Fuck Australia

Get me out of this country.

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t. Xiang Li Wong

Piss off then we don't want you.

Take the other half of Beirut with you

You're welcome in Russia.

To where?

Why not go to your neighbor

croikey

did you know melbourne is the largest greek city in the world outside greece?

Well meme'd

Give me enough money for a plane ticket and I'd surely fuck right off.

Thanks m8. Wouldn't mind living there.

Anywhere. Literally.

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How old are you? What's wrong with Australia? What ethnicity are you?

Be grateful you were born in a first world nation.

let kiwis get centrelink and we'll pay for your plane ticket

>How old are you?
21


>What's wrong with Australia?
No job prospects, terrible weather, terrible people, too far away from everything, expensive, housing is fucked. I could go on.

>What ethnicity are you?
Hungarian on my mother's side, Irish on my father's.

>Be grateful you were born in a first world nation.
We're going to be Greece tier soon.

Can't they get Centrelink anymore?

no

No but that's a classic case of NZ having knowledge of our country. Do you learn Australian history and culture at school lmao

Kek, can Aussies get WINZ payments still?

>Irish and Hungarian
Lmao fuck off shitskin

where do you think you are?

I think so

t. Nyoongah Pinjarra

German and Anglo mate aka superiority l.

Come on, when you leave where will you go? "Anywhere" is not an answer

>Come on, when you leave where will you go? "Anywhere" is not an answer
Wherever is easiest. NZ seems the easiest place to migrate for an Australian, but they're just as cucked by China as we are and I don't think I'd be able to get a job there.

It's just a pipe dream, anyway. I've already accepted that I'll never actually leave this place.

And you'll get paid a third of what you get now.

Unless you're actually going to move, your whining is useless.

Hey OP wanna change

I know I won't leave because if I can't even get a job here, then what are my chances anywhere else? Fuck all. A man can dream though.

Gladly. Even Zikaland is preferable to here.

heh sure thing sign me up

Even you would want to come back to Brazil within a few weeks, trust me.

nah im pretty sure i wouldnt

Why not?

Do the crocodiles have assault rifles

Fuck what a baby wah wah I was born in a first world country people would kill to be born in wah wah i can't get a job because I have no skills and am a worthless neet wah wah it's boring.

>country

it's an anglo penal colony


and you are there for the rest of your life....hehehe

Someone give this monkey an australian passport and one way ticket there

>and you are there for the rest of your life....hehehe


SOMEBODY WAKE ME UP AHHHHHHHHHHH

Hey OP wanna change?

Absolutely.

Just take a hammer to your ground harness already m8

OP you're a fuck wit but I somewhat agree with the people and price problem
everybody is a race traitor is this country
the gooks, the wogs, the nigs
and even the whites
everything is driven by money nowadays
imagine that

t. Zhang ching peng

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yet another quality gook post

There is nowhere on earth better than Australia. I'm surprised you would consider immigrating yourself, since Australia is a prime destination for immigrants.

The American Dream may be dead but the Australian dream is alive for anyone who can land on your golden shores.

>everything is driven by money nowadays

why do people think this is something new? The world has been driven by money for the past fucking 2000 years. It's arguably less driven by money now because basic necessities like healthcare are free if you want to use the public system.

>It's arguably less driven by money now because basic necessities like healthcare are free if you want to use the public system.

Turnbull and the Liberals want to move us to an American system.

mate, i sure don't remember shit shanks costing a million bucks and cost of shopping tripled since i was a kid

>Australian dream
Owning two properties? It's getting a bit out of reach these days...

New Zealand is much prettier.

>Australian dream
Kek, good luck trying to own your own home here.

Not only property ownership, friend. Impregnating an Australian woman and raising the next generation of Australians - a milestone for any potential immigrant.

w0t

who the fuck invited the kiwi srsly

Are you from the 1980s or something? Childcare is expensive and waiting lists are long. Nobody can afford to have kids these days.

Keep your d*mn Kiwi semen out of our women

Somebody clearly doesn't believe in the dream.

health care isn't free in any state

t. New Zealand Tourism Department on a proxy

t. Aussie shitposter on a proxy

t. Chen sue ping

t. Sensei Sakamoto

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NON-WHITES BTFO

I'm humbled you could think I would be Australian. As a New Zealand subhuman I'm not fit to drink a Queensland Bogan's piss.

One day I might be able to pay a people smuggler to get me to Wagga Wagga. If that day comes, I know my life will be complete.

t. Yuan qi xi

me on the left

dat anonymous cool cooooooool

>everybody is a race traitor is this country
This. What the fuck is going on in the younger generation. I wish we were more liek america desu.

As I like to put it:

Australia is great if you accept mediocrity and have no problem living just a bog standard boring suburban life.

Australia is a prison continent if you have aspirations, want culture and think there is more to live than just living a suburban life.

Australia probably has the best standard of living in the world outside of Scandinavia. The trade off sadly is, Australia is fucking boring as fuck, a cultural blackhole and completely and utterly culturally and economically stagnant, also enjoy internet 1/4th the speed of SubSaharan african nations and the most fucking nanny-state Government in the western world.

I'm not kidding when I say I felt like I had more freedom when I lived for 6 months in China, than in Australia.

Australia is ugly as fuck outside of the temperate rainforests, and even they are fucking hit and miss.

t. Chan ching pong

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Nobody is denying that one can live a comfortable life in Australia, but there's more to life than just making money. We're a dead-end suburban nation.

Move to Indonesia. You will get job, at least as a teacher. But you have to expect the unexpected and low your life standard.

True
But I'd still rather here than anywhere else :/

Come here. You can have my ssn

Come lets make a country together

>I felt like I had more freedom when I lived for 6 months in China, than in Australia.

Bullshit, I worked for 6 months in China. Its a cesspit full of ignorant peasantry too fucking stupid to realise how damned they are.

Aside from that, lifes what you make it and lets face it, you're probably not talented enough to unfuck yourself and just spend your time whining like a dog about 'poor first world problems'

>Muh culture

I hate this fucking meme, and it only comes out of the mouths of 20-something year olds from Melbourne too. Ahh yeah I wish I could have a gay pride parade marching down my street and sip on a $25 shot glass of coffee with a name that no one can pronounce. Most of the world outside of Australia is a shit hole, if you want "culture" then why don't you go dive into the Indian Ganges? Or maybe you can go eat a mosquito burger with some starving Africans? Stop being a whinging poofter, this country is pretty good.

t. clueless American

Australia and New Zealand are the places to be if you're a chink these days.

Its the tiny dicked whitebois who are suffering.

Objective truth bombs. Anglos have literally zero ambition or culture.

Don't get me wrong, they are great places to live, but there's no competitive urge or single-mindedness in the majority of people.

But, China is on the opposite end of the spectrum and I think that's too far.

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Nah, no thank you.
I've been to the States before, visiting my uncle in CA for about 3 months. I've got the chance to travel mid east and south west. I think the States are okay to people who fancy luxury and such, but I think I prefer to stay in my quiet tropical paradise here. Simple life.

>blaming Melbourne for everything
Obsessed

...

I am a software engineer on a 6 figure salary and rent in Sydney is still completely fucked for me. I can't imagine what it must be like for people on less than $50k. I am going to move to Taiwan where the cost of living is around a third of that in Australia and work remotely on an Australian salary. No bogans, no third-world-tier infrastructure, I can't wait.

Real talk though: How come you haven't already left?

Lack of ambition, talent- easier to blame the state for not babying them through life and handing them everything on a plate. That way they don't have to take any responsibility for their lives

You're probably right, but I'd really like them to answer me though.

This country is fucking shit
>Highest housing bubble on earth
>Everything is batshit expensive
>Crime and illicit drug use everywhere
>No infrastructure
>The worst government in the western world that actively sabotages development of technology and renewable energy

Sadly Australians can't go to decent countries because they're too busy paying off their highest mortgages on earth lol

>>Highest housing bubble on earth

> what is vancouver
> what is london
> what is paris

>culture
wew LAD guaranteed the average person sees their own country as lacking culture because it consists of everything you do on a daily basis

>nobody can afford to have kids these days
naturally that'd lower a countries population over time and solve the problem, but you wait and see if our government doesn't try to artificially push our population to 100 million by 2100.

and go where? The apocalypse will hit australia softly because we're so out of the way. We'll be at each others' throats over water but that's about it.

Are you fucking kidding? The amount of white girls I know (northern midwest USA) that embrace nigger culture he is astonishing. No one in my generation bats an eye at race mixing either

agree with everything except the drug part
even the most fucked up stoner and rave sluts are considered tame if we compare them to brits or americans

yeah i would say aus is pretty good if you wanna just live like a joe and have no ambition, if you're striving for greatness you're fucked

we don't really mean racing mixing, though there's plenty of that, we mean people selling their own people own, turning their backs to each other

I read and reread your post and don't understand what you're saying. Are you saying families are turning their backs on each other?

would people in Australia support freedom of movement with Bongs and other (white) commonwealth cunts?

yes mr fbi, we've started doing it all the time here too

For you and everyone else who thinks Australia is so boring, I made a thread... tell me what YOU think ISN'T boring? Because I sure think Australia is pretty cool and you guys don't realize how good you have it.

FUCK OFFFFFFFFF

Spoidahs keep things pretty interesting

Heh, Australia is the last 1st world country I would choose to live in, it really looks like shit