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watching the bears show
accepted the job
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what job is it?
English pop
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why is /britpol/ full of such gimps
need someone to frigg my fanny
because its filled with Sup Forumsbabies
murse
>inb4 ebin bantz
is fatcam about?
hows team moose doing?
Sup Forums is like 35% right and decent though.
/britpol/ is like the worst dregs of Sup Forums
I made this photoshop last year
WAAAAAAAHH
wanna shag this bird
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wogwon lads
>lose virginity couple weeks ago
>suddenly getting a fuck load of attention from women
I'm pretty good looking and use to get stares and stuff before but now so many fucking women stare at me and are flirting with me and I don't think I'm doing anything different. Maybe it's just because I'm coming across as more confident and carrying myself better? It's seriously weird.
walked about 9 miles through city and woodland today
1 mile is a lot longer than I thought it would be
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>Hello everyone I am a """"male"""" nurse
Kek
6/10
think i'm clogged up
just did a gigantic shit which smelt like a public toilet and i'm desperate again
Just sniffed like 4 keys of coke before going to this company social
none of this is true you lying faggot
>Australian English
>Canadian English
>English
>UK English
What did they mean by this?
good lad
he's watching the bears show
I want to try coke. What is it like?
Are there any legit risks for a pretty fit 24 year old?
Didn't bring the bag with me though because I'll end up being bait with it and getting fired
Spastic mongs
>need to shit in a public toilet
>toilet is already smeared with feces
forced to clean the shit of another man as not to risk being blamed for it
ew no
Currently on the blower to HSBC
No unless you've got a heart problem
It's amazing if you can get hold of good stuff, doesn't last too long but you feel great and just chat a lot of shit whilst you're up
girl said i had a pretty face today lads
said i should get a haircut to show it off
Why the fuck would I lie about something so trivial?
If I was gonna lie I'd make it much more far fetched and crazy as fuck. I don't even know why you think I'd lie about it.
I'm just having a hard time understanding why it is happening. I honestly think it's the confidence thing.
And toot?
>there are roadmans in this thread RIGHT NOW
fuck off back to facebook
Confidence is key, and getting sex is a big confidence boost
addiction is your main risk
>no irish english
fucking discrimination
coke is amazing but u need to redrop every 20 minutes or so
first time (and only time) I did some blow i got fucked up for 2 days str8 up. the drip makes ur mouf feels like nothing though... fucking perfect
do you like anything?
My heart is fine. Never had any problems with it and my resting heart rate is in the 50's.
Only thing is I've got a super addictive personality and coke is mega expensive. I spend way too much on escorts as it is, don't want to develop another habit.
>Why the fuck would I lie about something so trivial?
what is the internet
lying cunt
mirth
want to buy a bike but I live in the middle of a city and I'm terrified of getting run over
what do
just accepted the job lads
>28yo virgin
when will my nightmare end
just accepted the job lads
You are able to consume drugs but not able to post toot
you cant "accept" a job as a rent boy
if u ride near the sidewalk there's literally no risk. respect the lights n shit and ur fine
ree
*waves arms around*
normies go away
ree, ree
what's the job
They shit on Scotland, Wales and NZ too
after you lose your virginity I guess haha
need an escort with short hair, anyone know any?
>get in from work
>people start texting me about work
ahh yes, why not go away
>tfw 20 y/o virgin
might as well throw myself off ben nevis
>tfw only ugly, fat or old women hit on you
Going to get some reading done. See ya.
Yeah, I feel a lot more confident and it has honestly helped me take the pussy off a pedestal and realise that women aren't all that and aren't much different from men because they have a fanny between their legs.
CEO at self employed
gf wants me to go over to hers and shag her up the bumhole but I'm in bed and it's so comfy I can't be arsed
CIGARETTES, ICE CREAM
FIGURINES OF THE VIRGIN MARY
yeah me
>tfw you have a six pack but only in very kind lighting
Why don't you just get with an escort? I fuck them all the time.
I can go on adultwork, find one I like and be at her house in 1 hour.
found out my ex from HS cut her hair short haha thank god i dont talk to this bitch anymore
yeah alri lad I'll go for you
Business idea: become gay and have sex with men
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what would you do to me x
I want to. I've been trying to work up the courage for about 3 years
Guys, mind if I ask you what the connection the british throne today has to William the Conquerer? If it has no connection today whatsoever, when did it stop having a connection?
>tfw you have a six pack but only in very kind lighting
Janny we have a mess to clean up
Janitor, hurry
JANITOR
minging arse you bent twat
more situps!
burn you on a cross
people get crushed here all the time
also I'm not the strongest guy so I'll probably roll down a hill
hot poker up the arse
At least you have a flat tummy
I got a hairy lil beer belly right now
can i get busted by police if i do that?
tell you to fuck off
the Queen is a direct descendant of William
beyond that the entire administrative system of the Kingdom was organized by William more or less.
>burn you on a cross
situps are a meme
been signed on for 3 days now and haven't looked for a single job yet
wahey
got a finnish meme gf
Important research lads, please answer honestly
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3 years? Jesus christ mate.
What are you so afraid of? Cumming too quick? They don't care, it's actually better for them the faster you cum. They tend to get arsey as fuck if you don't cum asap...
Have a couple beers and find one.
You knock on the door, she will answer, will probably ask your name and age then ask how long you want to stay. Agree on a time, give her the money, get undressed and lay down on the bed. Usually starts with a blowjob to get me hard and then move onto sex.
Finish, maybe take a shower and then leave.
Nothing to it.
WHERE IS JANNY?
should I gobble some xans lads? been feeling down lately