Explain the posters cunt banter method above you

Explain the posters cunt banter method above you

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no, you

DUDE I FUCKED YOUR MOM WEED LMAO *FARTS*

dunno

>goes into proxy mode and pretends to be a self hating american

>Mexico
>get cucked by Spain

demented broken english rants

POOO

What banter method?

lads LADS
laaaads

la

maise

cara

*BRRRAAAAAPPPP*

>Unnecessary use of greentext and cuck calling

If you always ate Japanese food, you'd lost weight.

Pretends to be Japanese and intentionally types broken English to fool everybody, but doesnt. In actuality fat white weeb

very bad thread

hue HUEEEE

hue

bunda

hue

Lots of hueing and lots of self-hate

Acts superior and pretends his country could do no wrong
Constantly makes thread of a tier-chart with his country in God-tier

*tips antennae*

Ben sahte Türküm

bump

korea is bad they lik pedofiles and insest

whatever this is

top tier, brit banter on steroids with a twist of finn level funposting.

>I do not know where I am on the morning of the fish

Claiming to be a vibrant part of the skandi community despite being hated by all other skandis

>post Thatcher's pictures to argies

>get BTFO
>spam a hundred threads of the same old meme they've always been spamming
>everyone follows the Australian and is hailed as the banter king

>be Australian
>get emue'd

> hurr muh poor engrish skills haha i am now a meme

This might not be a banter actually but truth.

ayy cyka blyat

Accuse Koreans of being derivative of the Chinese. Diss kimchi. Be respectful to other posters, with the occasional outburst against creepy American piggus who are defiling Nippon.

WAIT A MINUTE CUNT
*swats flies*
ARE YOU SAYING
*buys a carton of VB*
FUCK ME MATE
*loses war to birds*
ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME
*genocides natives*
OI CUNT
*Glasses his girl*
I SAID OIIIII CUNT
*Takes a sickie*
ARE YOU TELLIN ME
*Gets drunk on a wednesday*
FUCK OATH CUNT, ARE YOU TELLIN ME
*Hides in the toliets to rack up overtime*
ARE YOU FUCKIN TELLIN ME
*Does donuts in his work ute*
LISTEN TO ME MATE
*Bashes a leb*
FUCKIN LISTEN
*Goes shopping barefoot*
ARE YOUS CUNTS
*Eats sausages in bread for dinner*

How are you going to exterminate weeaboos, Japan?

>asking whether the one using Australian flag is a Chinese or not

FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG


FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG


FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG


YOU ARE GROSS


YOUR SKIN IS GROSS


FUCK
OFF


FUCK
OFF


FUCK
OFF


GROSS CUMSKIN


BIRD SHIT SKIN

FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG


FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG


FUCK OFF WHITE SLUG


YOU ARE GROSS


YOUR SKIN IS GROSS


FUCK
OFF


FUCK
OFF


FUCK
OFF


GROSS CUMSKIN


BIRD SHIT SKIN


FUCK OFF


GROSS CUMSKIN


FUCK OFF


FUCK OFF


YOUR SKIN IS GROSS


FUCK OFF


DISGUSTING CUMSKIN


FUCK OFF

I can't distinguish Slovakia with Slovenia

AUTISM THE THREAD

Ya gotta good chuckle out of me

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You just bantered yourself.

Sapık

Article 301 is an article of the Turkish Penal Code making it illegal to insult Turkey, the Turkish nation, or Turkish government institutions. It took effect on June 1, 2005, and was introduced as part of a package of penal-law reform in the process preceding the opening of negotiations for Turkish membership of the European Union (EU), in order to bring Turkey up to the Union standards.[1][2] The original version of the article made it a crime to "insult Turkishness"; on April 30, 2008, the article was amended to change "Turkishness" into "the Turkish nation". Since this article became law, charges have been brought in more than 60 cases, some of which are high-profile.[3] The Great Jurists Union (Turkish: Büyük Hukukçular Birliği) headed by Kemal Kerinçsiz, a Turkish lawyer, is "behind nearly all of Article 301 trials".[4] Kerinçsiz himself is responsible for forty of the trials,[5] including the high-profile ones.

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teşekkürler

>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on Sup Forums
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 6
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>6 1 0 2

The article currently reads as follows:[8]

A person who publicly denigrates the Turkish Nation, the State of the Turkish Republic or the Grand Assembly of Turkey and the judicial institutions of the State shall be punishable by imprisonment from 6 months to 2 years.
A person who publicly denigrates the military and police organizations of the State will too receive the same punishment.
Expressions of thought intended to criticize shall not constitute a crime.
The prosecution under this article will require the approval of the Minister of Justice.
Before amendments were made to Article 301 on April 30, 2008, the article stated the following:[8][9]

A person who publicly denigrates Turkishness, the Republic or the Grand National Assembly of Turkey, shall be punishable by imprisonment of between six months and three years.
A person who publicly denigrates the Government of the Republic of Turkey, the judicial institutions of the State, the military or security organizations shall be punishable by imprisonment of between six months and two years.
In cases where denigration of Turkishness is committed by a Turkish citizen in another country the punishment shall be increased by one third.
Expressions of thought intended to criticize shall not constitute a crime.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Article_301_(Turkish_Penal_Code)

>be Turk
>get diabetes

>what is satire

>Be Japanese

>Lose your virginity to a body pillow

>be Japanese
>women get fucked by ugly English teacher

>Romania
>get cucked by Hungary

>be American
>go to Wal-Mart
>there are no fatcarts
>have to walk a mile down the potato chip and soda aisle just to get a gallon of milk to go with your smuggled kinder surprises
>shit your pants
>it drips down your leg to the floor
>slip in your own shit
>can't get back up
>lay there in your own shit surrounded by 10 lb bags of potato chips
>reach over and open a bag of Chicken and Waffle flavored Ruffles and eat them until help arrives
>get halfway through the bag
>decide to eat a kinder surprise
>you begin to choke on it
>can't reach the 30 pack of Coca Cola
>you see a woman on the horizon
>you manically wave your arms around to signal for help
>she panics and shoots you, and the shock dislodges the kinder surprise from your throat
>she then calls the police and tells them you were assaulting her and she defended herself
>police arrive
>they shoot you again
>notice the illegal substance you were consuming
>flip a coin to decide whether to shoot again or not
>doesn't matter, they do it anyway for good measure
>they load you in an ambulance
>take you to the hospital
>the surgeons remove your right foot on accident because of a mixup with your paperwork
>then they remove the bullets and patch you up
>release you from the hospital
>you speak to a lawyer about your missing foot
>the best he can do is a settlement out of court for $15,000 because they found that you had Diabetes and you would eventually lose your foot from poor circulation anyway
>finally get the bill from the hospital
>it's just over $200,000, not including the ambulance ride
>you see a psychiatrist who diagnoses you with depression and autism
>he prescribes 17 different pills to treat them
>you die of Diabetes complications 6 months later
>your kids inherit your debt
>they go out to send a payment through the mail
>they get shot

How in fucks name do you have time to research this? shouldnt you be out fighting for your right to put mattresses on boats and eat lard and call the other guy a provocateur while nato saves your ass?

It's actually the opposite

>be americlapistan
>clap

You've got darker skin than North Europeans (especially the ones with blond hair and blue eyes).
Are you actually Europeans?

Pretend to not be Arab while he is Arab.

>be spainard
>country so shit not even refugees want to migrate there
>country so shit the only other country you can make fun of is Portugal
>be neighboring country with Portugal
>get blown up

It's an old copypasta lad, almost certainly made by another Australian funnily enough. A good shitposts know no borders.

No, we are a mix of arab/berbers and sephardi jews.

>he

Check your privilege Pierre

>be turkroach
>leech off the success of Ottoman empire

>meet an American
>recommend diet to him

>be american
>speak spanish

fucking kek

>be american
>support blacklivesmatter

Mexican Spanish could get popular someday.

How's the revolution coming along m8?

SOUTH AFRICA IS NOT SHITHOLE I SWEAR FUCK ZIMBABWE

>fucking homicide rate

It will. More people speak spanish in the US than in Spain thanks to based mexicans.

>shits on other chinks constantly, especially Korea
>uses a lot of name calling

>be turkroach
>pretend genocide didn't happen

stalin did nothing wrong

>fucking suicide rate

Even Turkey could pass Russia in GDP. It's very hopeful.

TURKEY IS NOT SHITHOLE I SWEAR FUCK ARMENIA

>be american
>browse Sup Forums in the cuckshed while your wife gets blacked

>be USSR
>muh strong economic power
>collapse
>Russia was born
>be passed by Japan, Korea, Canada, and Australia in GDP

>SOUTH AFRICA IS NOT SHITHOLE I SWEAR FUCK ZIMBABWE
what? Seffrica's a fuarkin shithole and a half m8. Mugabe's the devil.
I wouldn't recommend fucking the homicide rate, m8. You'd get quite irate.

That's Sweden yo

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Y u keep bullying meh

>be turkroach
>gets his memes wrong

They could still wipe your pitiful existence off the face of the earth without any effort.

Is Sweden the U.S of Europe?

What's Japan's beef with Russians? (is it the squats?)

Japs are cruel by nature.

>memes

Its reality americlap

there is no need to be upset

America u r greatest Eastern ally pls remember that always

Kebab are more brilliant than Russians.

@62036765

>he associates memes with the real world

No one ever said Turkroaches were smart

Your country could get taken over by Mexican, and Spanish could become official language instead of English.

@62036909

>implying SJWs don't run his cunt already

Face the music Amerifat

Sorry I know little Turkish. But I can answer yes (evet) or no (hayıl)

first grade tier banter with shitty english to complement it

banzer like portuguese cuisine : pretty salty

t. Albert Barbossa