Be France

>be France
>be greatest country in the world

POO PEE LAND MORE LIKE IT LOL

>unironically having a mutant chicken as his national animal

stop shagging sheeps you sheepshagger

>be poland
>unironically have a down sydrome looking albino chicken with a crown as a coat of arms

>albino chicken
>poo piee landish education

chickens can be white to begin with

which can't be said about your nation lol

you know why we have a cock as national emblem? it's because we upset everyone

>Napoléon didn't take over the world
>almost all of the world is under the sphere of influence of Perfidious Albion Jr.
Why even live?

i read just finished this book, it was bretty good

haven't read the one where he talks about how great islam is and why every westerner should convert, but i might

NOW WATCH ME HON
NOW WATCH ME HON HON

You forgot the rest
>get sick of being the best country in the world
>let your country get swarmed by all manner of colonial scum

>you know why we have a cock as national emblem? it's because that's what we stuff up our arses
FTFY

>be swiss
>lose to france
>decide to stay neutral for the rest of your history

comin from a country who copy pasta american culture and failed being as relevant, KEK

read this one instead

>Houellbecq

...

scratches that reactionary itch without being Sup Forums-tier corny

His "prose" is the most pedantic and overrated shit possible.

The guy would make GRRM sex scenes almost bearable.

> be le baguete
> be eaten by french man
true story

The awkwardness of his sex scenes are part of their charm

Can't comment on the prose since I've only read a translation, but he's a good writer that the French literary establishment will probably regret shitting on in thirty years.

Worst Houellebecq novel.

>French establishment
>shitting on Houellebecq

'no'

france is literally the best

> la baguette
That shit's right tho

How long till whites are a minority in France?

>Perfidious Albion Jr.
don't you control it? aren't you happy with it?

A FUCKING LEAF