What is Polish culture like? Is it a rich culture?

What is Polish culture like? Is it a rich culture?

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>Polish culture

Ask ur mum

it ok

It's top tier if you don't count the bydlo

inb4 hussars

What exactly do you mean by culture?
History? Language? Customs? Cuisine? Shared values? Relations with other cunts?
Specify please.
t. rightful British clay

So.
Our country was first catholic kingdom in region( anno domini 966). We spreaded christianity to East. We created russia.
We had Kopernik( guy who created heliocentrism ), krzysztof kolumb (polish guy hired by spain, guy who discover america), Chopin ( greatest pianist in modern history), Maria sklodowska Curie ( she found radioactive isotops ).

woah woah woah
aren't you forgetting something, lad?

lolis & plumbers

I guess I'll dump some stuff

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>Christopher Columbus (/kəˈlʌmbəs/; Italian: Cristoforo Colombo; Spanish: Cristóbal Colón; Portuguese: Cristóvão Colombo; Latin: Christophorus Columbus; between 31 October 1450 and 30 October 1451 in Genoa – 20 May 1506 in Valladolid) was an Italian explorer, navigator, colonizer, and citizen of the Republic of Genoa.

WE WUZ EXPLORERS AND SHIT

yes

I'm here for the kurwas.

>krzysztof kolumb (polish guy hired by spain, guy who discover america)
top łeł
There's no shame in butthurt about Katyń

here you go

Thank you Mr Polska.

have a qt singer
youtube.com/watch?v=NlSm_JL1das

>Mr Polska

Unironically the stage name of a Dutch-Polish rapper

here we have typical Polish facial features

kek what
post proofs

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Here we have a rare example of a Polish cartoon, unknown to foreign audiences.
As a matter of fact it's unknown to majority of Poles as well, because Poles are fucking stupid and can't appreciate the good things that happen to appear in their country. Too bad, it was pretty cool.

Here we have a thunderstorm in a gommieblock district. Tbqh even gommieblocks can sometimes be quite comfy.

>lech
>not zubr
lech is from poznan
only hipster wankers come from poznan

żubr is shit

exactly

Here we have the mountain-dwelling Poles, Górale. They are very crafty people and make a shitton of monies on tourists.
gas station beers > lech > żubr > tyskie > shit > żywiec > perła > regional beers (generally, some are shit) > kraft beers (generally, some are shit)

>Polish
>rich anything

God damn it I haven't fapped to Kasia in years. Shame she doesn't do hardcore.

Here we have a Polish treat, ptasie mleczko. It's a foamy marshmallow covered in chocolate. It's nice.

my whole family from mothers side are Gorals, even speaking some language but it just sounds like polish to me

Here we have a Polish sklep. According to certain sources UK has more Polish skleps than Poland.

it's more like the accent/dialect rather than language

why are polish girls so incredibly qt while polish men are so ugly?

ten filename ty huju

we have great cities

>guy who discovered america
yeah, no, he didn't

>Is it a rich culture?
It is, but sadly it is overlooked by imbeciles who spend their time ... oh why the fuck do I bother at all, it's not like you're really interested in the first place you cunt.

PS. she does have a perfectly formed region of interest to men.

And here is our infamous Jesus statue. It is officially the biggest Jesus in the world, maybe aside from the one in heaven. Some suspect we hide nukes in it.
In your face, Brazil.
Actually they are one of the few minorities in Poland that speak their own dialect. It's all Vlach culture after all.
Yes?
It's a meme. There's plenty of ugly cunts in here, and plenty of handsome man as well.

>we have great cities
Despite the self-hating Łódź menes we actually do, but then again the comfy landscapes, fields, forests, mountains, and lakes is where Polan's byuti is at.

why does everyone on this board hate Bolan with a passion?

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thats a cute little anthill, now why dont you try getting that actually close to god

Because watching their reaction to it is quite fun tbf

Here we have a gorge. It's kind of spoopy, but also kind of pretty. There's a shitton of them in Poland.
Yes. Step it up, Pedro.
Combine arguably one of the most tragic histories of European nations and a brutal loss of all kinds of relevance with extremely obnoxious and autistic posters hailing from ultracancerous Polish chanosphere and the results are obvious.

>this cunt has impregnated Emily Blunt

no one hates them, it's just fun to troll them because they are so autistically nationalistic and insecure

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christ_the_King_(Świebodzin)
>It is the tallest statue of Jesus in the world.
JEBUS SMASH

??????

Theirs has a cape. I like it

And here we have the conflict between Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth (in case you didn't know, we merged into a single country for a while) and Ottoman Empire in a nutshell. These were the glory days of our cunts, but as usually no good deed goes unpunished, and soon after our brave kebab removal operations, according to the old Polish tradition of getting stabbed in the back by our former allies, we got stabbed in the back by our former allies and then partitioned. It's one of many sources of Polish butthurt, although it was largely caused by Poles themselves and their clumsy politics.

>Poland has one of the richest histories and culture in the world
>people on the fucking internet only rave about how they love how xenophobic they are

What a time to be a P*le.

Sorry if my posts start to lean towards /his/ territory, but how can you have culture without fuckhuge battles?
You may or may not know that Poles used to have very good relations with France, and were extremely devoted to based Napoleon, since he promised them a free country after the war with Ruskies. Napoleon Bonaparte is mentioned in Polish anthem to this day.
Spaniards probably heard about the (in?)famous charge of Somosierra, where Polish cheavux-legers zipped through Spanish defenses and captured the fortifications that were considered uncapturable. It is said that Napoleon said "Lessez faire aux Polonais" (Leave it to Poles) before the charge, although it is not known whether he meant it as a joke or not. Either way, after a reckless, or even suicidal charge the attack resulted in retreat of Spanish troops.
Unfortunately Napoleon didn't win the war and Poles had to weak overall 123 years to regain their freedom as a country. That means there were several generations of Poles that were born and died in a world with no Poland on the map.
Fun fact: one of the very few countries that officially didn't accept Polish partitions was Turkey, whom ass we used to kick just few centuries back. A very based gesture, best rivals.

>We created russia
ahem

>Lewandowski
>Joseph Conrad
>Chopin

Europe BTFO

This isn't something to proud about tbqh fąm
>Poles had to weak
*Poles had to wait
Well, I'm getting sleepy now, but in case the thread doesn't die till tomorrow I'll be happy to continue my autistic anecdotes. Have some pierogi as a farewell.

Post qts

Just thought I'd let you guys know that zubr means dick in Arabic

catholics, labor crises, vodka, sexy women, pierogi, talking about how great p*land was in the first millenium, etc.

Is the mall girl culture a real thing? I learned in a sociology class that there are these " mall girls" in Poland who have sex with men from or around major malls so they can get them to buy expensive things for them.
They don't considerconsider themselves prostitutes but more like sugar babies I guess.

No, but there are 10 dollar hookers in the USA on every corner.

> asking about culture
> posting probably only one well known Polish porn slut, which additionally doesnt do hardcore

"Galerianki" is a fictional movie, you idiot. Is "Independence Day" a proof that aliens exist? I am in mall everyday after work and i never seen any "mall girls", they are a fictional character from the movie. But we have sponsoring just like every other country on this planet: student girls who need money find older guys, suggar daddies, who support them financially and buy expensive things in exchange for sexual services. But this is a mwrgin of society anyway. Social researches prove that this kind of relations like sposoring is much more popular in Western countries than here.

margin*

Is The Witcher popular there. Does everyone play it. It is the only thing I know about contemporary Poland.

I get that sponsoring and sugar daddies are a thing everywhere but these girls are mostly teenagers still in high school who come from bad families. Elsewhere(like the U.S.), it's mostly college girls.
Apparently, these mall girls don't have a problem having sex with men in the mall in return for expensive clothes . Not money just clothes. Of course they aren't a large section of the population but I'm saying their behavior seems a bit distinct from other sugar babies.
mobile.nytimes.com/2010/03/05/world/europe/05iht-mall.html

You fuckintg moron, it is a FICTIONAL movie. It is not based on true story, whole screenplay was made in head of one feminisg woman who was also a director of this movie. I live in this country from birth, i visit malls everyday and i never seen any fucking "mall girls".

>you will never be polish

do polish women age like russian (i.e. babushka @ 30)

why are slavs so analshattered all the time? You could have just said
>I've never seen one and the only reference to it is a shitty movie
But no you had to go on some malnutrition inspired sperg rant

feminist*

Hm it's actually a documentary based on research they actually did in Warsaw. Look, I'm not saying it's common; it's probably only a few poorslut with no morals but it definitely happens. Atleast in malls in the Capital it seems. The woman who made it didn't seem very feminist since she was mostly concerned with how immoral these teenage girls were acting
What's your problem anyway? Too afraid to admit that your country's youth is slowly slipping towards degeneracy?

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It wasnt made on any fucking research, this feminist bitch maybe claimed so. It was completely made up, such girls dont exist in Poland. They dont exist even in my city which is poorer than Warsaw. If girls want to find a sponsor, they use Internet for it and special sites, not fucking malls. BTW, it is very interesting phenomenon that Poland makes tens of very good movies, but only extremely shitty one artistically supplying a fictional story about non-existent sluts makes its way to main western leftist newspapers like NYT. It is you who is degenerate, not we, dirty fuckers. There are incomparably worse thinga lls happenings in your country everydaym USA is the biggest producer of child porn in the world but your shitty media must focus on fictional and non-existent provlems created by sick feminiwt slut in Poland where over 90% of society is catholic

>Too afraid to admit that your country's youth is slowly slipping towards degeneracy?
Not him but I don't think you'd hear a Pole who wouldn't bitch about it.

I'm a oldfag and the youth now is even worse than my generation and my generation was pretty much shit. The worst part of it is that the ~ 20 year old nowdays think they're entitled to everything and even their betters should jump around them and serve them while they do nothing. Truly disgusting.

The funny part is that even if I'd answer OP seriously I'd get memes in respons and even if I didn't most of 4chin has no idea what culture is because it's a very americanized board and people mix up culture and pop culture all the time.

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what are people from Szczecin like? Are they rightful German clay?

rip kasia

Childporn is a big part of it.

So this is considered normal? The bitch looks half mental

>blue lipstick
>half mental
think you meant full

The Witcher has some deep lore inside user

>dat american tier
Biggest """""Jesus"""""".

hail gondor

PERŁA KURWA JAK MOŻNA TO PIĆ ALE SMRUT

Just look her up....

>Poland has one of the richest histories and culture in the world

Poles actually think that.

Kek.

It's a fact but you'd have to actually travel to know it. Muh heritage americans from a company we cooperate with nearly shit their pants from excitement when they visit my city and we go to taverns, castles or when they see the differences between their pop culture and our culture.

>I'm a oldfag and the youth now is even worse than my generation and my generation was pretty much shit.

meanwhile every generation in my country is better than the previous one.

They fuck tourists for 30 euro now instead of 10? :D

No.

For one, they aren't communists now.

The country is extremely foggy and they twice served me tomato soup that didnt taste very well but i ate it all out of courtesy

You fucking murrican impoverished animal, USA is biggest producer of child porn in the world, also per capita, google it. Second Jew-ruled country in the world: Russia is secone biggest producer of CP.
Poles practically dont exist even in traditional porn.

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Poles get demoralized mainly after moving to your filthy and degenerate countries, not here.

i have a polish friend who keeps succulents in his house what is it with poles and succulents

I've seen some that age well but they don't smoke / drink.

>20 year old nowdays think they're entitled to everything
I'm an old fag too, but that is just some typical old fart bullshiting. Believe me, when you were 20 you looked as much "entitled" in the eyes of older people