck most of the guys so yeah...
Fuck off you coal burner

Mexican are really short and ugly...

word, there's almost two different kinds of brits.

the calm and gentle ones who are smart and into things like science and art, then there are the boorish ones who booze a lot.

australians are mostly the latter kind imo.

Paris really does smell of piss.
There are no native English left in London.
German public transportation is ruthlessly efficient and clean.
Vietnamese actually eat dogs.
Most Americans are friendly if naively ignorant of things.
Australians are mostly either hipster 'world travelers' or total bogan cunts. I prefer the latter.

>Paris smells of piss
I only found this to be true of the public transportation centers.
A lot of the public restrooms were absolutely disgusting though.

>There are no native English left in London.
Well yeah. It's Polandon now :^)

>Australians are mostly either hipster 'world travelers' or total bogan cunts. I prefer the latter.
That's because you're probably a bogan yourself. Nice quints tho.

You have to wash your hands, bro

I know only one Norvegian, he is a c.uckold. It says a lot about your country I guess

>swedes
socially awkward and reserved imo. doesn't have a laidbackness, but it might be because i'm not white.

>germans
quiet, good guys. really well mannered and non-chalant. had a boss that was german once, if they are your superior they can seem quite terrifying because of how unemotional/serious they can be.

>americans
eh, seems like they are on edge all the time. like, on edge when they are polite, etc. i've met too many to generalize though.

>mainland chinese
eh, met a lot too at my school. 80% are shit, rude with childish attitudes and incredibly loud. they have no concept of public manners.

>hongkong chinese
generally alright.

>brazilians
met only students. either ashamed of brazil, or has a hardcore elitist/libertarian mentality.

>russians
practical people, most seem quite grounded in reality and have a get shit done mentality.

>koreans
rude as fuck, smokes constantly. quiet though and doesn't cause a scene, usually cool if you know them.

Argentinians are really entitled and think themselves as equivalent to Europeans

I only noticed this in certain metro areas. Never used the public restrooms though, so I can't say much there. Streets were fine though, but I spent most of my time in the Latin district. Listening to drunk people yell at each other and smash things all night is what annoyed the fuck out of me.

>socially awkward and reserved imo. doesn't have a laidbackness, but it might be because i'm not white.
Do most average Swedes really dislike your average non-white? I thought that was just a meme.

>inb4 le swede cuckold meme
I'm talking about reality.

Yeah I got that too, my apartment was pretty close to Rue St. Germain and we got a lot of drunk night people
Unfortunately I couldn't understand spoken French worth shit (I can speak it and read it pretty well), but every night was just [DRUNKEN FRENCH INTENSIFIES]

>Brazilians are incredibly friendly towards foreigners, specially if they are from a south american country

>Americans are loud and rarely bother speaking a second language while abroad

>Germans are autistic and never interact with locals

>The french and spaniards can't speak a word of english

>Brits are surprisingly friendly, though they drink a lot

>The chinese are fucking scum

>every night was just [DRUNKEN FRENCH INTENSIFIES]

Yes! Exactly!
The apartments I was in was off of Cardinal Lemoine, I think the street is called. So since it was just a little dead end street with the apartments at the end there would ALWAYS be people wandering around there. I had to have the window open at night too because of the heat, so there was really no escaping it. I can really only read French and speak very little, so I was pretty much in the same boat as you. Heard a woman moaning once, but everyone could probably hear me, so meh.

well dont your languages share a common root ?

uneducated ears could be forgiven for that mistake

both true

not worth it, trust me

What do you people shout at night

And why is canard roquefort so fucking nasty