/asean/- War with China soon

How prepared is the region?

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Our Naj

Do you guys feel violated when a girl looks at the bulge of your dick? everytime i notice and caught girls literally looking at the bulge of my dick, i felt violated

Yes. It makes me feel oppressed. I lecture them about objectification.

If she wants it. you gotta give it to her

We can assplosion both malaysia and indon airbases in about 10 minutes. If you're talking about china, china dun have da ballz to attack us as long as USA USA ships use our habours.

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I walk around with a hard-on and tight shorts ALL the time while I was 14 and superhorny.

Faisal reporting in

I finally did it, I finally humped my imouto even though its dryhumping

God bless sexual couriousity

How? Why aren't you in jail?

Not them, YOU.

It's bad when I want to buy stuff from Japan and play my lewd webgames (which are also unsurprisingly enough, Japanese)

A plan that'll never have any effect because the SDP has zero PR and is only relevant because Chee Soon Juan is a complete faggot.

Look, just go back to Facebook and stay butthurt over people not liking Singapore. Or better yet, do back to HWZ and join your butthurt brethren there.

Yeah, they did. They didn't army so good.

Duterte is not completely wrong, but that's not the point, also 50 cents.

Geography.

I don't think even the Treasure fleet went there.

Singapore was a sleepy fishing village until the Brits and was fucked until the PAP was elected into power in 1959.

ARCHELOGY PROVED WE WERE A TRADE PORT. THE BRITISH LEFT BEHIND A SHITTON OF THINGS, PLUS A SOMEWHAT DECENT GDP TO WORK WITH. YES, FROM NEWLY INDUSTRIALIZED TO MAKING THE YANKS SIGN THE TRANS PACIFIC PARTNERSHIP IS SOMETHING AMAZING. SO IS THIS HUGE FUCKING GINI COEFFICIENT AND LITERAL ONE PARTY CONTROL.

Vietnam btfos China, news at 11.

Something I wantNot them, YOU.

It's bad when I want to buy stuff from Japan and play my lewd webgames (which are also unsurprisingly enough, Japanese)

Something I want to cum inside you.

He is flipbong.

Vietnam's always ready to buttblast China.

Hot. Did she know?

JUST CONFESS TO HER ALREADY. STOP DOING THIS.

Damnit Faisal.

what the hell

My parents are wagecucks so that leaves no witenesses
She came up to me herself and asked me to teach her lewd stuff

post pic senpai

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>day 14 of du30
still averages 5-10 dead criminalseveryday

>weekends
averages 10-20 dead criminals

WHEN WILL THIS MEME END

this looks autistic, are you amos yee?

I cant she's in love with someone else

I fear rejection

Backlog. I've literally been asleep for at least 20 hours.

autism

You should've fingered her pussie man

>She came up to me herself and asked me to teach her lewd stuff
This is just like my animes.

You are lying, you said she was hostile to you just yesterday.

autism

considering you're her brother you definitely gonna get rejected

We're all autistic now! J/k It's just a little A U T I S M.

He's a pedo too.

I did as we dry humped and we played tilt the clit together we then proceeded to dry humping doggy style
Nope this is the real world my persistant love rubbed on her quite literally so

Fucking. Did duterte andd Trump make anime real by existing?

atas ane pedofil

WAKAWAKAWAKWAKWAKA

Kill yourselves.

/asean/

Always
Unique
Totally
Interesting
Sometimes
Mysterious

Thaaat's right! Meowth!

Hostile yes ironically she came to me crying and asked me to teach her lewd things

Im too cowardish to take her unripe her fruit desu

When honeytraps kill the cops

It hurts

Thank you Singapore

I recently traveled you your fucking astonishing country and I cannot fathom the thanks, I have always been an avid traveler and regretted having to leave your country I have been to every single african country aside from Zimbabwe and have never met anyone as friendly and selfless as yours. Just to give you an idea I dropped my wallet with nearly 3 jt rupiahs within it and one of you astonishing people followed and tried to catch up with me for 2 days and didn't even expect a single cent and tried to refuse me giving them even a single rupiahs. I cannot put into words my thanks for showing me the beauty and kindness of your country thank you so so much Singapore and expect me back there really soon.

How does she have sex with a flaccid corpse dick?

To take her ripe fruit*

You are a terrible human being holy shit.

Hey faggots, I'm here to remind you that we own West Philippine Sea and we totally wrecked China in the tribunal.


Know your place and kneel before me.

This is master troll, or ebin criminal.

>Hispanic culture

>Stuff that didn't happen chapter 5 vol.4 revision VII

rigor mortis

Unripe it and turn her into a woman

Rubber bands around the dick.

Don't look at me funny, I read it from a lewd webcomic.

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Are gookshit getting better?

one of those korean webtoons?

>he didnt verbally and thought molest his imouto for years till she reached breaking ice point
your life is meaningless
Inshallah

I just have to get her bf out of the way

what will be your fate in the upcoming war /asean/?


dubs = survive
trips = you fought and survived
quads = you fought your way to Beijing

if none of the above, then you probably will be dead

I win

sexylosers.com/series/shiunji-and-the-suicide-girl/

I am not kidding when I said I read weird webcomics.

Indog never lost.

Lets see what's my fate

Sweet Guy is probably one of the best Korean things I've read in a while.

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If you kill your enemies, they win.

heh

They're good, but goddamn they don't know how to end a story. Drug Candy and the story about the guy that cheated with his sister in law ended without any resolution.

Ded I shall be

But are there any Hentai of Kpop girls?

For Grorious Emperor

the Philippines will plant the flag over the Forbidden Palace

Even among koreans, only losers like kpoop.

you gonna fight China with stick? dont talk cock

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true a korean student told me that

>Not teach her how to draw good fanart
Get on my level, Faishal.

What do non-loser Koreans like?

they look like North Koreans

What did they mean by this?

No, not what they look like. What do they like?

that's making me jelly

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Do South East Asians like Filipinos feel inferior to North East Asians like Japanese? I looked at an IQ ranking and the Philippines have a lower IQ than shitskin nations like Iraq and Mexico?

iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country

Then what music are they into?

fuck off mangingisda

Thank you Abu Sayyaf

I recently traveled to your fucking astonishing province and I cannot fathom the thanks, I have always been an avid protester and regretted having to leave Sabah to every single infidel neighboring country from Malaysia and have never met anyone as nationalistic and brave as yours. Just to give you an idea we lost our Sabah with nearly 100,000 Filipinos within it and one of you astonishing people went and tried to put up a resistance against malaysia for 2 days and didn't even expect a single cent and tried to refuse me giving them even a single BBL. I cannot put into words my thanks for showing me the beauty and kindness of your province thank you so so much Abu Sayyaf and expect me back in Sabah really soon.

Why do i hate the fact some people cheat to get pokemons without leaving the house?

>go to malaysia
>visit kuala lumpur
>roam around the city
>every street looks like chinatown
>finally get lost because all street arr rook same
>ask local how to get out of the chinatown
>"what you mean lah chinatown is that way lancau cibai"

>There are balding people in /asean/ right now

What do they mean by this?

wut ?

he is stupid man dont bother

Borneo or Kalimantan, lads???????

>Traffic
>150 pesos per minute

Kalimantan for Native, Borneo for everyone else. Just like Deutschland for native and Germany for everyone else.

>Borneo
You know that actually means coconut

>prepared

Prepared to sell out.

>Singkit St.

Hello, where are the megumin

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All hail German race. May your Aryan blood be strong and true.

>everyone else
That's not entirely true, countries in general have different names. Germany is only seen as common because English is an international language.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_Germany#List_of_area_names
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_and_dependencies_and_their_capitals_in_native_languages

Germans will be extinct in 100 years max

Are you a filthy turk?