I could literally today go to Thailand (Pattaya, Patong...

>I could literally today go to Thailand (Pattaya, Patong, Bangkok) and hire an attractive gf for as long as I want to and have sex with her and hold her hand and hug her and kiss her etc and she would pretend as if she enjoyed it and it would appear genuine

Does this scare anyone? I mean I'm a virgin loser who never had a gf, never even had a girl show the slightest interest in me and practically been the lowest kind of status a man can have in this country for all my life. And it would all change just if I went there and I would be a rockstar. I could have her soft skin against mine as she moans on my cock and this is not a pornofantasy but reality, it could literally be real and it could be real in 3 days if I wanted it to.

Shocking really to take it all in.

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>Thailand
and then you find out she has dick.

do it senpai

It wouldn't be real and asian women are ugly as fuck

Why Thailand? Germany is so close and it's full of whores.

>Be me
>31 years old
>Virgin
>Never had gf

It is real

It's different. In Europe you pay for sex, in Thailand you hire a gf. You don't walk into a brothel, fuck, then leave (well you can do that aswell) but instead you go to a bar, drink and flirt and hang out then you bring her home (pay the bar a little) and just pay her in the morning afterwards. Then she will keep wanting to hang out with you and you can choose to do it all summer. Eventually she will stop asking for money and you can just buy her stuff/food instead and finally she will want to marry you.

but then you are that guy with asian gf

Why don't you go to Portugal or Spain? They never see blonde guys on the streets. They love Nordics.

Sounds materialistic and fucked up.
Is that the kind of relationship you want?

Spain is full of blondes, dunno about portugal

>Change your life my friend
>You're in brazil
>Join a gym
>Learn how to grapple

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Why betray your swedish ancestors? Hell seger

So, you want a gold digger?

I'm sorry, and also already in a 3rd world country. I heard a Brazil user say that girls over there literally help you lose your virginity though and that it's seen as a fun thing rather than a shameful thing. Was this just bullshit?

Well first of all I'm bald. Second of all they don't really. No girls like nordic guys (ofc photo model Thor lookalikes excluded) because we're generally shy, beta and socially weird compared to other men. Also we're not really good looking. Thai girls don't like us either, make no mistake, they like our wallets.

It's better than nothing. Plus it evolves into real love eventually. Back in the days marriage was always arranged and it usually ended up working just fine. This is no different.

Yes

They're actually Finnish and Russian, my ancestors but hell seger my friend

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Brev rumpa Sven
Me love you long time

Are you nej nej? didn't you kill yourself?

if you get an asian gf get a chinese one. if you marry into a chinese family that gives you access to parts of the chinese market that you usually cannot invest in as a foreigner. mad opportunity for cash. I know someone who is pretty much rich because of that(and because he got a bunch of assets from his father in law for tax reasons).

Nej
I rarely went to svrigetraden nowadays

Isn't rape pretty big in Sweden? Just paint your face in brown and get yourself some prime white pussy, no one will give a shit.

I want sex so much right now, I'm actually feeling physically sick. Being a virgin is not a way for a man to live, learn from your alpha black and arab neighbors - when you need something, just take it.

pls post your butt again

asking for a friend

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't get any. Why would it be any different?

Impossible, there are no brazilian virgins older than 18.It is literally unfeasible, you would need to have a incurable chronical disease to have a chance of pulling that off.

One day Sven
I'm going to sleep now

Are you dense? They're prostitutes, of course I would get it as I got money.

He hasn't paid for it in his country, why would it be any different in monkey island?

because for a swede it is practically free?
the statistics speak for themself, there have even been proposals to limit the amount of foreign (thai) women married because it happens so often.
there's also not just men going to thailand for it, there's alot of seasonal workers from thailand used as cheap labor who get picked up.

Come to Brazil
We have a plenty of big ass sluts

You know what's worst?

I used to have someone that actually enjoyed to do these things with me.

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But this Turk is fucking Anna? WTF is wrong with you and how can you be worse than a Turk.

Eventually she will stop asking for money
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everyday i lose more and more respect for sweden.

they have great science and contribute things to the world, but i'm almost certain they are functionally retarded and autistic.

all of SEA makes me sick to my stomach, except maybe vietnam

This Turk is actually handsome.