Whats your opinion on italian american?

Whats your opinion on italian american?

>not italian enough to be italian
>too italian to be anglo saxon white american

i think you're shit with all that gabagool and guido jersey shore shit,fuck you

OOOOOOOOOOOHHH

That's a new jersey thing we don't all act like that

Americans ethnicities are like the races of some shitty soft sci-fy or fantasy novel. They come in all kind of weird and different forms and the author would try to exagerate some particular trait to make them stand out to each other, but in the end they're all pretty much the same thing.

t. Mike "The Situation"

I have nothing in common with an anglo saxon/germanic white though

>a mexican
>white

the Italians I saw in italy look whiter than italian americans desu

Most of us come from the south or sicily

>inb4 people start offending southern italians for no reason

Are you a mobster?

FUCKIN QUEERS

I hate the fact that you glorify mafia and think it's part of the Italian culture, when people here fear it and some gave their life fighting it

Hollywood glorifies it, and we had tons of italian american police die fighting it here too. Organized crime is "sexy" , and italians did it the best.

Italian americans are the best lolis in movies

I don't think that's ever been made this comment in a thread of this type, I am a pioneer

>Organized crime is "sexy" , and italians did it the best.
That's exactly what I'm talking about. No one in Italy thinks organized crime is "sexy", most people see mafiosi as scum and assassins, the ones who don't are people associated with them like politicians.

None of them are more than half Italian and some have very little Italian blood, like Christina Ricci.

a pioneer of autism

muh heritage cringe

Its more than just heritage, besides I live in a country discovered and named after an italian.

t.errone

You're just a regular American with special snowflake syndrome. Or making a muh heritage ruse. Or both.

if you half italian half german/anglo whatever you are pretty much 'white'
it's not the 19th century anymore

So you admit that you're not white?

No one is full blooded anymore, excluding elderly

>aaaayyyyy papa jonny we gotta getta da babagool aaa capische

Who says I want to be "white"? I'd rather just be considered italian descent. Whites to me are weak and cucks.

This guy is pretty cool

>nobody in Italy thinks organized crime is "sexy"
Maybe that's why your movies are so boring

They made some nice movies decades ago

Never met one I liked and being so caught up in being a three-generations-removed gabagooler is repulsive in its pretension.

Who are the bigger muh heritage fags Italian-Americans or Irish-Americans? Which are more annoying?

I think they are absolutely pathethic. I especially crigne when i watch some american show and people say shit like they have Italian heritage so they are good at cooking

I used to dislike them, because I too believed in Hollywood Stereotypes and all the "they bring shame to us real italianz!1!"

But then I grew up. Most of them are just normal chill americans with an italian sounding surname somewhere in their genealogic three.
I still want to meet a cute italian american girl with the muh heritage syndrome so that I can use my italianness to do things so immoral that I'd be excommunicated lol