/asean/

CHINA SUPREME edition

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internet positif edition

MEYOR LOVES CHINA

MRT IMPROVEMENT WHEN?

I SICK OF THIS

PUTANG INA HINDI PA NAUNA SI MEYOR

just by a bike or move closer

How would we know if it's normal there and why would we care? Most don't care about crumpled money because only autistic elitist fagshit cares about that.

I crumple money to make people like you mad.

date pinoy and go exclusively for pinays y/n

It's not 大丈夫

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KISAMA!!

pls explain

Just empregnate them and leave.
They won't mind much desu.
So many single mothers here tbqh.

STOP LOOKING AT ME
NANDA!!

Why can't you keep a wallet and properly fold your bills like a normal person?
Is that too much to ask?

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I'm not a normal person.

Looks cute
Someone translate pls

や め ろ

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REEEEEEE.
At very least try to conform with them by doing the sane thing like folding money to maintain their crispiness.

KISAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>keeping a wallet
>not putting your changes, bills, and coins on different pockets to avoid snatching
Step it up boi.

>todayonline.com/world/asia/families-leaving-isis-malaysia-not-islamic-enough-says-top-anti-terrorism-cop

>Not putting it in your bra/undies/socks

>socks
Aha! I do this for large amounts.

>Their bra/undies/socks doesn't have pockets

abc.net.au/news/2016-07-12/philippines-top-lawyer-urges-more-killings/7588234
>be pinoy
>get shot
>get sprinkled by crack

sou desu ka

Want to know what the most dangerous road in Tondo looks like?

no one want to snatch my electric bill

Heh. I bet you guys are thinking how girls are lucky to have their own natural pockets for things to hide in.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I love asean
bye~

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Do not lewd the Kaede. Only I get ro do that.

>he likes Love Live

But I don't love the PRC.

Everything is DIEjobu

shine

Ever heard of the word boypocket?

TUSKIE!

not getting ALL THE POUCHES. Pic related.

>be quarter chinese president
>hates mainlanders
>fucks mainlanders over by winning a court case
>fucks mainlanders over by letting incompetent cops deal with hostage crisis
>pisses off mainlanders by strengthen the armed forces
Literally, a true patriot.

>are there people who actually thinking sucking dick is gay?
stopped right there.

Don't leak our plan, Snowden.

Allanwho Snackbars are delish. Hijab is for sluts.

my dad has a belt with a zipper inside where he keeps his money

Thanks, Dragon loon. I knew you anime taste is shite and cancerous.

???

>fucks mainlanders over by letting incompetent cops deal with hostage crisis
kek

Right tudung is more convenient than left tudung.

Why is the guy complaining to her

Because gets turned on by the left one more.

Nope, but I heard it from you.

too much skin, it's haram. They're going to chop her head off now and stone her corpse

They're talking about different type of hijab

>Left
>Tudung bawal
Iron for 5 minutes
Folding for 10 minutes
Adjustinb it takes 5 minutes

>Right
>Shawl
Takes 10 seconds
The guys says that she doesn't have to struggle to wear shawl, just wear tudung bawal, men likes it
"You think I wear this for men?"

The guy thought that the simple looking tudung bawal is easier to wear. This is akin to men saying I prefer girls without makeup when in reality those girls takes a lot of time to oull off the "no make up" make up look.

Why are British Muslims so violent? You don't need to stone her corpse m8, just chopping off her head is fine.

I like actual no make up. Make up tastes/feels weird.

Womyn have cleavage to stash some money.

They can jam it in your poonannies!

Line@ is going to be a paid service soon, how do you react to this?

Only Whatsapp is the one that matters

I don't use it so I don't care.

I really like SEA for some reason

Thanks, Yusuf.

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That's actually my grandfather's name

>shoving it in da bagina
that's what I thought

>大
A man wiith no dick
>丈
A man with one dick
>夫
A man with two dicks

You sure are obsessed with mandicks user

Reminder that /asean/ became slightly popular because our country did something as based as Our Lord Jesus. Be thankful.

I am a fan of the Philippines.

Im waiting for some fuckup our country does and inevitably makes people forget we ever did anything right again

>tfw Line@ accounts helped me through uni admissions with useful tips and updates

Literally why

I hope those nip jews isn't starting a new trend for social medias

WAREWARE WA OOOU DESHITA

Well, my mother used to stash some money in her cleavage conveniently sometimes, if she forget her wallet & doesn't have any pocket on her clothes.

Thank you Malaysia

I recently traveled you your fucking astonishing country and I cannot fathom the thanks, I have always been an avid traveler and regretted having to leave your country I have been to every single country aside from Zimbabwe and have never met anyone as friendly and selfless as yours. Just to give you an idea I dropped my wallet with nearly 3 grand pesos within it and one of you astonishing people followed and tried to catch up with me for 2 days and didn't even expect a single cent and tried to refuse me giving them a single ringgit. I cannot put into words my thanks for showing me the beauty and kindness of your country thank you so so much Malaysia and expect me back there really soon.

>nip
Line is gook.

only weaboos use that

This, what uni btw?

Line is Jap

Who the fuck gives his thank on a fucking country?

nope, it's nipshit
kakao is gook

>大丈夫
That's "Big Husband"

We will start winning now :)

Nah. Famous is Amos. *Tip fedora
youtube.com/watch?v=hQ-X5AqmjtE

>American cartoons
>French cartoons
>ISIS cartoons
>Malaysian cartoons
>Indonesian cartoons
>Japanese cartoons
>Singaporean cartoons
>Chinese cartoons
>African cartoons
>Brazilian cartoons
>no Philippine cartoons

I thank ameriburgers everyday for nuking japan so they would becum kawaii.

Really? From what I know Naver is Gook.
Line was created in Naver Japan. It got popular when Japan earthquake happened.

wah


lancau cibai lah you

Watch this fresh chink meme
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=uBDsmpxwYsA

Mabuti pa ang mga isla pinaglalabanan
eh yung pag-ibig natin?
#Hugot

>he didn't watch super inggo

>super inggo
>cartoons
That was more like a doodle m8

Butter maymay
youtube.com/watch?v=dZUVGtSouCc

>what uni btw?
UGM desu senpai

kingina mo bakla ka

Do you usually have dinner with somebody or have it alone?

with the family

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4 u

Nanking, who cares?
youtube.com/watch?v=7cufG2Dlxvk

Can't even fucking shitpost properly, like aa real Australian. He's so fucking butthurt everyone fucking cringes.

And instead of laughing at how butthurt he is, the PAP arrests him instead of saying "LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT, LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH", they arrest him because boohoo he criticized the PAP.

Again, it's not like Singaporeans are good at banter. All of them, myself included, are pretty cringeworthy. And we get butthurt so easily our entire opposition politics could be mistaken for fucking tumblr.

Yes, I mad.

>from a Chinese movie

Japan sure is proud of being depicted "strong" by other people.

>Mad
You lose