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if you play pokemon go you're a sheep

i think you mean child

Good thing I'm Welsh.

the best gimmicks are those posted only once or twice a day

i post my best gimmick at least three times a day

There are no gimmicks that fit that description.

I think you mean mareep

Watching 2003 Christopher guest mockumentary "A mighty wind"

hot bruv innit
how did you go about it?
did you fear that ahmed would come to stab you at any time?

really makes you think

gimmick quality has really fallen by the wayside in recent times

Don't worry mate, I'll sort it (have a method)

Is his arse baldy?

look at this snoutless tapir

RIP Stephen Crabb

No.

Fcking cock sucking brits

I'm not a fan

*puts £2000 on the horse with the funny name*

go on my son

Post machines

Why are Scots over represented in our politicians?
Shouldn't the English be demanding independence.

gf and I couldn't sleep last night so we just planned out our future family and kids lol, it'd be 3 daughters, 2 sons, and we imagined their names, personalities, relationships with us their parents, their uncles and aunties and grandparents and their siblings, and what they'd do with their lives

fun fantasy

>tfw Britain escapes from your harem

Whenever I go out to a club I always feel like the bouncers are thinking "look at this ugly cunt thinking he can come in here and pull hahahahhahaha" or laughing at what i'm wearing

*cucks you*

such a disgustingly normie post i feel sick reading it

I wonder if porn has ever been made with that nose...

Poleaboos mum is making a lasagne

No need to go out

How can white bois even compete

Need a Keri Sable gf

*buys a race horse*
*names it My Son*

sounds like you need to take more drugs son

>lasagne

*buys a race horse*
*names it My Wife's Son*

in the room downstairs, she sat and stared
in roooooooom downstairs she sat and staaarrreed

pfft like you could afford a race horse

know this feeling

never going to go out unless im on drugs in the future

So how DID it go then?

What's wrong with lasagne?

>relationships with us and their parents
>MY WIFE'S SON

my mummy made me chicken nuggets and chips

Did a wank to "that" again lads

The first time I went clubbing I spent the night watching the girl I was crushing on make out with various guys.

wasn't a great feel 2bqh

Bad feel

iktf mate.

>every time I go out and my ex is there
>she tries to get with one of my mates (different one each time)

Pretty shit feeling desu

that's a recipe for disaster

>no footy
>wimbledon is over

summer's shit

You sound like a great wingman for your mates, though

she obviously still wants you

Got rangebanned for posting two scat pics on this shit general

Worst thing was I came with her and another [guy] friend of hers.

just going to have to sit tight and wait for the 'lympics lad

>clubbing
You should all be ashamed.

>it'd be 3 daughters, 2 sons

ummmm excuse me?!?!? shouldn't they choose their genders??!?!

I go to the club for the choons 2bh.

>all the atheletes are going to be shot, stabbed, raped and infected with zika
gonna be fun to watch lad

>wanted to buy a car this week
>everything I look at turns out to be shit
>increase budget
>everything is still shit

Did not realise what a bargain I got four years ago.

Ah yes I'm sure you have more birds than a pidgeonkeeper seeing as you don't go out

>got a lot more confident in the last year or two
>people refer to me as an alpha male now (weird) and I'm known as 'that guy that shags loads of girls'
>for some reason I still get jealous about all of the girls I've shagged, regardless of the fact I cut them off and have shagged other girls since
> when I'm drunk and I see them out trying to get with another guy I'll go over there and do shit like snatch her hand off of the guy and tell the guy to fuck off

they never get with her though. Thank god my mates never dog on me, embarassing enough as it is.

yeah I thought the same, but did as above and tried to get with her again and she was having none of it. Blocked me in the morning too

Shit like this puts me off going out for months

what did you get

this isn't going to happen though is it

just like there was supposed to be a big isis attack in france

>tfw got so bored today i read some random pua book suggested by some guy on /fit/

fucks sake might have to fire up the kindle again

A Honda Civic, paid £2,500 for it in 2012 and I can't find a suitable replacement.

Normie cockblocking twat fuck off

>I'll go over there and do shit like snatch her hand off of the guy and tell the guy to fuck off

lol

What are some things you've done to become more confident?

The jealousy thing sounds like it needs to be sorted out though. Sounds like despite your ability to pull you still feel you have to prove yourself somehow? I dunno.

PUAs are a scam, they all have different methods that share a single fundamental strategy: Use their shitty chat up lines on a LOT of women and you'll eventually find one.

did 21 km in pokemon go today
walking, no riding or driving

Clubbing is degenerate

Thinking of getting a dog soon lads, should I get a Husky or a Border collie?

>music is degenerate

>having sex is degenerate

Sup Forums is degenerate

Huskies are the best

>>when I'm drunk and I see them out trying to get with another guy I'll go over there and do shit like snatch her hand off of the guy and tell the guy to fuck off
You fucking spaz

Having sex with random strangers in a drunken stupor is.

>socialising is degenerate

Alri

>shouting down someone's ear in a dark, loud room is socialising

Gonna have to go back to Sup Forums

I keep getting rangebanned now
Just got fcking rangebanned for posting two scat pics on this shitty general

>Having sex with random strangers in a drunken stupor is degenerate

How the fuck did Pokemon last so long? People said it was a fad when I was collecting the cards as a kid in 1999

i agree t︃bh

not sure how society has come to the conclusion that drugs are more degenerate than fucking people you've known for a few minutes whilst both intoxicated

i used pua because i wasn't sure what to call it. it's certainly different, and much more about character and shit than shit pickup lines while wearing a furry hat.

parts of it, and his take on the theory of it were interesting but his pointers on humour and that sort of stuff were pretty average and even kind of cringe in some parts.

if i could sum it all up, he basically says girls are attracted to guys who invest minimal amounts in them (guy who's fine without her choosing to be with her versus some needy little beta who worships her), place themselves in vulnerable situations (by approaching them, asking them out) and that you aren't honest (avoiding making assertions physically and verbally that you want to fug/find her attractive).

there were a few things where i thought "yeah i could take that away" but a lot of it was like ehhh okay, particularly his stuff on humour and flirting.

>tfw no gf to play pokemon go with

I've never pulled at a club and I've never seen any of my friends do it either
then again never tried

bad feels
saw a few qt girls out playing pokemon go yesterday evening

>pokemon in your house

lucky fucker. im actually gonna have to go outside to find some ;_;7

>he's never been approached by a girl in a club
feel sorry for you

iraq war was a bit of a mistake wasn't it lads

huskys are fucking awkward to walk

they have a pulling instinct and are really energetic

Lads I want to get sum gud pokemans but I don't feel like going outside

Bloody normies

how disgusting are you ?

>they have a pulling instinct and are really energetic
fucking normies

I have
I fuck it up every time

fuck OFF??!!

You sound like a right dickhead