Canadians on Sup Forums

>it's a Canadian makes a cringy post with asterisks episode

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rt.com/news/347625-rape-sexual-australian-military/
breitbart.com/national-security/2015/11/05/study-pentagon-vastly-underreporting-military-male-male-rape/
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>a canadian replies to your post

>when an Israeli responds to your post

*making a cringy post*

>A Canadian says something to anybody

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>a fucking planar botanical choloroplast-filled growth used for photosynthesizing solar radiation and water into burnable carbohydrates

>a fucking seal of not being one's own sovereign master, but rather serving others that you do not wish to serve

A FUCKING FATTY
AHHAHAHAHAHA...HOLY SHIT
LIKE...AHHAHAHAHHAA..WHAT...THE....FUCK.........A FATTY!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD....HAHHAHA....JESUS.....CHRIST....MOHAMMAD....(PEACE BE UPON HIM)......AN...ACTUAL....FUCKING....FAT....AMERICAN....ON.....A......MOBILITY....CART....LIKE….LITERALLY….AN…ACTUAL……HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..”COUNTRY’S”….HEALTHCARE....WHAT….THE….ACTUAL….FUCK…..HAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...OH GOD....I'M.....I'M DYING....HAAHAHAHHAHA....I CAN'T....I CAN'T BREATHE.....HAAAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!
LIKE….WHAT…LE…FUCK….HHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…A..FUCKING…..AMERICAN!!!!!.....OF….ALL…HAHAHHAHAHHA…THE….THINGS….A…….FAT........AMERICAN!!!!!!!...HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..WHAT……WERE…..THEY….THINKING!!!!!!!!
LMAOOOOO….JUST….FUCK….HAHAHHAHAHAHA….MY…."""""""COUNTRY""""""…UP!!!!!!!!

> Pretty clear who your """""Country's"""""" master is....

*teleports behind you*
*shitposts*
heh....... nothin personnel....... kid.

>Boys forced to rape each other at Australian military schools
rt.com/news/347625-rape-sexual-australian-military/
>be australian
>join military to get buff
>get turned gay and effeminate instead
IT IS AN ESTABLISHED UNIVERSAL IMPOSSIBILITY TO EVEN PUT FORTH ONE'S EFFORT TOWARDS FABRICATING SUCH EXCREMENT AS THIS

>A Canadian trys to be funny

Canada's 2nd highest export is butthurt on Sup Forums.

You know what? I'm fucking sick of this fucking attitude Sup Forums in general has against Australians. You know why we "shitpost"? Because the rest of you post such pretentious pseudo-intellectual bullshit the only way worth responding to you is through trolling you dumbarses.
Did you know Australia is 2nd in the HDI index? THat's right, our nation full of people who half-arse literally every aspect of our work ethic is the 2nd best in the world, behind some fucking bjorns who struck oil. That's why we're arseholes. Because as stupid as we are, as drunk as we are, and as lacking in seriousness as we are, we know we're richer, happier and more efficient than your shitty country. And we're not even trying.

Study: Pentagon Vastly Underreporting U.S. Military Male-on-Male Rape; up to 15 times higher than reported
breitbart.com/national-security/2015/11/05/study-pentagon-vastly-underreporting-military-male-male-rape/

>be American

>You know what? I'm fucking sick of this fucking attitude Sup Forums in general has against Australians. You know why we "shitpost"? Because the rest of you post such intellectual arguments that the only way we can respond to you is through "trolling you hard xD"
>Did you know Australia is 2nd in the shitpost index? That's right, our nation full of people who half-arse literally every aspect of our work ethic is the 2nd best in the world at being annoying and sorta funny online, behind some japs leafs who are all anime nerds and autistic. That's why we're arseholes. Because as stupid as we are, as drunk as we are, and as lacking in seriousness as we are, we know we're poorer, sadder and less efficient than your pretty alright country. And we're trying. Hard. Please send help.

I hope this is counter-pasta and that you didn't just spend time rewriting all of that...

You've just been counter meme'd and let me explain why.
In addition to almost 7 years as a confessed meme addict, I have moderated the largest meme forum on the Internet (at over two hundred and fifty thousands subscribers) for over a year. I know my stuff. It's safe to say that I am one of the world's foremost experts on memes and in fact there is no one I can think of that has a meme resume as impressive as mine.
Now you may think me assmad but let me ask you, are you really still reading at this point? Why haven't you stopped? Is it because you are interested in what I, an Australian, have to say to you? The only reason you are reading my text right now is because I want you to. The only reason I wrote it is because I wanted to waste your time. I have that power from across the globe.
THAT is what it feels like to be memed

>americans
>being efficient

it isn't.
he really just wrote this.....

>I can't believe you spent 3 minutes on your response xDD what a loser
kek I'm sure both of your time is that precious

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>not simultaneously shitposting in 8 threads
sad!

>there is no one I can think of that has a meme resume as impressive as mine
You only merely adopted the dankness. I was born in it. Molded by it. I sexually Identify as a meme. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being uploaded onto the imgur website and linked into the reddit threads. People say to me that a person being a meme is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a computer scientist put my brain into my computer like johnny depp in transendence, equipping me with the dankest of pictures from the internet. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sir Danks-a-lot" and respect my right to meme from above and meme needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a memephobe and need to check your internet privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

only 4 right now desu lad

>only 8
>he doesn't shitposting lectures

ok Sir danks a lot
Nice try sweetie
it was a good attempt, really.
But it seems I have the upper hand. Yet again.

aussies are 10 times worse desu. people only claim to like them cuz of the shitposting meme. I much prefer canucks.

heh... are you... trying?... it's... almost too... easy!... you should really.... put some... effort... into your... attacks!
*slices you across back*

*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...

>See you on the boards...
You think this is over? I mean, that was a nice meme, kid, but here'd you get that? Reddit? Typical. For your information, I get all my memes from here on Sup Forums. You see, I hold myself to a much higher standard of meme creation other than that kiddy normie site, Reddit. Maybe someday the true art of memes and discover Sup Forums. But I'd find that highly unlikely considering your peasant mind is still stuck in low quality meming.

Next time, think before you meme

*A boomerang flies out and knocks away your mic and I come out on stage doing an epic free style*
FUCKIN STREWTH LAD, YOUR RHYMES ARE GREAT
BUT LISTEN HERE CUNT, THIS IS HOW IT'S DONE MATE
YOU MAY HAVE FREEDOM AND YOU MAY HAVE POT, BUT GET THIS CUNT
BE AMERICAN, GET SHOT

*I shoot the mic out of your hand and I run to pick it up while you're getting over your temporary PTSD*
AUSSIE TRYNA BE THE MAN, DANK ON THE MIC
BUT SEE EM RUNNIN FROM MY MEMES, YEA, DEY IN A FLIGHT
NOT EVEN TRYIN BUT IM GETTIN MONEY AND HOES
ALL THE ROOS IS GETTIN IS SOME GAY ASS BLOWS
DEY LAYIN DOWN DA BANTZ ON MY NORTHERN NEIGHBOR
DON'T TRY N FUCK WIT US, YOU'LL GET DAT BIG /CUM/ FLAVOR
DON'T TRY N FUCK WIT US, BITCH, OR YOU'LL GET HURLED
IMA WARN YOU NOW, MAN, IT'S /CUM/ AGAINST THE WORLD

what the FUck did you UJust say about those CANADIAN broskies you INSHAMALLAH faggot Ill let you FUCKING know THOSE CANucks non-cCUSKCS make the BEST youTUBe videos and the world, Not to MENTION BRET THE nOT SHIT MAN'''' HART and OTHER QUAlity WERESTLERS YOU bitch ASS MOTHERFUCKER TWIG BITCH BOY BOTTOM Ill fucking ENTER you Youre BEING an ASSHOLE You know what I do TO assholes I LICK EM I WILL DO IT TAKE Youre BUM to POUND TOWN bitch WHile quoting the ROCK IF YOU SMELELELELE WHAT THE DAWAYNE JOHNSON'S JOHNSON is COOKING? ITS CUM AND THATS THE BOTTOM (BITCH) Line BEcause STOne cold Steve AUStin said SO BROTHER I AM a real AMerican fight for wjhats RIGHt for everyman I AM a real american FIGHT for HWta sright fight FOR YOUT LIFEEEE

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Good one, really, good one m8

ngl like 20 to 30% of these posts are mine