Red - Western Europe

Red - Western Europe
Yellow - Southern Europe
Blue - Northern Europe
Green - Eastern Europe
Orange - Special Snowflake "Central" Europe

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No special snowflakes here bud

Fuck off you disgusting Gook.

>Turkey
>Europe

>Central Europe
>Real

Eat some dogs you slant eyed peice of manlet shit.

>serbia
>southern europe
Serbia is cyka blyat

>Turkey included in Europe
>Germany not central Europe
>Spain not Southern Europe
disgusting

Turkey is European

Germans always sperg out when you merge them with "eastern trash"

Spaniards always sperg out horribly when you don't consider them Western too

Also I literally see no difference between Germany and France, they arr rook the same

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> Retard dog eater expects Europeans to include other Europeans with themselves

And yet you sperg out when compared to Japan you dumb gook.

this x100

Why is Turkey European and why should the opinion of a Rice munching manlet matter?

Europe is divided into Eastern block and Western block
As far as culture goes, the largest differences are between the North(nordic) and South(med),as in contrast(not implying one is better than the other). The only one to bridge the gap in the next 20 years will be the czechs,shit even Eastern Germany is technically still Eastern Block
But Ok Poland,you are snowflake,go clean toilets now.

delete this.

Turkey is not Europe Mr.Lee.

Now that's better. Estonia is northern, though

if france is yellow or holland is blue, we have a deal.

my bad oniifam

No I don't. I sperg out when people say that Korea is Japan's copy while in reality all the culture and influences from China came through Korea to Japan, not the other way around. But I guess it's just baiting.
Because it used to own like 1/4 of Europe anyway? Because Istanbul is geographically and culturally Europe? So Albania isn't European either because it's Muslim?
>Europe is divided into Eastern block and Western block
are you still living in 90s?
>looked at flag
ah yeah then I understand

Eh, as long as we're not counted as same part of europe as tatars and gypsies it's fine

Pic related, UN division of Europe

>One little shit part full of shitskins makes the whole country European

>they used to own Europe
So you are not Gook but Jap because some small dicked slant eye raped your disgusting Gook whore grandmother and owned your "Land".

Stupid Gook.

do we?

>You just sperged over the thought of being compared.

>Europe is divided into Eastern block and Western block
Yeah NATO - Western bloc, Russkies - Eastern Bloc.

Poland Western.

with legend

nice butthurt kek
>civil response
>sperging out
retard detected?

>spain
>western

nope

this doesn't even look right, look at V4 even geographically they are too far to the west to be counted into Eastern Europe, especially if you count the Baltics as Northern

Dumb Korea responds to every person who posts a Japan comparison

>WEW LAD

That's exactly why this division you posted won't work to many ethnic groups and historical quarrels. Someone mentions Japan and you have to "correct" whatever view it is, same in Europe when you group France with Belgium or some shit

But I group Japan and SK in the same region - East Asia.

Belgium and France are both the same region aswell - Western Europe core.

Nice Argument, sub human.

Nobody cares what you think looks right

this is how the United Nations have divided Europe.

your opinion is meaningless

>hey look at my map, poland is west
>hey, hey, hey

Who uses your map ? Sup Forums users ?
kek

The one from UN on the other hand ?

but Slavs are the masterrace, have you already forgotten Hans?
>this is how the United Nations have divided Europe.
nobody cares about the artificial, outdated UN's division

>The one from UN on the other hand ?
never saw anyone using the UN's map anywhere, probably becuase it's a complete shit

Nice argument, sub human.
Turkey is not European.

>Slavs
Pic related Mr. Downie Gook

No, you got that the other way around.

"Central Europe" as a region didn't 20 years ago, never before.

Nobody cares or uses your version of Sup Forums homemade map.

What you mean besides the entire UN organization and every organization linked with them including the world security council ?

Go back to China.

Even more to the point, every textbook in Europe at least uses this scheme.

Wikipedia uses this scheme.

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>Nice argument, sub human.
It's not any argument, it's a fact. Germans lost the race war. Germanics are subhuman, Slavs are the masterrace.

Now serve us and pay us more euros, german fuccboi
>"Central Europe" as a region didn't 20 years ago, never before.
What about 100 years before? Or 300? Or 600? Like I'd definitely call AH "Central Europe", just like PLC or monarchies of Poland, Hungary, Bohemia...
>Nobody cares or uses your version of Sup Forums homemade map.
Seemingly nobody cares about the UN's map aswell though.

No

I said it
Never before.

It didn't exist ever before the soviet union split.

Only then some nations had the special snowflake status due to butthurt damage.

Almost there for western europe.

The rest is just east and northern.

>Even more to the point, every textbook in Europe at least uses this scheme.
all the textbooks in Poland classify us as "East-Central" Europe though
>Wikipedia uses this scheme.
>Poland (Polish: Polska [ˈpɔlska] ( listen)), officially the Republic of Poland (Polish: Rzeczpospolita Polska,[a] About this sound listen (help·info)), is a country in Central Europe
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland

Now go back to slurping russian dick fucking serbian bydlo.

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>seemingly nobody cares about UN's map as well

Well except the organizations I mentioned including the World Security Council and textbooks in Europe ?

Yeah, your map is clearly at the same level of influence

Go back to China.

>East-central
special snowflake syndrome due to butthurt damage.

Ever heard about "Mitteleuropa"? Are you really that uneducated?

>Serbian butthurt his country stays in shit while Poland is already Greece level

>textbooks in Europe ?
no textbook in Poland cares about this map kek

Much better then that polish scribble. Polish retards every thread about Europe keep talking about their place in """""central""""" Europe which even doesn't exist.

This, it's much comfier in the center of Jewrope, but it doesn't mean you have to point it out on every single occasion.

>ITT PSY thinks he's solved geography

>Mitteleuropa
Made up term by the germans for some regions

Look at how the "central" europe kept moving to the east.

Ie "mitteleuropa" in WW I was ukraine.

>Russian butthurt he lives in a shitty country

it kind of always included part of Ukraine

>Somalia Northern Europe

I do not get how people can unironically group the Netherlands (Rich, Stoic, protestant) with Fr*nce or even Sp**n and P*rt*g*l.

Benelux is Western Europe's core lad

Do you know why it changes it's definition so much through history ? "Central Europe" that is ?

Time ago, france was considered Central European.

Spain was Western.

The term has no basis in reality

It's simply a political tool of former Greater Germany, nothing else.

There can never be anything central

There is east, west, north, south.

Don't think too much or you're melt snowflake.

>Turkey
>Europe

DELET THIS

>Germany together with pooland

Kaj si radio s'grbom ?

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what are you even talking about? How can Holland and Spain ever be in the same cultural group?

>Do you know why it changes it's definition so much through history ?
It doesn't. It's always roughly modern day V4 + Germany and Austria.
>Time ago, france was considered Central European.
Source on that?

they aren't really, check this pic for accurate depiction of cultural regions in Europe

I consider Benelux the Western Europe's core and Spain + Portugal either "Southern Europe" or "Western Europe's peripherals"

>turkey
>örop
no

>Turkey
>Europe
jej

kindly fuck off

>accurate depictions of cultural regions in Europe

how dumbfuck as a pole do you have to be, to think poland shares the same culture as germany ?

>I consider Benelux the Western Europe's core and Spain + Portugal either "Southern Europe" or "Western Europe's peripherals"

In what way? Dutch culture does not resemble Spanish (Or French, or walloon) culture in any way. We are much closer to Germany or Denmark in terms of culture.

nah m9

And as I said "Mitteleuropa" was always Greater Germany + V4.

>how dumbfuck as a pole do you have to be, to think poland shares the same culture as germany ?
well if you look at food, architecture, music, and partly religion then yeah

definitely not the same "cultural roots" though, we are slavic, but honestly ancient folk tales aren't that relevant anymore

Holy fuck did I ever say your culture resembles that of Spain? I don't consider you the same.
>We are much closer to Germany or Denmark in terms of culture.
yes you are

closer to Germany and Denmark than France, Wallonia or luxembourg is whati meant to say

mijn neger

elaborate on that I'm not really an expert on Benelux's culture

This is your beloved "Mitteleuropa" created for poles by Germans

Notice something in the name ?
It's not a league of Central European Nations where poles are at.

It's eastern european.

The things and cities germans built in poland, look german.
Big surprise, germans built it.
It's not your culture senpai.

Take that away, and take everything russia built away, and you get polish culture.

Which is nothing like German.

Not just architecture, look at music ?
Your music is very different and different kinds of artists are popular than in germany.

Nobody is talking about cultural roots, nobody gives a fuck about those.

Look at the polish mentality ? menatality of the people ?
Just like German ? Top kek, of course not.

Your opinions as a nation concering the big issues ?
Don't share them with Germany ?

V4 was something formed because meh.

You even backstabbed other nations in there at some migrant voting, you said you'd vote no, but voted yes.

Religion ? You're catholic.
They're Protestant.

There's less religious difference between orthodox and catholic faiths than between protestant and catholic.

>elaborate on that I'm not really an expert on Benelux's culture

Benelux culture?

There is no benelux culture to begin with.

Dutch people are protestant, stingy, stoic, and progressive, like most of northern Germany (with whom they share a language) and Denmark. Due to sharing the same language, Holland is also very close to Flanders.

French, walloon and Spanish (with all of whom they do not share a language) people are catholic, more outgoing, and conservative.

Dutch food is mostly colorless and tasteless, like German and Danish food, whereas French food is often seen as being the best food in the world.

>some completely unknown irrelevant "political idea"
Political organizations don't really belong to this discussion anyway, they tend to have various weird and vague names and boundaries.
>The things and cities germans built in poland, look german.
>Big surprise, germans built it.
>It's not your culture senpai.
Nah, Polish architecture (built by Poles) was heavily influenced by the German aswell. Example? Brick Gothic. All the countries with Gothic architecture traditionally belonged to Western cultural sphere.
>Not just architecture, look at music ?
>Your music is very different and different kinds of artists are popular than in germany.
I meant classical European music, but that's a kind of bad example.
>Nobody is talking about cultural roots, nobody gives a fuck about those.
No, maybe you don't give a fuck about them, don't talk for others too because a lot of people tend to care about them a lot.
>Look at the polish mentality ? menatality of the people ?
Oh then tell me what is the "polish mentality" then? And how is exactly different to the "german mentality"? Or the only things you can say are the buzzwords and memes like "p*les are stupid eastern slavic trash meanwhile Germans are muh efficient, hard-working Ordnung muss sein!!"?
>Your opinions as a nation concering the big issues ?
The issues like ?
>You even backstabbed other nations in there at some migrant voting, you said you'd vote no, but voted yes.
Literally irrelevant in this discussion, you are talking about modern day politics and even the case you are talking about is actually much more complex than you think.
>Religion ? You're catholic.
>They're Protestant.
Half of Germany is Catholic. Austria is Catholic. Grüß Gott.
>There's less religious difference between orthodox and catholic faiths than between protestant and catholic.
Elaborate on that then.

so Belgium and the Netherlands are completely different? and can't be grouped together as a part of "Western Europe"?

Culturally.
Red: Western Europe
Orange: Germanosphere
Blue: Northern Europe.
Green: Eastern Europe
Yellow: Balkans (former Ottoman empire) - can't think of a good name for this
Purple: Southern Europe

Forgot the map.
Slovakia is an odd case: I know pretty much nothing of it, so I just put it the same as Hungary/Czechia.

I would say Wallonia would fit wherever France fits and that the Netherlands and Flanders fit wherever Germany fits. Definitely not together though.

Few slight improvements:

Southern france shaded purple
Cyprus - I don't even know. I presume they are identical to Greece so they should be shaded purple

Moldova - shaded green

Croatia, Slovenia and Vojvodina - shaded orange

exactly my point. central europe is a political term.

Germans built it senpai, and even in cases where they didn't, copying someone else culture, does not make you that culture.

Classical european music was German, not polish, even if it came from poland.

even if roots are important, you don't share them, for me they're not, so it works out how I want it either way.

I've been to Germany. People don't like Poles.
Steretypical pole is lazy stupid trash.
Steretypical polish girl is a "working gal"

Stereotypes are based on the nations and it's people views of that other people.
There is nothing German that you share.

Issues like, human rights for example, what constitutes freedom of speech, what's racist and what's not.

There are important mental traits of a nation.
no matter what they are, no matter who is right, who is wrong, you do not share them.

Austria isn't Germany...well anymore.

And half of Germany is Russian.

might that be that part that makes you think you're similar to Germans ? eh ?

Elaborate on religious differences.

Look them up yourself, on the major issues, between protestant, catholic and orthodox fate.

Catholic and Orthodox have fewer religious disagreements with main one being infallibility of the Pope.

Now that I think of it, I don't even know if putting Estonia and Latvia as northern europe is fair.

We have WAY more in common with Germany than with e.g Iceland.

But we do have many things in common with Finland and Sweden.

Eesti=Finland imo

Slovaks are basically Eastern Czechs, Southern Poles and Northern Magyars.

It would almost seem like culturally splitting up a very culturaly diverse region into about four cardinal directions does not work :DD

You have a lot of common with Russia as well.

for example, 25% of your population

kek

Yep. It's hard.
It goes in a continuum, something like this:

Finland > Latvia > Germany - Russia - Sweden > Denmark (barely)

Red - Western Europe
Yellow - Eastern Europe
Gray - Africa
Black - Asia

Exactly. for us it would probably look like this:

France > Wallonia >>>> Flanders > Netherlands >> (Northern) Germany >>> Denmark

Croatia is culturally not the same as Slovenia and Slovenia is not the same as Turkey.

Lithuania and Latvia are East
Austria and Hungary are Central
Bulgaria is South
Put Italy, Spain, Portugal, France, and Slovenia as a seperate South-West catagory

nah. central should only be Germanic ones,
even though Hungary was merged with Austria once

Why do you people never use South-West and South-East?

>Czechs are basically Western Slovaks.
>Poles are basically Northern Slovaks.
>Hungarians are basically Southern Slovaks.
ftfy

How is Germany central Europe