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I'm so fucked up...

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okay morons, anything of relevance to report, besides chinese cartoons?

Can someone lewdpost please

Like what? Currents events or something?

Dabs lads

It's getting late, Amerifriends. Shouldn't you be getting ready for beddy?

aussie power hour starts soon

Jokes on you this is the diversion /cum/
You Aussies will never get to the REAL /cum/ thread

can anyone explain me why danganronpa skipped from season 1 to season 3?

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I want off this fucking ride

i get it, its an eva reference XD

Hello?

of course, because trolling here or posting simpsons smoking joint after joint is that interesting, burger chan

nigga go to Sup Forums

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Three questions:
1. Is this a real screenshot from Arthur?
2. What episode?
3. Did the Arthur animators intend for this to be an Eva reference?

It's just used as promotion material like all game anime.

So america, what part of Texas has less black people?

Do you guys have problems with black people?

Why are other Mexicans so bad at making puns in english?

Goddamn

>page 8

this is not good, goodmorning

Not fucking houston, i can tell you that.

My gf nearly got raped by a nigger in the parking lot near her workplace and was hurt by him before security scared the fucker off.

Lewd only if it includes petite qt grills with small titties :3

posting the quickie here as well

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My friend got an oz of this wax called "Ghost Haze". It blew me away I was stoned

Forgive me gentlemen. Amphetamine-induced insomnia entailed by psychosis is a serious matter.

take something to help you come down

Kek.

Don't eat drugs, Kids

Why do they do this

>tfw still stuck in the age of smoking/vaping flower

do you guys actually call it flower down there?
we call it bud

We call it bud where I come from but pretentious dab-fags call it "flower" now.

i cant stand those kind of people

*spews liquid excrement all over the Quick Reply box*

that's a funny looking marijuana cigarette

The blacks call it a "bunt", I think

>I'm not sure what you mean by an objective lens.
By objective scrutiny, a realization of just how bizarre, fascinating and grotesque it all is.
We've become accustomed to viewing the universe in certain ways, having developed preconceived notions so that our perceptions
are desensitized and constrained. For instance, how many see and understand somethings simple as chairs or a thorny lemon bush for what they truly are?
Or how bizarre is it that we slaughter a living organism, rip apart its flesh to chomp into tinier bits inside our wet, nauseating, gruesome grinding chambers primarily designed for this chomping, swallowing and reduction to acidic soup? We throw the flesh of some dead organism on a plate, serve it on top a table- just another chopped up organism which serves as a stand for your plate and utensils to pierce this organism flesh for transportation to your mouth and ass, and not bat a single eye at how bizarre it all is, how insane we must be, how even the simplest facts of life are, such as having to consume other life to sustain your own, among countless other examples that I couldn't articulate if I've tried at this point.
>I don't believe Schopenhauer was attempting to convey an omnipotent motive with his idea of the will.
If I recall correctly, didn't he express the universe to arise an a manifestation of the will?

The benzos have taken effect by now. I'm exhausted. Here's to decent rest, forgetting of this and not going psychotic.

I've been doing some school work and I have to ask: is Chicago really a dangerous place to live? I mean the amount of crime there is astonishing.

Nice, the /luc/ alliance is a mighty one
Most of the "criminal element" is concentrated in certain parts of the city. Stay out of there and you'll be fine

Did he died?

Post kot :3

Do u like blini

Yup! Ate them last time I went to St. Petersburg

What's the texture and taste difference between blini and pancakes?

Really want to give blini a go.

Blini is slimmer than pancakes.

Blini is thinner and tastes very good with sour cream and maple syrup. They have a strong taste for how thin they are.
Is it true Finns go to St. Petersburg to drink?

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Help lads
My dad kidnapped me

We go to Estonia. Safer and faster than St. Petersbur.

thought?

I may be autistic. I may be crazy. I embrace the possibility of both.

Help

R8 my family

Father: Quiet dude. Wasn't there for me in my teenage years. Former alcoholic. Abused me, my mom, and my sisters. Regrets his decisions and wants to rebuild a relationship but is too lazy to actually want to meet up and talk.

Mother: A insanely patriotic gun toting factory supervisor. She used to work on a assembly line but got promoted as floor supervisor. Divorced my dad when I was 8 because he broke her nose in front of me in a drunk rage. The most caring individual I've ever had in my life. Supports me no matter what. Raised 3 kids by herself

Older sister: Housewife. Happily married. Currently pregnant and quit her job so she can be a full time mother. She used to work as a inventory worker for a warehouse before she got married


Other Older sister:Joined army for 4 years. Used it for college. She's going to become a mechanical engineer. Pretty /fit/.

Step mom: Dad remarried after my parents divorce. Really quiet. I've met her twice and she didn't really acknowledge me

Any of you guys live in the area where these grow?
Do these even grow in the wild anymore?

VAPEMAN VAPEMAN COME OUT
VAPEMAN VAPEMAN WE KNOW YOU ARE ABOUT
VAPEMAN VAPEMAN SUCK IN SOME AIR
VAPEMAN VAPEMAN SLICK YOUR GREASY HAIR
VAPEMAN VAPEMAN PUT ON YOUR FAVORITE HAT
VAPEMAN VAPEMAN PRAY YOU DON'T GET FAT
VAPEMAN VAPEMAN BLOW OUT YOUR STACKS!!

They grow here

Finnish leftists went to Leningrad to drink their guts out. Now you get your gut stabbed instead in Peter and since leftists are mice (or should i say 'insects' to quote Vladimir Iljits), they go to the bad capitalist Tallinn.

>Mother: A insanely patriotic gun toting factory supervisor.
Congratulations for having mother with a spine.

Thank you

Quite nice, but your dad sounds like a dick.

He is. He's starting to turn around but I doubt he'll ever really be there for me

Wish I jerked off this morning desu. At work and can't focus.

At least visit him in his old age when he's bedridden.

I'm thinking of going to see him.
I Skyped him last week to talk to him about coming to see his grandchild when he's born. He said he'll think about it

>grandchild coming to world
>thinking about visiting
And there I thought you Americans care about families

If he cared about family he would have card for me, my siblings and mom ;^)

*cared

That sucks user ): But congrats for another member of the family!

Thanks Finn bro :)

HEKLO LADS I KNEEX HELP

What's wrong

I'm being kidnapped

Found a beer lads hHa

Hiw do I make the Jews stop watching me

/cum/ more like /dum/ lmoa

Rude

Tfw in my dads dungeon

/aus/ more like
>>>/raus/

Can you people provide me with the frog posted along the Easter? Meme? I need it for shitposting purposes but not against America.

sorry we can't let memes of mass destruction get in the hands of criminals

Any military lads?

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thread theme

Been there, done that. I'm 2nd lieutenant(?) in the Finnish army.

alri

why are eastern european women so perfect

Damn I miss Thursdays. It was always the best food day ):

>actual slop

Literally howling lads.

about what?

who /weed/ here

>smoked yesterday
>smoked today
>will smoke again today
>will smoke tomorrow

was smoking while you posted this bud

DUDE ILLICIT SUBSTANCE LMAO

Then you've fallen into my trap and outed yourself, loser.

a bit rude

Here. In an apartment so I had to fall for the vape meme. On the plus side, I can smoke the vaped stuff later on a walk or at my mom's house

think i'll watch band of brothers next

You should pursue more worthwhile activities in your life.